| So I totally spaced! I meant to do this before but, alas, here I am at the last minute collating recs.
What follows are the fics I haven't before recced that I always return to when I need a good, delicious, DD read.
- Title: Product Testing by
![[info]](https://www.insanejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) florahart
Pairing: Mostly Charlie/Blow-up doll. What? Het, if one can describe it as such.
Words: 2400
Rating: NC17
Summary: George requires assistance. He tells Charlie, I expect Perce'd have a coronary. And Bill's married.
Themes: Fornicatory dolls, for one thing.
A/N: I remembered oh, 12 hours ago that this was my day. Having been stuck on everything else for a couple of weeks, I was slightly concerned. And then this happened.
Completely believable and hilarious and ridiculously hot given the 'characters'. Just brilliant.
- Title: The Best Cure
Author: ldymusyc
Required Character and Prompt: Hermione - Hangover
Characters/Pairings: Draco Malfoy/Hermione Granger
Rating: NC17
Content/Warnings: No warnings.
Word Count: 4000.
Summary/Description: Hermione rolled over with a groan, buried her head beneath her pillows, and started plotting the slow, painful, and elaborate death of Dean Thomas. A Muggle night out, he said. No magic allowed, he said. No wands, no charms, no spells, he said.
No Sobering potions, he failed to say.
Author's Notes: "Oh, a short piece involving a hangover. That'll be easy." And four thousand words later. *headdesk* Happy Birthday, DD! :D
Again, hilarious and hot (are you sensing a trend?) story where Hermione gets a bit of a hangover day do over.
Fabulously paced.
- Title: Fairy Cake Felicity
Author: EntreNous entrenous88
Characters/Pairings: Ron Weasley/Draco Malfoy
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Phallophilia
Other Warnings: None. Despite the subject matter, none of the pairing smut actually involves food.
Word Count: 7,650
Summary/Description: Ron's obsession with cocks becomes manifest in some surprisingly profitable ways.
Author's Notes: Many thanks to the mods at [info]daily_deviant for their patience. I wrote this for the kink phallophilia ("attraction to large penises or fetishization of penises"); note the title's pun (hurr hurr!). This is also written for [info]r_grayjoy, who a while ago prompted me to write some snarky Ron/Draco. I hope she, and all of you, are fond of cake (and cocks)!
Ron makes cakes. Raunchy, sexy, delicious cakes. This catches a certainly Malfoy's notice. Hilarity ensues. *g*
- Title: Choosing My Confessions
Author: snegurochka_lee
Pairing: Harry/Pansy
Rating: NC-17
Theme: Erotographomania: arousal from writing romantic or erotic letters or poems. Also, fingering.
Other Warnings: EWE for Harry. Possibly flippant discussions of stalking, which the author, if not the characters, is aware is a real and serious thing. :/
Word Count: ~8,900, gah
Summary: Someone is sending Pansy erotic letters. She's going to insist that no less than the Head Auror himself get to the bottom of it.
Notes: These are two of the themes that our generous [info]help_japan winners picked. The letter-writing is a favourite device of mine anyway, so I was happy to take a stab at it this month. The fingering wasn't in the initial plan, but Pansy heard it was on the table and insisted. :) Thanks so much for your support, dear donors! I hope you enjoy this month's offerings. The title is from the R.E.M. song I've had stuck in my head all week, la.
This Pansy is infuriating and fabulous, this Harry is stubborn and sexy as hell.
And, since it's Lee, you know the writing's fabulous.
- Title: A Perfect Gentleman
Author: emiime
Characters: Frank/Alice
Rating: R
Warnings: None
Kinks chosen: Courtship
Word Count: 1524
Summary: Frank is determined to be a perfect gentleman. Alice makes that difficult. Oh, and Gideon meets a peculiar girl at a pub.
Utterly sweet and adorable Frank and Alice fic from before they're married. Just...aww inducing. :)
And that's all I have time for at the moment. |