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Kinky Kristmas 2013 Wish Claiming Post 
28th September 2013 12:00
Below you'll find a numbered list of all the wishes submitted by our members. There's a huge variety: het, femslash, and slash, all sorts of pairings, threesomes and moresomes, romantic themes to dark ones, and, of course, dozens of different kinks. They range from a little bit naughty to thoroughly filthy. Something for everyone!

In order to make a claim, simply reply to this post and tell us the number of the wish you'd like to fulfill. Comments are screened to preserve anonymity. Each wish can be claimed only once, and as they're taken they'll be struck off the list. We'll be monitoring the post closely and crossing out wishes as they're claimed. If the prompt you pick has already been taken, we'll let you know right away; otherwise you can assume you got the wish you wanted.

Members, you have a 24 hour "head start" to make your claims before watchers join in.

Watchers: a post will go up at noon (U.S. Eastern time) tomorrow (September 29th) to let you know you may begin claiming wishes. Also note: If all of the wishes appear to be disappearing before the member period is over, don't panic! We have some plans and ideas that should make plenty of options available to you if necessary.


Note about dealbreakers: It is assumed that necrophilia and bodily fluids not typically associated with sex (acronym: SPEW: Scat necroPhilia Emetophilia Watersports, ha!) are included in the dealbreakers unless the prompter has stated otherwise. This is not intended as a value judgment regarding "good" or "bad" kinks, but simply as an attempt to save space on the (already quite long!) list of wishes.

Completed pieces are due by Friday, November 29 and should be emailed to dd.mods@gmail.com. Fic must be a minimum of 1,000 words and art must be a completed piece. Both fic and art must merit at least an R rating. No crossovers permitted. Watchers: your pieces must fit into a single IJ post. The mods reserve the right to refuse any fic that contains multiple SPAG problems or art that appears to be a last-minute slap-dash sketch, so be sure to plan ahead and find a reliable beta. Headers for both fic and art will become available a little closer to December.

We're super excited that it's Kinky Kristmas time again, and we're looking forward to seeing loads of fantastic, kinky work to end 2013 with a bang (or multiple)!

The Big List o' Wishes

1. Character(s)/Pairing(s): Charlie, Draco, Neville, Kingsley (mix and match however you'd like)
Kinks/Themes: Frottage, fingering, oral, rimming, rough sex, outdoor sex, semi-public sex, double penetration if you go threesome
Tone: Kinky/hot, a bit of heart
Dealbreakers: non-con, BDSM, humiliation, dark!fic
Prompt: Home for the holidays, "office" Christmas/holiday party, "Now's your chance"


2. Character(s)/Pairing(s): Hermione/Pansy or Ron/Draco or Scorpius/LilyLuna
Kinks/Themes: cross-dressing and/or gender-swap, public sex (semi-public works too, any place they could get caught), orgasm denial, pregnancy
Tone: awkward, humorous, hot
Dealbreakers: non-happy ending
Prompt: Either: the Ministry Christmas Ball OR Christmas with the family


3. Character(s)/Pairing(s): Snarry
Kinks/Themes: student/teacher
Tone: whatever you think fits the prompt
Dealbreakers: non con, BDSM, Mpreg, cross-dressing
Prompt: In HBP, when Harry and Dumbledore return from Riddle's cave to find the Dark Mark floating over Hogwarts, Dumbledore tells Harry to "go and wake Severus, tell him what has happened and bring him to me" (on top of the Astronomy Tower).
The implication is that a) Harry has the run of Snape's bedroom and b) Dumbledore is aware of this. I would love a suitably kinky explanation of these facts, please!


4. Character(s)/Pairing(s): Bill/Charlie/Ginny, Bill/Ginny, Charlie/Victoire, Charlie/Rose
Kinks/Themes: dirty talk, voyeurism, masturbation, face-fucking, spanking, rear penetration sex, spit roast and/or double penetration
Tone: dirty, rough, and wrong; but perhaps with some unexpected tenderness
Dealbreakers: come play, fisting, rimming, female dominance
Prompt: "caught"


5. Character(s)/Pairing(s): Severus/Sirius (or vice versa)
Kinks/Themes: hate!sex, humiliation, dub-con, non-con
Tone: dark, angsty
Dealbreakers: fluff, mpreg
Prompt: Hate is a 4 letter word


6. Character(s)/Pairing(s): Draco with Hermione, Astoria, or Pansy
Kinks/Themes: Wallsex and restrained hands!
Tone: Romantic/kinky
Dealbreakers: Dark, angsty stuff. Submissive/bottom Draco.
Prompt: Stone walls.


