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Kinky Kristmas 2012 Wish Claiming Post! 
29th September 2012 11:51
Below you'll find a list of all the wishes submitted by our members. There's a huge variety: het, femslash, and slash, all sorts of pairings, threesomes and moresomes, romantic themes to dark ones, and, of course, dozens of different kinks. They range from a little bit naughty to thoroughly filthy. Something for everyone!

In order to make a claim, simply reply to this post and tell us the number of the wish you'd like to fulfill. Comments are screened to preserve anonymity. Each wish can be claimed only once, and as they're taken they'll be struck off the list. We'll be monitoring the post closely and crossing out wishes as they're claimed. If the prompt you pick has already been taken, we'll let you know right away; otherwise you can assume you got the wish you wanted.

Members, you have a 24 hour "head start" to make your claims before watchers join in.

Watchers: a post will go up at noon (U.S. Eastern time) tomorrow (September 30th) to let you know you may begin claiming wishes.


Completed pieces are due by Friday, November 30 and should be emailed to dd.mods@gmail.com. Fic must be a minimum of 1,000 words and art must be a completed piece. Both fic and art must merit at least an R rating. No crossovers permitted. Watchers: your pieces must fit into a single IJ post. The mods reserve the right to refuse any fic that contains multiple SPAG problems or art that appears to be a last-minute slap-dash sketch, so be sure to plan ahead and find a reliable beta. Headers for both fic and art will become available a little closer to December.

We're super excited that it's Kinky Kristmas time again, and we're looking forward to seeing loads of fantastic, kinky work!

The Big List o' Wishes

Wish #1
Character(s)/Pairing(s):
Remus/Sirius/Harry
Kinks/Themes: Chan, handjob, frottage, fingering, first time, oral, anal, spit-roast
Tone: Dirty, sexy, a little bit wrong
Dealbreakers: Mpreg, D/s, BDSM, prostitution, non-con, humiliation, cross-dressing, dark/angst, fluff, infidelity, genital piercings, infantilism/ageplay
Prompt: Christmas at Grimmauld Place, confession, by the fire


Wish #2
Character(s)/Pairing(s):
Pansy/Cho, Pansy/Astoria, Millicent/Hermione
Kinks/Themes: rough sex, slapping, biting, spanking, strap-ons, dub-con, rimming
Tone: sexy, dirty, wrong
Dealbreakers: hardcore bondage, bdsm scenario
Prompt: Hate to love you, love to hate you.


Wish #3
Character(s)/Pairing(s):
Severus Snape/Harry Potter
Kinks/Themes: wall sex, desk sex, floor sex, desperate 'need it now' sex. ;)
Tone: Humorous, snarky, sexy, romantic (although a little dirtiness is never amiss).
Dealbreakers: BDSM, non-magic AU, dystopia, non/dub-con, torture, infidelity, ambiguous endings.
Prompt: Let it snow


Wish #4
Character(s)/Pairing(s):
Tonks plus Fleur, Ginny, Pansy or Luna, OR Ginny/Luna, Luna/Lavender, Ginny/Pansy or Lavender/Parvati (or a threesome featuring Tonks plus two other ladies listed)
Kinks/Themes: corsets, stockings, high-heels, lingerie, makeup, painted finger nails, cross-dressing (think more Annie Lennox/Marlene Dietrich than Drag King), strap-ons, frotting/tribadism
Tone: humourous/sexy/romantic/dirty
Dealbreakers: discussions or declarations of being gay/coming out, surprise boy-slash pairings, Remus, Snape, old ladies, pregnancy/lactation, children, character death, non-con, hate!sex, chan, fisting
Prompt: The Girly Show or Putting the femme in femmeslash


Wish #5
Character(s)/Pairing(s):
Snape/Sirius, Snape/Lupin, or Snape/Moody
Kinks/Themes: a "say it" or "say my name" scenario (big bonus points for additional topping-from-the-bottom)
Tone: smokin' hot, potentially with some humor thrown in for good measure?
Dealbreakers: non-con (though dub-con is TOTALLY fine), hard BDSM (a bit of light bondage is perfectly okay), crossdressing
Prompt: Kink is self-explanatory, yes? "Say X if you want me to let you come." With Snupin, prefer Remus to be the one in charge here. Otherwise, go wild. Any time period is fine with me.


