Daily Deviant
- there is no such thing as 'too kinky'
 
2nd April 2017 13:50
And we're entering the third week of our birthday festivities! Everyone ready for a new party game? (You know you've been curious about this one...)



The idea is to come up with words, terms, or phrases that one might find in cliche or poorly-written erotica -- for every letter of the alphabet! For example... "H" is for "heaving bosom," or "W" is for "weeping cock."

- Players take turns submitting words in alphabetical order.
- There is no set rotation for players, and each player may come back and submit words for as many letters as they like.
- However, players cannot use two letters in a row.
- In other words, if you submit a word for letter A, you must wait for someone else to do letter B, then you can come back to do letter C. Or someone else entirely can do letter C, and you can come back for a later letter.
- You can use single words, multi-word terms, short, cliche phrases, or... anything that strikes your fancy. (Or, given the subject matter, anything that makes you cringe!)
- Use a new comment in reply to this post -- not in reply to the previous comment -- for each letter. (That way we can discuss each others' wonderful/terrible word choices without losing track of the game thread.)
- Put the letter in the subject line so that we can easily see where we are in the alphabet.

So, how well-versed in purple erotic prose are you?

Shall we see how many times can we get through the alphabet?
Comments 
8th April 2017 18:30
I hate to say it, but Q is for quim. Nothing against it -- I just prefer saying pussy.
9th April 2017 13:35
Yeah... Nothing wrong with the word, really, but it has always sounded a little odd to me. Granted, I'm not too keen on "pussy," either. There are just so few good, sexy words for people's naughty bits... *sigh*
9th April 2017 14:05
At least both are better than "velvet sleeve", which I've read in several new fanfic. I can write some flowery prose, but call a puss a puss and move on!
9th April 2017 14:10
LOOOL! "Velvety" might be a tolerable way to describe it, but... sleeve?! Isn't that a sex toy?? XDDD
9th April 2017 14:31
"sleeve?! Isn't that a sex toy"
IKR?

Velvety? No. No no no no no. That's V in my list.
9th April 2017 14:57
Well, I did say "tolerable." :P I wouldn't use it myself, but it wouldn't be a dealbreaker if I encountered it in a story. "Sleeve," however...
9th April 2017 23:46
I actually love the word 'quim'. It's wonderfully old fashion and obscure, and it just rolls off the tongue (no entendre intended, but... there ya go). I've used it occasionally. I don't mind cunt or pussy either for porn. It's all those damn flowery expressions what get to me.
10th April 2017 09:51
I've used to too, don't get me wrong :) I just like my porn a side of rude words ;)
10th April 2017 17:10
It is historically an extremely derogatory way to refer to women/women's genitals... but then again, what isn't? It's either derogatory, childish, clinical or ridiculous *sigh*
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