7. Character(s)/Pairing(s): Snape/Moody, Snape/Sirius, Snape/Remus
Kinks/Themes: rough sex! struggling for dominance! feel free to include any of: biting, hair pulling, a bit of bondage, difference of opinion regarding exactly who is the bottom here (*snerk*), shoving of people against various surfaces,
Tone: hot, hot, a little bit dirty, and hot
Dealbreakers: non-con/dub-con, outright humiliation, hard BDSM, felching
Prompt: The taunts and insults always get their blood flowing and their hackles up. More than just their hackles, actually...


8. Character(s)/Pairing(s): Bill/Tonks plus Ginny, Charlie or Ron
Kinks/Themes: threesome, incest, strap-ons, pegging, rimming, oral sex/69ing, voyeurism, exhibitionism, spanking, spit roast/double penetration, dirty talk, bondage, masturbation, anal intercourse, light verbal humiliation
Tone: sexy, dirty, fun, hot, happy endings
Dealbreakers: angst/guilt, sole focus on m/m interaction (if applicable), non-con, dub-con (although coaxing an initially reluctant partner would be okay), cross-dressed or feminized men, Tonks-with-a-dick or -as-a-man, mpreg or pregnancy, fisting, needles or piercing play, romantic love between siblings, come play/felching/cream pies/snowballing/whatever
Prompt: Bill and Tonks are an established, happy couple, but one of them has a strong and taboo desire: to bring one of the other Weasley siblings into their relationship as a sex partner. When this wish is revealed, it turns out that the other half of the couple AND the sibling in question are both more than happy to comply. Would like to see Bill watching and directing the play between Tonks/other sibling before joining in as well.


9. Character(s)/Pairing(s): Sirius/Regulus
Kinks/Themes: incest, guilt, shame
Tone: angsty, sexy, dirty
Dealbreakers: suicidality
Prompt: while the snow falls


10. Character(s)/Pairing(s): Anyone/Rosmerta (I'd love femslash if you can manage it)
Kinks/Themes: Hypnosis, hypnotic suggestion/manipulation
Tone: some angst, but I'd love something that's got humor also
Dealbreakers: non-con; everything else including watersports is workable.
Prompt: Imperius was a horrifying loss of power, but when Rosmerta hears of Muggle hypnosis, she's very intrigued.


11. Character(s)/Pairing(s): Draco(/Harry), Regulus(/Remus), Scorpius(/Teddy)
Kinks/Themes: Gang-bang.
Tone: Dark thoughts (but not morbid or suicidal, please), degenerate, but mostly steamy/sexy, please.
Dealbreakers: Heavy bloodplay or scat. Character death.
Prompt: The main character has a crush on the bracketed character, but is sure he cannot have him, so he arranges a gang-bang to forget. Would love if the crushee knew, prefer happy ending. Would definitely like details of at least a few other familiar characters taking advantage of the situation.


12. Character(s)/Pairing(s): Neville/Lavender, Harry/Pansy, Dean/Parvati
Kinks/Themes: Lingerie, oral, first time, kissing, comfort sex
Tone: Romantic
Dealbreakers:
Prompt: Last Christmas
I gave you my heart
But the very next day you gave it away. (www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/wham/lastchristmas.html)


13. Character(s)/Pairing(s): (pick any two--or three--of these characters) Remus Lupin, Ron Weasley, Severus Snape, Tonks, Luna Lovegood, Rosmerta, Rita Skeeter, Teddy Lupin, Albus Severus)
Kinks/Themes: KINKS: masturbation, semi-public sex, outdoor sex, desperate-for-it-gotta-have-it-now-sex, fingering, oral, whatever works for the story. THEMES: Hurt/comfort, humor, dialogue heavy, resolving issues or developing character. Not too keen on PWP, but if that's the way the bunny hops...
Tone: Angst with hopeful ending, humor without full-on crack. Would love to see a story told in epistolary form, but it's entirely up to you, Im just throwing that out there. :)
Dealbreakers: Incest, chan, fluff, dark and bleak.
Prompt:
Money's scarce
Times are hard
Here's your fucking
Christmas card
~Phyllis Diller
:)) Or whatever...


14. Character(s)/Pairing(s): Pansy getting topped by a girl/girls of her generation (up to and including Tonks)
Kinks/Themes: erotic humiliation; dub-con; nipple-play
Tone: dirty
Dealbreakers: outright non-con
Prompt: Pansy is being a bully and something of a Mean Girl; she pays for it. (Victim turning on her, defender of the victim, or even Mean Girl allies turning on her, something else entirely: all good.)


