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22nd October 2009 00:28 - FIC: Everything He Has to Give (Snape/Lupin, NC-17)
Title: Everything He Has to Give
Author: [info]r_grayjoy
Characters/Pairings: Snape/Lupin
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: sperm banks (I've taken the "semen kink" interpretation here)
Other Warnings: masturbation
Word Count: 1,000
Summary/Description: Severus doesn't understand the nature of his relationship with Remus, or why he should be the one to inspire such passion in him. [Time period isn't specified, so place it in whatever era you like best!]
Author's Notes: I wasn't planning to write for d_d this month (too swamped!), but this just sort of happened. For [info]nehalenia, for no particular reason. Maybe this will help inspire your Snupin muse? ;) Thanks to [info]eeyore9990 and [info]ragdoll for the once-overs!

Everything He Has to Give )
20th October 2009 17:13 - Fic: Muggles Are Geniuses, NC-17, Fred/George
Title: Muggles Are Geniuses
Author: [info]eeyore9990
Characters: Fred/George
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Incest, rimming
Themes/kinks chosen: Sperm Banks
Word Count: ~1450
Summary: Fred and George discover the Eighth Wonder of the World... God bless Muggles.
Author's notes: I saw this theme and just... how could I NOT write some twincest for it?! Enjoy, y'all!

Muggles Are Geniuses )
18th October 2009 21:58 - Fic: The Real Story, Angelina/Romilda
Title: The Real Story
Author: [info]ozma_katiebell
Characters/Pairings: Romilda Vane/Angelina Johnson
Rating: NC17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Arousal by fabric, Alternate Pairing
Other Warnings: None.
Word Count: 5765
Summary/Description: The reporter is startled to find that the tables have turned on her and she is on the spot.
Author's Notes: Sorry about the delay. Family emergency kept me from editing

In person, Miss Johnson is a a study in contrasts. )
17th October 2009 03:28 - Fic - Veela In Furs (Bill/Fleur, NC17)
Title: Veela In Furs
Author: [info]ldymusyc
Characters/Pairings: Bill Weasley/Fleur Weasley
Rating: NC17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Hyphephilia
Other Warnings: None.
Word Count: 2200
Summary/Description: "Desire followed the glance, pleasure followed desire." On a chilly night, a fur-wrapped Fleur takes note of her husband's desire and indulges in pleasure on a wolf's pelt by the fire.
Author's Notes: I've been carrying this title around in my head for over a month now! Sadly, this piece turned out much shorter than I wanted it to be, but the writing time I planned to spend on vacation turned into "holy hell, Fifth Avenue has a lot of expensive stores HELLO MEN IN SUITS". >.> I attempted to give Fleur the flavor of a French accent without Rowlingizing it; please forgive if my attempt was not quite successful. Summary quote by Leopold Von Sacher-Masoch. Also, congratulations, DD, this is the first time I have ever voluntarily written Weasleys in smut. :D

Veela In Furs )
16th October 2009 16:32 - FIC: The Feel of It (Teddy/James Jr., NC-17)
Title: The Feel of It
Author: [info]mindabbles
Characters: Teddy/James Jr., Albus Severus, Lily Jr., Hugo, Rose
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: oral sex, first time (for James) anal sex, a teeny, tiny hint of rimming
Themes/kinks chosen: Edible aphrodisiacs, hyphephilia
Word Count: 5,900
Summary: In his fantasies Teddy always tumbles him forcefully onto the soft, cool surface of the sofa, biting at his neck and grinding his hard cock between James' spread legs.
Author's notes: Thanks to [info]elizassecret for the beta. Thank you so much to the mods for the invitation!!


Tonight, Teddy won't know what hit him. )
15th October 2009 06:54 - The Mrs Weasleys' Great Meat Pie Contest
Title: The Mrs Weasleys' Great Meat Pie Contest
Author: Lee West
Characters/Pairings: Arthur/Molly, Bill/Fleur, Charlie/Viktor, Percy/Audrey, George/Angelina, Ron/Hermione, Harry/Ginny and Teddy/Victoire
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Edible Aphrodisiacs
Other Warnings: Use and abuse of pie.
Word Count: 2,634
Summary/Descriptions: Which of the Mrs Weasleys makes the best meat pie?
Author's Notes: For everyone whose pies are not "as good as my mother's."

Thank you muchly to Sab and Minnow for betaing.

