Daily Deviant
- there is no such thing as 'too kinky'
 
2nd April 2017 13:50
And we're entering the third week of our birthday festivities! Everyone ready for a new party game? (You know you've been curious about this one...)



The idea is to come up with words, terms, or phrases that one might find in cliche or poorly-written erotica -- for every letter of the alphabet! For example... "H" is for "heaving bosom," or "W" is for "weeping cock."

- Players take turns submitting words in alphabetical order.
- There is no set rotation for players, and each player may come back and submit words for as many letters as they like.
- However, players cannot use two letters in a row.
- In other words, if you submit a word for letter A, you must wait for someone else to do letter B, then you can come back to do letter C. Or someone else entirely can do letter C, and you can come back for a later letter.
- You can use single words, multi-word terms, short, cliche phrases, or... anything that strikes your fancy. (Or, given the subject matter, anything that makes you cringe!)
- Use a new comment in reply to this post -- not in reply to the previous comment -- for each letter. (That way we can discuss each others' wonderful/terrible word choices without losing track of the game thread.)
- Put the letter in the subject line so that we can easily see where we are in the alphabet.

So, how well-versed in purple erotic prose are you?

Shall we see how many times can we get through the alphabet?
Comments 
8th April 2017 00:39 - O
O is for orbs.

Used to mean "eyes." Because apparently there's something wrong with the word "eyes"? *raises eyebrow orb-brow*
8th April 2017 01:04 - Re: O
Maybe they've all replaced their eyes with marbles. Or scrying orbs.
8th April 2017 01:20 - Re: O
Or tiny little life-giving planets, if they're "watery orbs"?
8th April 2017 01:28 - Re: O
LOL
8th April 2017 01:22 - Re: O
Disclaimer: This word is acceptable when writing about Alastor Moody. But only in the singular. And it still isn't sexy.
8th April 2017 01:29 - Re: O
Oh, I don't know. If you were doing object insertion it might be...
8th April 2017 01:30 - Re: O
In the hands of a very good writer... figuratively speaking...
8th April 2017 04:11 - Re: O
Hee!
9th April 2017 12:58 - Re: O
It's like calling a blush "vasodilation across the zygomatic arch." Sooooo hot
9th April 2017 13:50 - Re: O
HAHAHA! I'm in physical anthropology/human osteology, so that's fucking hilarious to me. XDDDD
9th April 2017 13:53 - Re: O
I've done my time studying anatomy myself and I always think of this one my teacher often said, regarding a kiss - The anatomical juxtaposition of two orbicularis oris muscles in a state of contraction.
9th April 2017 13:58 - Re: O
...Which just serves to make one realize exactly how bizarre and ludicrous the act of kissing actually is... LOL
10th April 2017 17:05 - Re: O
I don't know, it has got a certain poetic je ne sais quoi to it xD!
11th April 2017 06:20 - Re: O
Ha! That would be perfect in a Kirk/Spock fic.

PurpleFluffyCat x
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