15. Character(s)/Pairing(s): Severus/Remus, Severus/Sirius, Severus/Harry, Harry/Draco or Remus/Sirius
Kinks/Themes: rough sex, belting, sex toys, post-sex fingering
Tone: Filthy!
Dealbreakers: Mpreg, forced breeding
Prompt: Kinky Christmas gifts, Santa Hat, Tipsy


16. Character(s)/Pairing(s): Amelia Bones/Poppy Pomfrey
Kinks/Themes: smoking, butch-femme dynamic, charms
Tone: any except crack or total humor
Dealbreakers: fluff, dirty talk, epithets like "the dark-haired witch" and "the auror"
Prompt: When they take their annual holiday at a Muggle hotel, Amelia Bones and Poppy Pomfrey enjoy the chance to be just "Amelia" and "Poppy" instead of "Head of MLE/Auror Bones" and "Matron/Healer Pomfrey."


17. Character(s)/Pairing(s): Severus/Harry
Kinks/Themes: sex toys, rimming, 'have to have you now' sex.
Tone: Sexy, humorous, romantic, Christmassy.
Dealbreakers: Humiliation, non-magic AU, infidelity, non-con, dub-con, chan.
Prompt: Harry's friends all decide to give him kinky toys for Christmas, assuming Snape is a bit too vanilla in his tastes and that their sex life needs help for the holidays.


18. Character(s)/Pairing(s): Severus Snape/Minerva McGonagall
Kinks/Themes: Banter; UST -> RST
Tone: Witty, Romantic
Dealbreakers: Character death, violence, unhappy endings
Prompt: Verbal sparring as a metaphor for foreplay


19. Character(s)/Pairing(s): any slash pairing or threesome you can make from Sirius, Remus, James, Severus, Draco, Moody, Harry, (or Severus with any male or males but Voldie)
Kinks/Themes: any of these: double penetration, first-time anal bottoming, person B receiving oral, person B receiving a handjob
Tone: EITHER sweet sweet gift of love OR abuse-of-power dirty-wrong. (There's also room for awkward, bittersweet, hot, or happy.)
Dealbreakers: daddy kink, incest (cousins are fine), heavy focus on come play (like snowballing) or on oral-anal
Prompt: Person A really likes a particular sexual act. Person B doesn't. Person B either just doesn't like the particular act or is straight or asexual, but they push through to please A. Knowing that B is pushing through just for their pleasure turns A on even more.


20. Character(s)/Pairing(s): Anyone on the Black Family Tree, past, present or future.
Kinks/Themes: Costume, flagellation, CBT, smoking, waxplay.
Tone: Light. It's important that at least two people are enjoying themselves (though not necessarily by having sex!)
Dealbreakers: Daddy-kink, creature!fic (as a main theme – will accept werewolves, veela etc as secondary characters), underage, mpreg.
Prompt:
1: Would love to see a sequel to any of this year's DD fics by the original author – if you had plans to continue a story, or use another POV this is your chance.
2: An historic Christmas (from the Hogwarts founding to Voldemort's first war.)


21. Character(s)/Pairing(s): Harry/Draco
Kinks/Themes: Frotting, UST, the thin line between love and hate, happy/hopeful ending
Tone: Dripping with UST
Dealbreakers: BDSM, Hardcore bondage (a little tying up is fine if that's where it goes), infidelity between Harry and Draco
Prompt: It's not exactly friends with benefits because they'd have to be friends first for that.


22. Character(s)/Pairing(s): Pomona/your choice
Kinks/Themes: submission, flogging and/or spanking, orgasm denial (ultimately satified) mild pain play & restraints, toys. Push her limits of pain/pleasure
Tone:sexy, smart, and satisfying
Dealbreakers: cruelty, non-sexual bodily products,
Prompt: A Special Christmas: Pomona finds an unlikely playmate who takes her where she needs to go, someone who helps her celebrate her lush, mature body, and releases her inner goddess.


23. Character(s)/Pairing(s): Charlie Weasley/Hagrid
Kinks/Themes: size comparison with touching/masturbation, insertion into objects, drunken foolishness
Tone: humorous, foolish
Dealbreakers: mpreg, cross-dressing, darkness, cruelty
Prompt: Charlie comes to visit Hagrid over the Christmas holidays. They get drunk and start discussing comparative anatomy of dragons… and things.