The Mrs Weasleys' Great Meat Pie Contest )
14th October 2009 07:52 - FIC: All in the Family, R, Charlie, Ron
Title: All in the Family
Author: [info]torino10154
Characters: Charlie, Ron/(Hermione)
Rating: R
Themes/kinks chosen: Sperm banks, mutual masturbation
Warnings: Fleeting reference to incest
Word Count: ~1400
Summary: Ron and Hermione consult a Muggle fertility specialist. Charlie offers his brother some advice.
Author's notes: Huge thanks as always to [info]gryffindorj and [info]jadzialove for feedback and beta reading. *hugs* Ron/Hermione is canon compliant but off-screen for the most part. Charlie and Ron engage in a bit of mutual masturbation but I don't consider it a 'pairing' as such. Oh and a special thank you to Deviant's own [info]r_grayjoy for the once over in person! :D

All in the Family )
13th October 2009 11:09 - Fic: Missing Him - Sirius/Regulus, R
Title: Missing Him
Author: [info]elfflame
Characters: Sirius/Regulus
Rating: R
Warnings: incest
Kinks chosen: hyphephilia – arousal by touching fabrics or garments
Word Count: 1509
Summary: After Sirius runs away, his brother tries to deal with being left behind.
Author's notes: Written for my sweet Kit for her birthday, if a bit early. <3 Miss you, sweetie. Thank you to Ceria for the great beta job. :)


Anything is possible if you’ve got enough nerve – JK Rowling )
9th October 2009 17:40 - FIC: The Gloves Upon Those Hands (Severus/Harry ~ NC17)
Title: The Gloves Upon Those Hands
Author: Leela ([info]leela_cat)
Characters: Severus/Harry
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: * None *
Themes/kinks chosen: Hyphephilia: arousal by touching fabrics or garments
Word Count: ~1,150
Summary: Severus Snape does not share his hands with just anyone.
Betas: [info]eeyore9990
Author's Notes: Inspired by the prompt "glove" provided by [info]eeyore9990 and partly a gift fic for [info]alisanne. My thanks to the DD mods for letting me post on a month that I'm not scheduled.

The Gloves Upon Those Hands )
5th October 2009 00:00 - Fic: The Perfect Position (Lucius/Blaise, NC-17)
Title: The Perfect Position
Author: [info]alisanne
Characters: Lucius Malfoy/Blaise Zabini, Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy implied (off screen).
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Cross-gen, anal, toys.
Themes/kinks chosen: hyphephilia, tourniquets.
Word Count: 2900
Summary: This is the story of how Blaise came out of the closet by going into the closet.
Author's notes: Thanks to [info]eeyore9990 and [info]sevfan for their assistance.
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

The Perfect Position )
3rd October 2009 23:16 - FIC: Breaking Bread Together [Remus, Severus, NC17]
Title: Breaking Bread Together
Author: [info]celandineb
Characters: Remus, Severus
Rating: NC17
Warnings: blowjob, anal sex
Themes/kinks chosen: edible aphrodisiacs
Word Count: 2256
Summary: Severus has invited Remus over for dinner.
Author's notes: This takes place soon after they leave school, before Voldemort becomes really powerful and before Severus begins teaching at Hogwarts. And I nearly missed posting on my day! Ack! Geeky note (slight plot spoiler): The oysters, saffron and truffles in the soup, ginseng and damiana in the quiche, tomatoes, and dark chocolate have all been considered aphrodisiacs.

Breaking Bread Together )
3rd October 2009 20:09 - FIC: On The Hogwarts Express
Title: On The Hogwarts Express
Author: [info]iamisaac
Characters: Ron/Neville
Rating: erm, hard-ish R?
Warnings: unsexy sex, accidental voyeurism
Themes/kinks chosen: Edible aphrodisiacs
Word Count: ~1800
Summary: "It was Fred and George's fault. Everything that went wrong for Ron (with the exception of a couple of Voldemort induced problems) was Fred and George's fault."
Author's notes: 1. Thanks, [info]lee_west, darling, for managing to cope with Neville!sex in your beta-ing job. You do rock so very much, you know.
2. I'm a few hours early, because I have the day from hell tomorrow and intend to go straight from work to bed (on my own!) and will not have time to post. Sorry. Shut your eyes and imagine it's 4 hours later.


on the hogwarts express )
2nd October 2009 23:57 - Fic: Unforgettable
Title:Unforgettable
Author: [info]unbroken_halo
Characters: Neville/Draco
Rating:R
Warnings:Wall!sex and frottage
Themes/kinks chosen: Edible aphrodisiacs
Word Count:1756
Summary:Neville plans a special evening for Draco.
Author's notes: This is entirely [info]leela_cat's fault. I am in no way related to or in competition with [info]eeyore9990 for the title of Crack Queen, I rather like Bitch Queen, myself. *g* Thank you to [info]eeyone9990 for the handholding and lightening beta.