Wish #6
Character(s)/Pairing(s):
Minerva McGonagall with any of the following (in no particular order): Amelia Bones, Rolanda Hooch, Wilhelmina-Grubbly Plank, Rosmerta, Severus Snape, Alastor Moody, Rufus Scrimgeour, Kingsley Shacklebolt
Kinks/Themes: long hair, voyeurism, bdsm, banter, lingerie
Tone: anything from angst to romance, but no fluff, please!
Dealbreakers: Trelawney, Draco, de-aging of older characters, rimming, crack!fic (humor in the story is fine), Minerva in cat form (except briefly), serious humiliation, Minerva as a young woman (except as necessary backstory).
Prompt: a) What could entice Minerva to have sex in the staff room? b) believable, IC infidelity; c) "The last thing Minerva expected on Christmas Eve was. . ."


Wish #7
Character(s)/Pairing(s):
Draco. Paired with Hermione, Astoria, or Pansy. (One lady or several, up to you!)
Kinks/Themes: Pick anything out of here: Light bondage - collar, cuffs, ropes, ties as restraints/blindfolds. Hair pulling, biting, light spanking. High, high high heels/boots, corsets, jewelry. Historical roleplay or AU.
Tone: Romantic/sexy/sensual, with emphasis on sex. >.>
Dealbreakers: Dark angsty painful things, avoid. Death/destruction/drugs, cannibalism and infidelity are absolute nos. Keep it happy and porny, please.
Prompt: Winter festival/celebration - Draco didn't put this $kinkything on his gift list, but he's going to have a hell of a good time enjoying.


Wish #8
Character(s)/Pairing(s):
Percy and any male character but Snape
Kinks/Themes: Christmas decorations, ribbons, mild bondage, first time, dirty talk
Tone: gentle, sweet - but not too sweet!, romantic, dirty, awkward, humorous - just not dark or angsty
Dealbreakers: cross-dressing, mpreg, cruelty, rape, blood - keep it light, but not exceedingly fluffy
Prompt: Percy's first Christmas estranged from his family. He's wandering the streets, looking in windows on Christmas eve, and he bumps into _X_, who is also alone for whatever reason. They discover neither has a tree, and rush around to get one to take back to -either- flat to decorate together.


Wish #9
Character(s)/Pairing(s):
either Draco or Pansy, paired with Ron, Harry, Hermione or Kingsley; the basic idea here is Auror/naughty person, whether roleplay or not. Threesomes are welcomed!
Kinks/Themes: spanking, humiliation [teasing rather than degrading], fingering, handcuffs, use of magic
Tone: kinky, fairly light
Dealbreakers: Non-con (dub-con/coercion is cool), Hermione/Draco
Prompt: Well, well, well, what have we here?


Wish #10
Character(s)/Pairing(s):
Severus/Harry, Neville/Bill, Charlie/Draco
Kinks/Themes: Sex toys, delayed orgasm, mutual masturbation, bondage, first times, cross-dressing, established relationships, tattoos, piercings. Any of these, really or more but have fun with it and leave my squicks out, please.
Tone: Fun, sweet without being saccharine, humorous but not cracky, sexy
Dealbreakers: Non/dub-con, death, torture, humiliation, adultery/infidelity, cutesy nicknames.
Prompt: Decorations-Gone-Wild. They have developed a mind of their own, and they are surprisingly pervy.


Wish #11
Character(s)/Pairing(s):
(pick any two--or three--of these characters) Remus Lupin, Ron Weasley, Severus Snape, Tonks, Luna Lovegood, Rosmerta, Rita Skeeter, Teddy Lupin, Albus Severus)
Kinks/Themes: KINKS: masturbation, semi-public sex, outdoor sex, desperate-for-it-gotta-have-it-now-sex, fingering, oral, whatever works for the story. THEMES: Hurt/comfort, humorous angst (is that a thing?), dialogue heavy, resolving issues or developing character. Not too keen on PWP, but if that's the way the bunny hops...
Tone: Angst with hopeful ending, humor without full-on crack. Would love to see a story told in epistolary form, but it's entirely up to you, I'm just throwing that out there. :)
Dealbreakers: Incest (I tried to avoid the possibility with the character list, but just so you know--NO), chan, fluff, dark and bleak.
Prompt:
Money's scarce
Times are hard
Here's your fucking
Christmas card
~Phyllis Diller


:)) Or whatever...