24. Character(s)/Pairing(s): Harry/Lavender
Kinks/Themes: Rebel!Harry as a smoker; A curvaceous and busty Lavender; lingerie; broomstick sex; cupcakes (I see Lav owning a bake shop); light bondage ( with Gryffindor ties, perhaps);
Tone: sexy, romantic, perhaps a dash of humor in Lavender's efforts to get Harry's attention
Dealbreakers: incest, bestiality, chan, adultery
Prompt: Lavender has always harbored a secret crush on Harry, and when she learns that he is not really the "straight arrow" he pretends to be, she is even more determined to seduce him. As it turns out he is more than willing to be seduced. Harry can either be single or separated/divorced.


25. Character(s)/Pairing(s): Draco/Harry, Snape/Harry
Kinks/Themes: Cliche!! Detention fic, hate sex (starts as a fight, ends in humina humina), anything! Cliche me!
Tone: Porny
Dealbreakers: Saccharine fluffiness--I'd kind of like the hate to really be hate, not play-acting.
Prompt: "Potter, you stupid fuck." (This really sucks and you don't have to include it, but it's the best I can do without putting way too much thought into this prompt.)


26. Character(s)/Pairing(s): Astoria/Daphne, Daphne/Pansy, Ginny/Gabrielle (those are my faves, but if none of these are okay, pretty much any femslash pairing would be rad)
Kinks/Themes: dirty talk, nipple clover clamps, semi-public sex, snark
Tone: I like pretty much everything, really, so go with the flow.
Dealbreakers: gore, noncon (dubcon is okay!)
Prompt: The holidays at can be so dull/predictable sometimes... You have to find a way to make it more exciting.


27. Character(s)/Pairing(s): Sirius/Severus, Harry/Draco
Kinks/Themes: Breathplay, bondage, hair pulling
Tone: Romance, sexy and fun
Dealbreakers: Hatesex, dark themes, angst, overly jealous/possessive issues, S&M, humiliation, SPEW *g* Thanks, mods for that.
Prompt: Established relationship. A challenge is made and one of their limits is tested by the other - only someone ends up accidentally revealing a kink they had never planned to let the other know about in the first place.


28. Character(s)/Pairing(s): Harry/Pansy, Ron/Pansy
Kinks/Themes: d/s, anal, lingerie
Tone: raunchy
Dealbreakers: n/a
Prompt: n/a


29. Character(s)/Pairing(s): Severus, Kingsley, Ollivander, Aberforth
Kinks/Themes: double penetration, enemas, face-sitting, felching, caging (not in puppy-play situation), during War
Tone: dirty, comfortable, loving
Dealbreakers: non-con, dub-con, somnophilia, puppy/pony-play, crossdressing, pottermore & interview canon
Prompt: 'This is not a war', he used to say, 'it is a comic opera with an occasional death.' --George Orwell, Homage to Catalonia


30. Character(s)/Pairing(s): Luna and/or Pansy with one (or more) of the following Death Eaters: Macnair, Rodolphus, Rabastan, Lucius, Dolohov... and maybe even Pansy/Luna if you're feeling up to it.
Kinks/Themes: underage/chan, dub-con, non-con, first time, gangbangs, somnophilia, Stockholm syndrome, mind-fuck, bondage, ... anything, really.
Tone: Dark, sexy, angsty, dirty~
Dealbreakers: None.
Prompt: Captured


31. Character(s)/Pairing(s): Neville/Draco
Kinks/Themes: anal inserts, exhibitionism, whipping, cock rings, discipline, rimming
Tone: Sexy, naughty, perhaps a little angsty, some UST but, yeah…. Naughty with a capital N.
Dealbreakers: The usual hard-core ones.
Prompt: After the war, after all that had been done in the name of the Light, some things defy explanation. Purebloods, though, purebloods understand….