Unforgettable )
1st October 2009 02:34 - [fic] Ladies in Waiting, Malkin/Grubbly-Plank
Title: Ladies in Waiting
Author: [info]la_dissonance
Characters: Madam Malkin/Wilhelmina Grubbly-Plank
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Almost-but-not-quite infidelity, improper use of a wedding dress, table!sex... yeah, I'm grasping at straws here. :P
Themes/kinks chosen: Hyphephilia: arousal by touching fabrics or garments
Word Count: ~4400
Summary: I'm acutely aware of how this garment will cover her body, how every square inch that I've touched will touch her, in turn. It makes me wet.
Author's notes: According to HP Lexicon, Madam Malkin has no canon first name, which would generally scare me off from writing from her POV, but there was no way she wasn't being the one to get this kink (professional robemaker + fabric kink = destiny, y/y?). So for convenience's sake I went ahead and named her Melvina. And then I went and wrote the fic in first person because seeing the made-up name all over the place weirded me out. LOL. ...there was a point to this note, at some point. Many thanks to [info]woldy for the beta!

Ladies in Waiting )
20th September 2009 14:17 - Fic: Releasing the Hounds, Ron/Harry, R
Title: Releasing the Hounds
Author: [info]eeyore9990
Characters: Ron Weasley/Harry Potter's bewbies
Rating: R
Warnings: more slashy than het but not really, unfortunate come shots, tit wanking
Themes/kinks chosen: Breasts
Word Count: ~3100
Summary: It's all about the tits... and that makes it okay. Right?
Author's notes: Undying thanks go to [info]leela_cat who choked down her revulsion at the thought of Ron in any sort of sexual situation to beta this for me. Also, this is my very favorite bunny ever, I think. :D I had way too much fun writing this. *glee*

Releasing the Hounds )
19th September 2009 22:09 - FIC: "Full" (Remus/Sirius, NC-17)
Title: "Full"
Author: [info]pre_raphaelite1
Characters: Remus/Sirius
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Much swearing and insulting of vicars :P
Themes/kinks chosen: Enemas
Word Count: 1930
Summary: “Because I want to,” Remus informed him in a low pitch that sent gooseflesh rippling up Sirius' spine. “Because I want to see just how much you can fucking take before you start begging me to stop. Because I want you to feel just what it would be like to have every inch of your arse straining and stretched until it's indistinguishable from your intestines and all you know and all you are is full.”
Author's notes: I think I need to change my username to "nooneelse" so when these particular themes come up everyone will know that "nooneelse" will right them. :P And [info]alisanne? I promised you fluffy after the July necro fic, so here. This fluffy enema is for you. :P

Full )
17th September 2009 08:39 - Fic - Our Little Secret (Draco/Rosmerta, NC17)
Title: Our Little Secret
Author: [info]ldymusyc
Characters: Draco Malfoy/Madam Rosmerta
Rating: NC17
Warnings: Crossgen, non-con, masturbation, character under 18
Themes/kinks chosen: Breasts
Word Count: 3000
Summary: Draco's use of an Unforgivable Curse for guilty pleasure leaves him guilty.
Author's notes: Thank you so much to the mods for the invitation! I was so excited I had to write immediately. :D And much obliged to my friend Kay, who looked this over for me and plaintively asked "Why do you do this to me and when are you writing more?" *mwah*

Our Little Secret )
16th September 2009 19:27 - Fic: Forbidden Fruit
Title: Forbidden Fruits
Author: [info]unbroken_halo
Characters: Harry/Charlie, past Harry/Ginny, past Harry/Hermione
Rating: Hard R
Warnings:Outdoor semi-dressed frottage, wanking and breathplay
Themes/kinks chosen: Oxygen regulation (breathplay)
Word Count: 2,147
Summary: Harry learns that life is not measured by the breathes we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
Author's notes:Thanks to the [info]daily_deviant mods for the invitation to play in the sandbox, I only hope I can do the kinks justice! Mucha smoochas and thanks to [info]alisanne, [info]eeyore9990 and to [info]leela_cat for listening to me bitch and moan, helping me to get past reality roadblocks and beta-ing. One more thing, what Charlie and Harry get up to, while erotic as hell, isn't a very good idea.

