Introducing our final party game: KINKO!
It's link BINGO, only dirtier. ;)
You can probably already guess how this works. Below the cut is our KINKO board with kinky themes in each square. The object of the game is to complete works of fiction and/or art for each theme in a line -- horizontal, diagonal, or vertical.
- Works need only be 100-word drabbles or drawbles -- but of course they can be longer/more involved, and we won't be running anything through a word counter.
- When you've completed a line, leave your pieces in comments to this post.
- Leave all of your pieces for a line in a single comment thread; combine multiple pieces into a comment when possible/appropriate (e.g. multiple 100-word drabbles should easily fit into one comment box).
- Let us know which line you've completed -- "first horizontal," "third vertical," etc. "First diagonal" will be the one that runs from top left to bottom right; "second vertical" will be the one that runs bottom left to top right.
- If you do multiple lines that contain the same box, you must write/draw a
different piece for each line (i.e. five pieces to complete a line each time).
This game has the possibility of prizes attached!When you've completed a line, your name goes into a prize drawing. Your name goes in once for
each line that you complete. I.e., complete five lines, get five "lottery tickets."
There will be three winners. The first two names drawn get the opportunity to choose two of our kinks/themes for July or August. The third gets to choose the alternate pairing for either July or August. Any themes/pairing you like, whether previously used or entirely new. You pick the themes and the month(s) to put them in.
Note that each person can only win one prize. In other words, completing multiple KINKO lines increases your odds of having your name drawn but won't allow your name to be drawn more than once.
Got all that? Then without further wordage...
Who'll be the first to call KINKO?? ![[info]](https://www.insanejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small}
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Title: Dirty Warning(s): Dirty Talk, Pairing(s): No Pairing, Rating: PG, Word Count: 100
When Collin had asked Harry for sex advice' he'd been flattered. He just didn’t know that the advice would start at the basement level.
"Kisses are different, are hugs?"
"Well, there are tighter hugs, longer hugs, they can mean different things."
"And talking dirty can turn someone on?" he asked anxiously.
"It doesn’t work on everyone, but a lot of people like it."
"Oh, I wanna try. Ahem, 'I want to roll around in mud and smear it all over the walls.' Does that work?"
Harry tried not to laugh or groan. This would be harder than he first thought.
~Fin~
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Title: Orders Warning(s): Topping for the Bottom, Pairing: Harry/Remus, Rating: NC-17, Word Count: 100
"Come on Remus, fuck me harder. Fuck me like I know you want to," Harry ordered the man plowing into him from behind.
Rather than respond verbally, he fucked the slim figure under him. He could not remember how he had wound up as Harry's lover. How the boy had wrapped him around his little finger, but he would not change it for the world.
"Yeah, there's your knot. Can you feel it forming Remus? Are you ready to knot me?"
"Yes," he panted as he pounded the ass harder and faster. Both yelled as the knot tied them together.
~Fin~
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Title: Dinner Warning(s): Crossdressing, Pairing(s): Harry/Severus, Rating: PG-13, Word Count: 100
Harry stood in front of the mirror and smiled. This was the only time he felt like himself. He splurged a bit today and wore make-up with his outfit.
Today he was in black lace-up fishnet thigh-highs (with matching garter). His four-inch gingham school skirt. A small white shirt tied in the front. Topped off with spiked heels (only 2 inches, because Severus likes him being shorter.)
He had foregone panties this time round. He sat demurely at the dining table and waited for his lover to come home. He had no idea what was for dinner. Well, besides him.
~Fin~
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Title: Nightmare Warning(s): Whipping/Torture, Pairing(s): No Real Pairing, Rating: R (For Violence), Word Count: 201
Lucius bit his lips and closed his eyes as the cane was brought down on his back. He knew better than to scream out in pain. The last person who cried out while being punished was killed.
This was not the pure life he had imagined when he had agreed to join the death eaters. He had been told that they would cleanse the world of mudbloods and put muggles in their place.
He clenched his fists as another blow landed on his bare back. He could feel the blood starting to trickle down his back. He would welcome the darkness of blacking out, but that was not to be. Every time he thought he would pass out, he was forced to drink pepper-up potion.
The only thing he had to look forward to, was Severus' gentle ministrations and getting married to Narcissa. As was his Lord's orders. He would not say no again and he knew his lover would say nothing for fear of the same treatment.
At least she was not Bellatrix. There was a woman he would drink poison before marrying.
Severus could make sure he was supplied potion to get her pregnant. If he survived this nightmare.
~Fin~
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Title: Oh No, Warning(s): Crack, X-Made him do it, Pairing(s): Harry/Severus, Rating: PG-13, Word Count: 100
Harry stared in horror as Severus tore off his clothes and ran around the dining hall demanding tulips to tiptoe through.
It was funny, no it wasn't, bad Harry.
One minute one of the girls in Slytherin had offered Harry some cupcake, the next, Severus was snagging and eating them.
"Harry, I love you! Come get naked and let's do the horizontal tango, baby," the usually dour man called from on top of the head table.
This made Harry run out of the hall with Severus hot on his heels. Whoever did this, would have face Severus, and suffer... eventually.
~Fin~