32. Character(s)/Pairing(s): Ron/Lavender, George/Lavender, Harry/Lavender, Any male/Lavender really (or 2 males Lavender)
Kinks/Themes: Infidelity, costume play, breath play, please set it at Christmas time.
Tone: I'm going to leave that up to you. I do want this on to be incredibly sexy, but if you choose infidelity, please don't make it standard we're doing this and we don't care who we hurt kind of thing. I like all the feels associated with being the other woman. All the angsty, awful feels.
Dealbreakers: None, though I do see Lavender very much like the Lavender in the movies (with bigger boobs and lots of curves).
Prompt: Sexy santa dress, rumpled bed sheets, snowfall


33. Character(s)/Pairing(s):Severus/Sirius
Kinks/Themes: object insertion, anal play
Tone: gentle
Dealbreakers:hate!sex
Prompt:christmas toys


34. Character(s)/Pairing(s): Death Eaters, on their own or mixed with others (extra cookies for the Lestrange brothers)
Kinks/Themes: anything's good as long as there's no fluff :)
Tone: dark, sexy
Dealbreakers: Not a fan of Peter, sorry.
Prompt: Just another Death Eater celebration/raid


35. Character(s)/Pairing(s): Harry/Scorpius
Kinks/Themes: puppy-play
Tone: romantic, loving, tender
Dealbreakers: non-con, dub-con, somnophilia, dark, angsty
Prompt: Harry and his puppy celebrate Christmas.


36. Character(s)/Pairing(s): Ginny/Hermione
Kinks/Themes: cheating, a tongue piercing and/or a tattoo, sex with a danger of discovery
Tone: romantic and sexy, with a touch of angst under the surface
Dealbreakers: any boys watching
Prompt: velvet


37. Character(s)/Pairing(s): Snape/Lupin, Minerva/Narcissa, Lily/Narcissa, or Alice/Narcissa
Kinks/Themes: infidelity, mistrust, and/or sex combined with emotional manipulation
Tone: a wartime spy story, either gritty & tense (ala Le Carre's books) or more glamorous (ala James Bond)
Dealbreakers: noncon, physical coercion, sex under threat of major harm (e.g. being killed, having one's family killed), extreme violence, torture


38. Character(s)/Pairing(s): Ron/Harry/Hermione
Kinks/Themes: double penetration, toys,
Tone: lighthearted or, you know, really sad
Dealbreakers: age 16 or younger, shmoopy sentimentality crap, scat, too much talking.
Prompt: They live in the open, they fuck in secret.


39. Character(s)/Pairing(s): Charlie/Teddy
Kinks/Themes: dirty talk, rimming
Tone: light, funny or romantic, dirty is always good
Dealbreakers: violence, humiliation, abuse, any hint of noncon, Teddy should be an adult
Prompt: Personal ads, confessions, a new year


40. Character(s)/Pairing(s): Percy/Pansy, Percy/Astoria, Percy/Ginny
Kinks/Themes: frottage, blowjobs, dirty talk, infidelity
Tone: guilty and desperate
Dealbreakers: one-dimensional Percy (let him have a dirtywrong side!), pregnancy
Prompt: Virtue is only a plea for greater temptation.


41. Character(s)/Pairing(s): Harry/Scorpius (some Harry/Draco UST)
Kinks/Themes: age difference, affair
Tone: angsty, sexy
Dealbreakers: Draco bashing (although if Harry has canonical and/or slashy mixed feelings for him, that is more than all right!)
Prompt: Harry is a good man. He's a good Minister of Magic. But he has a weakness for the new Auror fresh out of training. Sex at the office or Harry's home (during the Ministry/Potter Family Holiday party maybe), pleasepleaseplease!


42. Character(s)/Pairing(s): Any Hogwarts staff member past or present with any other Hogwarts staff member (F/F, M/M, F/M and threesomes/moresomes all fine)
Kinks/Themes: Voyeurism, exhibitionism, sex toys
Tone: Light-hearted
Dealbreakers: MPreg
Prompt: Yule Ball, magical decorations


43. Character(s)/Pairing(s): Severus/Draco
Kinks/Themes: Blindfolds/restraints, spanking (for pleasure), blow jobs, desk or wall sex
Tone: Dirty/hot but also maybe hurt/comfort
Dealbreakers: Non-con, D/s, humiliation, cross-dressing/feminization
Prompt: Post-war AU: Draco doesn't know where he belongs anymore.


44. Character(s)/Pairing(s): Lavender/Hermione, Fleur/Tonks (or vice versa), Lee/George, Pomona/Minerva, Draco/Ron (or vice versa), Remus/Sirius/Severus (any combination or all three), Snape/Harry.
Kinks/Themes: These are just suggestions to go with the theme: flogging, clit or cock spanking, light touch/tickling, caning, magical shocks, whatever. Things that could take an oversensitized person by surprise and provoke giggles. Or exploiting the sub's embarrassment (psychological play is fun, too!).
Tone: Playful, dirty
Dealbreakers: NONE. I'm open!
Prompt: NO GIGGLING IN THE DUNGEONS! Except that the joy of submitting naturally makes the bottom giggle. Humor welcome; alternately, one could make a game of having to suppress one's laughter.