Wish #12
Character(s)/Pairing(s):
Sirius or Regulus/Bella or Lucius
Kinks/Themes: Punishment, Dub/Non-con, humiliation (any or all)
Tone: Dirty and/or dark
Dealbreakers: It's all a dream/everyone wanted it
Prompt: Family Misbehaviour in the Black family STAYS in the (extended by marriage if necessary) family. Sirius or Regulus has done something Inappropriate: his family mete out the punishment.


Wish #13
Character(s)/Pairing(s):
Severus/Remus or Severus/Harry
Kinks/Themes: sex toys, food smut, rimming
Tone: Humorous, sexy
Dealbreakers: mpreg, cross-dressing, BDSM
Prompt: Adult Christmas crackers by Weasleys Wizarding Wheezes


Wish #14
Character(s)/Pairing(s):
Any Malfoy (including Armand/Rowena, Lucius I/Elizabeth I (Pottermore Canon), Abraxas/Eileen, Narcissa, Lucius or Draco with anyone.
Kinks/Themes: fur, feathers, tickling, whips and chains.
Tone: Light, silly or dark with a hint of bitterness (or is that chocolate?)
Dealbreakers: Daddy-kink, creature!fic, underage, mpreg.
Prompt: In which the characters discover original uses for traditional British Christmas things – crackers, Turkish Delight, Christmas-tree fairies, Chocolate coins, yule logs etc. (artist/writer's choice).


Wish #15
Character(s)/Pairing(s):
Charlie/Neville, Charlie/Harry, or Remus/Sirius/James
Kinks/Themes: For C/N-or-H dirty, disheveled sex & tattoos; for R/S/J voyeurism & the thrill of nearly getting caught.
Tone: Sexy, dirty, humorous, or generally upbeat.
Dealbreakers: Noncon, dubcon, nicknames (unless they're in canon), sex involving characters under 16, graphic violence, hurt/comfort, AU.
Prompt: Charlie/Neville-or-Harry shag after finishing some outdoors task together; not-nearly-as-straight-as-he-claims-to-be James.


Wish #16
Character(s)/Pairing(s):
Godric Gryffindor/Salazar Slytherin
Kinks/Themes: Using magic to arouse
Tone: Filthy
Dealbreakers: Fluff, mpreg, cutesy nicknames
Prompt: Muggles would never know the feeling of magic coursing beneath one's skin.


Wish #17
Character(s)/Pairing(s):
Remus & Regulus, Harry & Draco, or Teddy & Scorpius
Kinks/Themes: First Time (again), virgin!character, UST, long-term ass-play (fingers, tongue, toys all acceptable).
Tone: Hopeful, happy, lost love found
Dealbreakers: death fic (of "current" life, past life death is fine), non-con or even dub-con
Prompt: Characters knew each other in a past life, and were in love, but separated and/or killed (possibly because of said love), and in their current life find themselves drawn to each other despite things that might otherwise keep them apart.


Wish #18
Character(s)/Pairing(s):
Harry/Lavender, Ron/Lavender or Harry/Romilda
Kinks/Themes: curvy women, unique body types (I like things not particularly considered pretty), tattoos and set it at Christmas please. I love Christmas holiday type stories.
Tone: Funny please. I love some snarky banter and witty women.
Dealbreakers: piercings and dead!Charlie or dead!Lavender
Prompt: Have you been a good girl this year? Um, define good.


Wish #19
Character(s)/Pairing(s):
Harry/Blaise, Harry/Charlie, Harry/Percy, Harry/Oliver
Kinks/Themes: Alpha/Beta/Omega-verse
Tone: Romantic
Dealbreakers: Non-con, dub-con, humiliation, somnophilia, chan
Prompt: After Harry defeats Voldemort he finally finishes puberty and discovers what his nature is. Everyone is surprised that he's an Omega and every Alpha around wants to mate with him. But there's only one person willing to actually woo him. I don't care which one is the woo-er, or if you use other potential mates for the Alphas trying to dominate him, I just really want to see this trope in Harry Potter.


