Not as smutty as it ought to be, but I couldn't resist...
After a quick double-take, Sirius abruptly stopped in his tracks in the middle of Diagon Alley and doubled over with laughter. Severus nearly tripped over the idiot.
Once he was certain he would remain vertical, Severus looked around to see what Sirius found so amusing. His eyes landed on a fruit stand where someone had shoved the end of a banana into the orifice of a plant that bore a striking resemblance to a vagina dentata.
Severus returned his gaze to Sirius and fixed him with an expression of utter disdain.
The scathing look had no more effect on Sirius than it usually did. He barked another laugh. "Oh, come on. It's funny."
"Your sense of humor is positively puerile."
"Yeah, yeah." Sirius rolled his eyes. "You're just jealous because you have no sense of humor. Come on; let's look for those books you want, then we can have lunch."
As Sirius resumed walking, Severus glanced back at the fruit display once more and snickered. He wouldn't want to be that banana.
After a quick double-take, Sirius abruptly stopped in his tracks in the middle of Diagon Alley and doubled over with laughter. Severus nearly tripped over the idiot.
Once he was certain he would remain vertical, Severus looked around to see what Sirius found so amusing. His eyes landed on a fruit stand where someone had shoved the end of a banana into the orifice of a plant that bore a striking resemblance to a vagina dentata.
Severus returned his gaze to Sirius and fixed him with an expression of utter disdain.
The scathing look had no more effect on Sirius than it usually did. He barked another laugh. "Oh, come on. It's funny."
"Your sense of humor is positively puerile."
"Yeah, yeah." Sirius rolled his eyes. "You're just jealous because you have no sense of humor. Come on; let's look for those books you want, then we can have lunch."
As Sirius resumed walking, Severus glanced back at the fruit display once more and snickered. He wouldn't want to be that banana.