45. Character(s)/Pairing(s): Any combination of Sirius, Remus, Severus, Regulus, (possibly James Sr, if he insists)
Kinks/Themes: collaring, dom/sub relationship, bdsm,
Tone: angsty, guilt-ridden, confused
Dealbreakers: fluffiness
Prompt: You know you shouldn't, but oh, how you want to...


46. Character(s)/Pairing(s): Blaise, Pansy, Draco, Astoria - two, three or all four. M/F at minimum, please.
Kinks/Themes: (Gentle!) biting and (hard!) sex. :)
Tone: Feast and frolic, happy fun times.
Dealbreakers: Anything dark/depressing. Submissive/bottom Draco.
Prompt: Night flying sessions and where they lead.


47. Character(s)/Pairing(s): Draco + any combination of Neville, Ron, Seamus, Dean (one, two, or many)
Kinks/Themes: blindfolds, after-care, double penetration, orgasm denial, d/s
Tone: steamy, romantic
Dealbreakers: fluff, sounding, felching
Prompt: Draco will take it any way he can get it


48. Character(s)/Pairing(s): Minerva/Severus
Kinks/Themes: smoking, bondage, sensory deprivation, corsets (for Minerva)
Tone: anything but crack or overall humor. Humor in the story is fine; I just don't want the whole thing to be a joke.
Dealbreakers: de-aging, rimming, daddy or mommy play
Prompt: An oldie but goodie: Snape and McG make yet another Quidditch wager. The loser pays up in bed as the winner wishes.


49. Character(s)/Pairing(s): Regulus with Lucius or Draco or Scorpius
Kinks/Themes: Vampirism, bonding
Tone: Dark (but not too dark, please), vengeful
Dealbreakers: Character death of any of the above-named. Dub-con okay at first, but keep it to a minimum.
Prompt: Lucius had a hand in Regulus's final acts (Writer's choice how). Except that they turned out to be not so final. He didn't become an inferius. He became a vampire. And then he sought out Lucius. Up to the writer how long it took to get used to his new abilities. he takes revenge on Lucius the only way he can--through using him or his family. Would prefer a slightly happy ending, at least.


50. Character(s)/Pairing(s): Harry/Hermione, Draco/Hermione, A combination of all three
Kinks/Themes: ropes, bondage, shibari, breastbinding
Tone: fun and sexy, romantic
Dealbreakers: Angst, S&M, dark themes, SPEW, Hatesex, overly jealous/possessive issues, humiliation
Prompt: Hermione exploring her sexuality/interests, and just has to keep reading on the subject matter until it's taken away from her and put into practical use.


51. Character(s)/Pairing(s): Severus/Harry
Kinks/Themes: Frottage, fingering, anal, bottoming from the top.
Tone: Romantic, UST is a plus, holiday themes
Dealbreakers: Humiliation, non-magic AU, infidelity, non-con, dub-con, chan, BDSM.
Prompt: It's Severus' first Christmas after the war and he's looking forward to celebrating alone, but Harry Potter keeps dropping by to visit and bring gifts...


52. Character(s)/Pairing(s): Draco or Pansy as sub; possible doms (whether in a relationship with them or a guest star): Harry, Ron, Neville, Bill, Charlie, Severus, Tonks, Fleur, Bellatrix, Narcissa, Lucius
Kinks/Themes: stocks, erotic humiliation. Add other kinks as you prefer.
Tone: kinky, dirty, but not nasty: this is in the context of a loving established relationship (can be a threesome etc, but definitely established). 'Punishment' might just be kinky fun.
Dealbreakers: non-con, dub-con, incest.
Prompt: Sub is being punished and gets put in the stocks. Perhaps the dom asks a friend or two to help with the punishing. (I think this would work well as art or fic!)


53. Character(s)/Pairing(s): Harry/Teddy, James Sirius/Albus Severus
Kinks/Themes: inappropriate lust, not-so-innocent touching, sleepy sex, inability to fight against desire, chan is fine but not necessary
Tone: dirty, hot and wrong
Dealbreakers: BDSM, D/s, ageplay
Prompt: He shouldn't want this.