Wish #20
Character(s)/Pairing(s):
Any slash pairing or threesome that includes one or more of the following characters: Harry, Charlie, Scorpius, Draco, Bill, Neville, Kingsley, Lucius. (Feel free to add in one or your own characters, if only one or two of these appeal to you)
Kinks/Themes: size kink, teasing, orgasm delay, touch
Tone: sexy, filthy
Dealbreakers: het or m/f/m threesomes, non-con, humiliation
Prompt: He wants to feel everything.


Wish #21
Character(s)/Pairing(s):
any male/Lavender, any male/Pansy
Kinks/Themes: Anal, pegging, masturbation, sex toys
Tone: Humorous, sexy, dirty, romantic
Dealbreakers: -
Prompt: Hidden Christmas presents


Wish #22
Character(s)/Pairing(s):
Severus Snape + a pairing of your choice
Kinks/Themes: Snape being bitter and messed-up, voyeurism
Tone: Dark/angsty
Dealbreakers: Woobie!Snape, genital torture, sounding
Prompt: A and B are in a relationship. Snape polyjuices himself into B so that he gets to have sex with A, the person he desires.


Wish #23
Character(s)/Pairing(s):
Draco/Ginny/Harry/Hermione/Luna/Neville/Oliver/Percy/Ron (any combination of 2 or more of the above, but preferably not a canonical pairing)
Kinks/Themes: frottage, delayed orgasm, UST, blowjobs, dirty talk, bisexuality (if it's a suitable trio or more, obviously)
Tone: lustfully romantic
Dealbreakers: mpreg, rape/noncon
Prompt: winter wonderland


Wish #24
Character(s)/Pairing(s):
James/Albus, Fred/George, Bill/Charlie
Kinks/Themes: Apart from the obvious given the pairings, whatever your heart might desire :D
Tone: hot and sexy, angsty if your muse leans that way
Dealbreakers: character death (i.e. Fred) and fluff
Prompt: It feels too good to be wrong


Wish #25
Character(s)/Pairing(s):
Neville/Lavender
Kinks/Themes: Domesticity, Established couple, Comfortable pajamas, Glasses, take-charge Neville, brunette Lavender, Professor Neville, Dirty talk, nipple play
Tone: Fluffy/Sexy
Dealbreakers: References to post-books interview canon (Hannah), dead Lavender (probably goes without saying)
Prompt: Sugar Mice


Wish #26
Character(s)/Pairing(s):
Pansy/Asteria (or Astoria, whichever you prefer)
Kinks/Themes: light bondage, silk ribbons, lingerie, champagne, cigarettes, adultery
Tone: Sexy, angsty
Dealbreakers: No forced bondage or non-consensual sex.
Prompt: A hot & heavy encounter at a low-rent hotel room.


Wish #27
Character(s)/Pairing(s):
James Sirius Potter/Albus Severus Potter
Kinks/Themes: Sleepy sex
Tone: A bit angsty; mostly excitement at the various taboos (incest, does he realize, is he awake, etc.)
Dealbreakers: already-established relationship (let's make this the start of something); non-con; extreme underage (let's say 14/15 is the minimum)
Prompt: Emergency renovations at Chez Potter mean Jamie and Al have to share a bed for a week.


Wish #28
Character(s)/Pairing(s):
Remus/Sirius/James Sr./Lily
Kinks/Themes: Foursome
Tone: Playful, sexy, romantic
Dealbreakers: Abuse, noncon, dubcon
Prompt: New Year's morning


Wish #29
Character(s)/Pairing(s):
Hermione/Neville
Kinks/Themes: dubcon, biting, hair pulling. Secretive, quiet sex.
Tone: dark-ish, sexy
Dealbreakers: felching
Prompt: She's a good girl. Really.


Wish #30
Character(s)/Pairing(s):
Harry/Ron, Fred/George, Remus/Sirius, Remus/Sirius/James,
Kinks/Themes: hand holding, non verbal magic, kissing, soul bonding, magic made them do it (as long as it was already there before hand and not completely regretted
Tone: funny, action or plotty, sweet, slightly angsty is fine as long as it's not too dark all is good
Dealbreakers: non-con, chan,
Prompt: rain, old magic, hurt/comfort


Wish #31
Character(s)/Pairing(s):
Rolanda Hooch/Minerva McGonagall
Kinks/Themes: Broomsticks. Quidditch gear. Licking. Biting. Angry, desperate, dirty sex.
Tone: Dark, angsty.
Dealbreakers: "Xiomara"!
Prompt: What wartime does to a relationship.


