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13th April 2017 21:27 - Bananas (No Pairing, PG-13)
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Harry stood in the lavatory, trying to make the lurid bright pink banana disappear from the top of the toilet.

He hadn't expected to see something like this in Hermione's house.

When the door opened, he turned around with wide eyes. "I was not expecting to see such a... bright banana in the loo."

She blushed and snagged the package.

"Perhaps hiding it in your room would make it more discreet. However, I doubt it. I'm pretty sure you could land a space shuttle with it."

Her response, was known as the slap that could be heard around the world.

~Fin~
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