54. Character(s)/Pairing(s): Charlie Weasley/Tonks OR Charlie/(blonde, fit, athletic) Alicia Spinnet OR Charlie/(brunette) Pansy OR Charlie/Millicent OR Charlie/Angelina
Kinks/Themes: D/s (Femme!Domme/male!sub), consensual BDSM, collaring, spanking/paddling/strapping/whipping (esp dragontail whips), butt plugs, boot worship, oral sex, orgasm delay, pegging, nipple clamps, wax play, verbal humiliation (within the scene only), role-play, costumes
Tone: hot, dirty, sexy, romantic/loving
Dealbreakers: non-canon Charlie (please make him short and stocky and buff), cross-dressed or feminized men, mpreg/pregnancy, fisting, enemas, non-con, needle play or piercing, blood play, come play (felching, snowballing, cream pie etc.) cruelty/abuse, infidelity
Prompt: Everyone thinks that Charlie Weasley is a swaggering macho guy who likes to be in charge. Little do they know that behind closed doors, he actually loves to be at the tender mercies of a beautiful woman, fulfilling her every need.


55. Character(s)/Pairing(s): Ron/Draco, Snape/Sirius, Harry/Draco
Kinks/Themes: awkward virgin first-time sex ("sex" need not mean penetration; handjobs, blowjobs, and/or frottage work just fine! Or penetration is good too!)
Tone: humorous/hot/aaaawkwaaaard
Dealbreakers: non-con, sappiness
Prompt: Both characters are virgins, and each is desperately trying to hide that fact from the other. LOL-worthy good times...


56. Character(s)/Pairing(s): Harry/Pansy, Blaise/Pansy, Draco/Pansy, Blaise/Ginny, Draco/Ginny, Blaise/Daphne
Kinks/Themes: spanking/flogging/caning, bondage of any kind, dirty talk, overall BDSM (fem!Dom totally fine if you wish), headspace (all or any is great!)
Tone: filthy plz, but you can make it whatever else too if you like
Dealbreakers: noncon
Prompt: For some people, the idea of a nice Christmas is having a very, very sore arse at your family dinner.


57. Character(s)/Pairing(s): Peter Pettigrew, assorted
Kinks/Themes: voyeurism
Tone: any but angst or dark, the naughtier the better
Dealbreakers: standard mentioned, except watersports ok
Prompt: Hogwarts era. Peter likes to watch people in secret. He sees some pretty unexpected things.


58. Character(s)/Pairing(s): Bellatrix/Sirius
Kinks/Themes: non-con, chan, object insertion, humiliation
Tone:dark
Dealbreakers:top!Sirius
Prompt:A bad christmas eve


59. Character(s)/Pairing(s): Any male/male pairing.
Kinks/Themes: Chubby chaser/chubby fetish/admiration of weight-gain.
Tone: Explore this kink in a way that makes it ring true for the characters involved (not squick!fic or crack!fic, therefore).
Dealbreakers: Abusiveness between the partners.
Prompt: "I'd never looked twice at him before, but there was something about him now that took my breath away"; the chubby partner is self-conscious at first, and needs persuading that the other finds him attractive when naked.


60. Character(s)/Pairing(s): George/Lavender, Harry/Lavender or Viktor/Lavender
Kinks/Themes: Anal (preferably first time/experimentation), spanking, uniforms (school, Quidditch, whatever), rainy days, big boobs and non-romance novel-type bodies (I like a curvy, big-girl type of Lavender) She can be less stick-like and very sexy.
Tone: Humor, chitchatty. I can see Lavender as that girl who just won't shut up even smack in the middle of sex. Feel free to let that bunny run.
Dealbreakers: No accent if you choose Viktor please. No angsty-mourning dead!Fred George. Either go far enough in the future to not include it, or go AU. Either way. I like my George banter to be smart and sassy and funny.
Prompt: Tinsel, alcohol, tattoos


61. Character(s)/Pairing(s): ANY slash pairing that includes one person you see as socially awkward (possibilities include Severus, Remus, Peter, Neville...or others) and one person you see as more socially confident
Kinks/Themes: frottage, anal, intercural sex
Tone: either casual fling meets god-I-want-you, or warm and caring but amused
Dealbreakers: Daddy-kink, incest, student/teacher, 100% handsome Severus, 100% evil Peter, Voldemorte as part of the pairing, next gen
Prompt: awkward first-time meets mister suave experience


62. Character(s)/Pairing(s): surprise me
Kinks/Themes: obsession, and anything else you want to throw my way
Tone: dark, twisted, creepy, stalkery
Dealbreakers: none whatsoever
Prompt: He just couldn't get him/her out of his mind


63. Character(s)/Pairing(s): Harry/Teddy, Snape/Draco. Sirius/James
Pairs can be all together wherever possible (wheeee !!) or you can choose just one if you’d prefer.
Kinks/Themes: docking, size-kink, mutually-enjoyed rough sex, ropes/tying up (as opposed to ‘bondage’)
Tone: any of the following, mix ‘em up if you can ;o) Intrigue, sexy, UST, angsty, humourous, naughty…. Not dark though – it’s Christmas, after all ;o)
Dealbreakers: hard core torture, self-mutilation, that sort of thing.
Prompt: Christmas is a time of gifting.