Wish #32
Character(s)/Pairing(s):
young Severus/Young Sirius
Kinks/Themes: oral sex
Tone: light
Dealbreakers: non-con
Prompt: first time drunk


Wish #33
Character(s)/Pairing(s):
Albus Dumbledore/Horace Slughorn, in their youth
Kinks/Themes: Courtship, UST -> RST, (gentlemanly) dirty talk.
Tone: Romantic/fun
Dealbreakers: Unhappy/hopeless endings, heavy BDSM (light bondage is fine, if you want to use that).
Prompt: "And where shall we go on holiday this year...?"


Wish #34
Character(s)/Pairing(s):
Luna, Millicent, Ginny, Pansy or Harry, Neville, Percy, Blaise,
Kinks/Themes: love and marriage, magical slash pregnancy, ritual bonding magic, creative sex spells, holiday surprise, corsets, finery & ribbons, blindfolding, first time, virgins, outdoor sex,
Tone: romantic & smutty
Dealbreakers: no threesomes, infidelity, master/slave dynamic
Prompt: winter solstice is a time for deep desire to flower into action. A magical romance


Wish #35
Character(s)/Pairing(s):
I'm rather promiscuous with my pairings, but feel most free to include: Draco Malfoy, Dudley Dursley, Ron Weasley, Lavender Brown, Parvati Patil, Tonks, Seamus Finnegan or a Weasley twin as a brat, and virtually any of the Hogwarts faculty (excepting Dumbledore, 'cause I don't see him as quite that much of a traditional disciplinarian), Hermione, Harry, Fleur, any other Weasley, or other Order members as the disciplinarian. I prefer slash and femslash to het.
Kinks/Themes: brattiness and punishment correction thereof--enemas, spankings, temporary orgasm denial
Tone: Scorchingly hot? That's a given, though. Humour may be employed -- I see this as a Firmly Established Relationship.
Dealbreakers: Sex involving Greyback or Scabior. Just...ew.
Prompt: What was under the tree isn't what Character A was expecting, and they let Character B know it. Boy, was that a mistake.


Wish #36
Character(s)/Pairing(s):
Draco or Harry with either Albus or Lily
Kinks/Themes: Age difference, underage (any age is fine for Lily or Albus, but let's keep it 13+; can be older, though), dubcon, noncon (but in this case, I'd prefer it if it became consensual later?), roleplay, first time, trying things in bed that they've never tried before, sex in public (in a dark alley, under the table while other people are in the room, etc.), teacher/student if you like, hairpulling, biting, light bondage, scratching, light spanking, blindfolding, slight pain, top!Harry and top!Draco, ...
Tone: Kinda dark, kinda sexy, kinda dirty... feel free to add as much angst as you like!
Dealbreakers: Plain fluff.
Prompt: Obsession, forbidden love/desire, seduction, trust, guilt.


Wish #37
Character(s)/Pairing(s):
Neville/Ginny, Neville/Any Weasley male, Neville/Draco, Neville/Pansy, Neville/Bellatrix
Kinks/Themes: I like kink! Pick any combination of the following and I'll be a happy camper: D/s, spanking (all kinds from hand to belts and straps to whips, floggers and canes), frottage, rimming, pegging, licking, kissing, biting, nippleplay (up to and including nipple clamps), genital whipping, sex toys, fisting, stubble, object insertion, wandplay, wax play, ice play, featherplay, blindfolds, oral sex.
Tone: Sexy dirty romantic fun with any of the pairings except Neville/Bellatrix, which should be appropriately dark and perverted. I like Neville as the one in charge.
Dealbreakers: bestiality, incest, mpreg, crossgen where one character is under 16 (chan), piercing or needleplay, character death in the main pairing, Harry/Ginny even as a side or secondary pairing, weak, wimpy or overly-feminized Neville, medical kink, enemas
Prompt: For all except Neville/Bellatrix: kinky Christmas gifts lead to kinky fun. For Neville/Bellatrix: Neville takes his revenge on Bellatrix. Can be cathartic, or angsty.


