| Greetings and welcome to Kinky Kristmas 2015: Comment Kink Edition!
Our members have made requests for stocking stuffers that would help make their holidays happy -- and kinky, of course! Now you all -- both members and watchers -- have the opportunity to play Santa and fulfill those requests. In the form of comment kink!
Please read the information and instructions before you start stuffing our silk stockings:
• Request fills must be a minimum of 200 words (if fic) or a sketch equivalent (if art). Fills certainly need not be long (that would sort of be defeating the point of low-stress comment pr0n!); we just want to see a little bit of substance and thought in our stocking stuffers. ;) • Since fills will mostly be short, we're not going to be strictly policing the rating of each piece. Just remember this is Daily Deviant and we want to see some sex! • Each request may be filled twice -- once by a member and once by a watcher. • When filling a request, leave it in a comment directly in a reply to the request you're filling. • When filling a request, note whether you're filling it as a watcher or a member. • If you are now or have ever been a posting member of Daily Deviant, you'll be filling the requests as a member. • Claiming of requests is available but optional. What this means is that you need not claim a request in order to fill it, but if it's already claimed by someone else, it's off limits. • In order to claim a request, comment directly in a reply to the request stating that you're claiming it. Be sure to note whether you're claiming it as a member or a watcher. • Since we want as many goodies in our fishnet stockings as possible, there will be an expiration date on claims. One week after a claim is made (as per the time stamp on the comment), if the prompt has not been filled, the claim expires and the prompt is open for claiming or filling by someone else. So if a prompt you really love appears to be taken, remember to check back (although we hope you'll be following and playing along all month long!). • If you've made a claim that has expired, you may still post a fill in reply to the prompt as long as no one else fills it or claims it first. • Participants may have a total of two outstanding claims at a time. I.e., you may claim two requests, then when you've filled one, you may claim a third, etc. • Additional prompts will continue to appear. So if you don't find a prompt you really love, remember to check back (although we hope you'll be following and playing along all month long!). • Commenting, interacting, and generally having fun is welcome and encouraged!! Fandom is all about interaction with like-minded perverts people. Let's enjoy some friendly, smutty holiday merry-making! ;D
Got all that? Okay, good! Now...
LET THE STUFFING BEGIN! (Pun totally intended, naturally...) |
Yes, that Christmas Eve had been dreadful, but Poppy was willing to swear that this one was worse: it was Christmas Eve spent with Dolores Umbridge.
Of course, this whole holiday season week was mostly a write-off. Christmas spirit, indeed! The staff had been on edge this entire week, what with the near-death of Arthur Weasley from snake-bite and the terrifying story that Harry Potter had somehow seen the attack in his head. The teachers had all worked hard to keep this news from the students, of course, but rumours -- most of them worse than the truth -- always spread like wildfire in a boarding school. The abrupt departure of Potter and all the Weasleys, several days before term ended, had not helped matters.
The staff were all exhausted, but poor Minerva was practically run ragged, dealing with panic among the younger Gryffindors, and the logistics of making sure that all the departing students made it to the Hogwarts Express on time, and getting the quarterly academic reports ready for the Board of Governors. Albus dumped far too much work in his deputy, Poppy had always said so, and now Minerva was also having to cope with Umbridge's even more ridiculous demands as "High Inquisitor."
Poppy was constantly hearing that sickening little-girl voice: "Oh, Professor McGonagall, I think it would be lovely if each student's parent or guardian received a festive card in the name of the High Inquisitor and the Ministry, don't you? See to it, won't you?" and "The House Elves mean well, but they are serving the children far too many rich desserts. Professor McGonagall, you must work with the elves to find a healthier December menu; we mustn't have too many upset tummies, must we?"
And then tonight, of all nights, just as Christmas Eve dinner began -- "Oh, Professor McGonagall, I know I said that I would distribute the school's donations at the Hogsmeade Boxing Day Fête, but I find that I won't be here after all. You can take my place, can't you? It's only for a few hours."
The nerve! The absolute, utter, bloody nerve of that woman! Dinner had been over for nearly an hour, and Poppy was still fuming, trying to distract herself by making an almighty clatter as she magically cleaned all the bedpans at once.
So successful was she in raising a row that she didn't hear Minerva enter the infirmary and call her name until Min was shouting.
"Poppy! Poppy!!! Enough. Keep that up, and you'll end up distributing all your headache potion at once."
Poppy stopped the din with a wave of her wand and turned to see Minerva standing near the doorway, bathed in the red-and-green fairy lights of the infirmary Christmas tree. The lights made a tartan-like pattern on Min's smooth, dark hair and her cheek, and Poppy's breath caught at the loveliness of her.