64. Character(s)/Pairing(s): Draco/Neville
Kinks/Themes: oral fixation, mutual masturbation, orgasm denial
Tone: hurt/comfort + humor
Dealbreakers: too much angst or an unhappy ending
Prompt: forbidden


65. Character(s)/Pairing(s): Harry/Charlie, Harry/Bill, Harry/Oliver, Harry/Remus
Kinks/Themes: Alpha/Beta/Omega universe, heats
Tone: Humorous, romantic
Dealbreakers: non-con, dub-con (I know the trope has some inherent dub-conniness, but please no more than what would come from heats), somnophilia
Prompt: After Voldemort is defeated Harry can stop disguising his nature. Everyone is surprised that he's an omega, and everyone wants to be his mate, but only one person is still treating him like a person and not a prize. Wooing encouraged!


66. Character(s)/Pairing(s): Minerva/Trelawney
Kinks/Themes: tribbing, boots, nipple play
Tone: anything but dark. :(
Dealbreakers: sap, scat, watersports
Prompt: They were so young, or at least they used to be. Maybe they are old inside, or young outside, or maybe they never aged, except for those shells they called home.


67. Character(s)/Pairing(s): Kingsley Shacklebolt/any male member(s) of OotP
Kinks/Themes: first time
Tone: humorous
Dealbreakers: BDSM, non-con
Prompt: initiation ceremony


68. Character(s)/Pairing(s): Remus/Sirius/James Sr/Lily Sr
Kinks/Themes: group sex (obviously)
Tone: Playful, urgent
Dealbreakers: Abuse or cruelty between the four, noncon or dubcon.
Prompt: The weather outside is frightful. Oh, and you can include established relationships here or not.


69. Character(s)/Pairing(s): Harry/Draco
Kinks/Themes: troilism, voyeurism, exhibitionism
Tone: raunchy
Dealbreakers: n/a
Prompt: n/a


70. Character(s)/Pairing(s): James/Albus, Harry/Albus, Harry/Lily, James/Lily - Pottercest in (almost) any combination. Pick one (or more!).
Kinks/Themes: incest, underage/chan, infidelity, first time, seduction, knowing it's wrong but unable to stop doing it, table!sex, somnophilia, dub-con, non-con, touching in public (under the table during family dinner, etc.), obsession, tattoos, piercings, masturbation, orgies/gangbangs, almost getting caught (by Ginny or whoever), intimacy... Go crazy.
Tone: Sexy, romantic, dirty, maybe a little angsty and twisted... whatever fits the story/art.
Dealbreakers: Mpreg.
Prompt: Freckles


71. Character(s)/Pairing(s): Gideon Crumb (from Weird Sisters)/Charlie Weasley/Tonks
Kinks/Themes: threesome, voyeurism, dirty talk
Tone: humorous with witty dialogue would be aces.
Dealbreakers: incest, character death, character bashing
Prompt: Somehow I have it in my head that Gideon had something for Charlie during their school years and Tonks was a bit of a fangirl of the band later, so maybe Charlie and Tonks are in an established relationship and somehow Gideon gets put in the mix? Maybe a Christmas party reunion with too much eggnog and Nargle filled mistletoe? Maybe during the Yule Ball where they're all there? Whatever works for you...


72. Character(s)/Pairing(s): Snape/Moody, Snape/Flitwick, Moody/Scrimgeour, Snape/Sirius
Kinks/Themes: any or all of: semen (semen as marking or acceptance in some symbolic sense, or appreciation/enjoyment/arousal from the other person's orgasm and semen, etc. -- no snowballing or felching, though, please), orgasm delay and telling a partner when to come/not come, tension of some variety leading to need-it-right-now sex
Tone: anywhere you want to go with it that isn't completely bleak; spirited/wistful/humorous/hopeful/hot/unconventionally romantic/something else?
Dealbreakers: non-con, schmoopy-schmoop
Prompt: It's complicated. Except that maybe it really isn't when you get right down to it. (A post-war "they lived" scenario would be good... but I'll be happy with canon period also!)
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