Forbidden Fruits )
13th September 2009 10:38 - Fic: Amaryllis - Harry/? - Rish
Title: Amaryllis
Author: [info]elfflame
Characters: Harry/?
Rating: R
Warnings: cross-dressing
Kinks chosen: Breasts
Word Count:
Summary: Harry comes to pick up his boyfriend for a night out, and meets someone new.
Author's notes: Probably not what most people think of when they look at the prompt, but I couldn’t resist, and I really wanted to do something like this, so here it is. Thank you to my Beta team, [info]wolfish_cat, [info]kabal42, and [info]ceria. I couldn’t have managed without you all. :)


Hope is the thing with feathers/That perches in the soul./And sings the tune/Without the words,/and never stops at all. – Emily Dickenson )
12th September 2009 15:58 - Fic: As I Love and Breathe - Neville/Luna - R
Title: As I Love and Breathe
Author: [info]madeyemax
Characters: Neville/Luna
Rating: R
Warnings: Breathplay
Themes/kinks chosen: Breathplay
Word Count: 2,297
Summary: Neville has never had a lover he was more comfortable with than Luna, Wrackspurts be damned!
Author's notes: I'm not sure if I was required to produce fic this month because I literally just signed on, like, days ago, but I wrote something anyway. So, here it is! Oh, and hi everyone. *g*

Thank you a million times to [info]star54kar for the super-fast beta!




As I Love and Breathe )
11th September 2009 17:22 - FIC: A Balancing Act ~ NC-17
Title: A Balancing Act
Author: Leela ([info]leela_cat)
Characters: Lucius/Hermione, Charlie/Teddy, Luna/Millicent, Sirius/Harry
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: * PWP with a dash of plot for flavouring, AU, not an orgy*
Themes/kinks chosen: Ritual Sex, Alternate Pairing
Word Count: ~5,900
Summary: Opposites were required to restore the balance and repair the wards: Pureblood and Muggleborn, creature and creature-keeper, Dark and Light, life and death..
Betas: [info]the_minx_17 and [info]eeyore9990
Author's Notes: Apparently, when it comes to ritual sex, I'm a bit of an over-achiever.

Click to read A Balancing Act )
7th September 2009 18:26 - Fic: "Relief" (Asteria/Unnamed male(s), Asteria/Draco, NC17)
Title: Relief
Author: [info]florahart
Characters: Asteria Greengrass (Malfoy)/Unnamed male(s), peripherally Asteria/Draco
Rating: NC17
Warnings: reference to past underage dubcon; not-especially-safe play, infidelity (not particularly betrayal)
Themes/kinks chosen: Oxygen restriction/breathplay
Word Count: ~2350
Summary: Asteria likes things a certain way, and finding that is rare.
Author's notes: I somehow totally failed to post in July, which I didn't realize until much later--oops! Thanks for [info]miss_bowtruckle for the read-through. Also, pretty much everything Asteria likes to do here is probably a really bad idea, heh.

Relief )
5th September 2009 00:01 - Fic: Ritual Backlash, (Charlie/Teddy, NC-17)
Title: Ritual Backlash
Author: [info]alisanne
Characters: Charlie Weasley/Teddy Lupin, Severus Snape/Harry Potter
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Rimming, cross gen
Themes/kinks chosen: Ritual sex, alternate pairing (Charlie/Teddy)
Word Count: 3800
Summary: Weddings aren't Charlie's thing, until he finally goes to one that provides reasonable entertainment.
Author's notes: Thanks to the usual suspects, [info]eeyore9990 and [info]sevfan for looking this over for me.
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

Ritual Backlash )
31st August 2009 18:16 - Fic: Private - Arthur - NC-17
Title: Private
Author: [info]millieweasley
Characters: Arthur
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Wanking
Kinks chosen: Personal Ads
Word Count: 1250
Summary: Arthur finds the personal ads highly…interesting.
Author's notes: Don’t ask me how this idea entered my head, I would have no clue LOL

Read more... )

20th August 2009 14:41 - Fic: 1001 Uses for Ectoplasm, Viktor/Harry/Cedric, NC-17
Title: 1001 Uses for Ectoplasm... or Just One Really Excellent Use
Author: [info]eeyore9990
Characters: Viktor/Harry/ghost!Cedric
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: First person POV, random thought processes... oh, and ectoplasm as lube
Themes/kinks chosen: Ménage a tróis
Word Count: 1250-ish
Summary: A screaming orgasm sounds really good, until you're the one doing the unmanly screaming.
Author's notes: Because you can never have too many references to Ghostbusters in Harry Potter fanfiction. Or sparkling ghosts who are definitely not sparkling vampires. Huge thanks to [info]leela_cat for the quickie. The quickie beta, you pervs! :D

Ectoplasm! )
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