Wish #38
Character(s)/Pairing(s):
James/Lily/Severus
Kinks/Themes: Threesome, double penetration, hurt/comfort
Tone: Hopeful
Dealbreakers: Humiliation, chan
Prompt: Severus has been out doing the spying thing and needs looking after by his spouses when he gets home.


Wish #39
Character(s)/Pairing(s):
Bill/Tonks, Charlie/Tonks, Harry/Tonks, Neville/Tonks
Kinks/Themes: loving/consensual BDSM, spanking/paddling, discipline, light verbal humiliation (teasing, not degrading/cruel). Feel free to include oral sex (either giving/receiving or 69 is good), collars, hair pulling, rimming, role playing, play-ravishment, play-dub-con, orgasm denial, table or wall sex, desperate-gotta-have-it-now sex, or food smut. No preference as to who is the dominant and who is the submissive as long as they're both happy in their roles. Extra points if they're new to the scene/game and some awkwardness/hilarity ensues.
Tone: sexy, dirty, romantic, light w/some humour
Dealbreakers: dark fic, character deaths, Remus, Fleur, infidelity non-con, Total Power Exchange, hardcore Master/Slave scenario, cross-dressing, mpreg, feminization, fisting, piercing, come-play, unhappy endings
Prompt: Character A has been very naughty at a family holiday gathering. Character B can't wait to get them home to teach them a lesson.


Wish #40
Character(s)/Pairing(s):
Draco/Neville
Kinks/Themes: First time, rimming, dirty talk, hopeful ending, rough sex, romance, frottage.
Tone: Sexy/dirty, humorous, and/or romantic
Dealbreakers: Mpreg, D/s, BDSM, threesomes, prostitution, dub-con or non-con, humiliation, cross-dressing, dark/angst, infidelity, genital piercings, ageplay/infantilism, super fluffy
Prompt: Secret Santa exchange, family tradition, snowflakes


Wish #41
Character(s)/Pairing(s):
Harry/anyone at Hogwarts
Kinks/Themes: group!sex, complete debauchery, mostly slashy, anything else you can think of, I'm game!
Tone: kinky, sexy, I'm also fine with lighthearted, angsty or dark, so let the muse play as she may
Dealbreakers: fluff
Prompt: Hogwarts does Harry (the reason behind it is all up to you)


Wish #42
Character(s)/Pairing(s):
James/Lily/Remus/Severus/Sirius
Kinks/Themes: bondage/domination, sex toys of any sort, blindfolding, watersports (but NOT for humiliation, please), voyeurism/exhibitionism, rimming
Tone: sexy/dirty AND/OR humorous
Dealbreakers: mpreg, noncon/rape
Prompt: "There's nothing you can do that can't be done"


Wish #43
Character(s)/Pairing(s):
Tom/Ginny (Voldemort/Ginny also acceptable), Draco/Ginny, Lucius/Ginny
Kinks/Themes: Death Eater Ginny, AU, Male Submission, Bondage, Cropping, Boots, Corsets, Oral sex, Woman on top sex (Riding), Arse worship, Rimming on the woman
Tone: Sexy/Dirty
Dealbreakers: Non-con, reference to Harry/Ginny
Prompt: A perfectly wrapped present


Wish #44
Character(s)/Pairing(s):
Snape/Moody, Snape/Sirius, Ron/Draco, Harry/Draco
Kinks/Themes: desperate, dirty, up-agaist-any-available-surface, need-it-now sex; feel free to include: handjobs, frottage, intercrural sex, coming prematurely/in pants, awkwardness, power struggle, talking/snarking/dirty talk during sex
Tone: hot-n-heavy, desperate; including humor is good as well
Dealbreakers: established relationship, super experienced and suave!Snape
Prompt: The usual snarking leads to sexual remarks/insults which lead to a sexually charged challenge which leads to, well, you know... He really shouldn't want him, but damn, it's been a long time, and there's just something about that obnoxious bastard...


Wish #45
Character(s)/Pairing(s):
Charlie/Tonks, Charlie/Lavender, Charlie/Tonks/Lavender
Kinks/Themes: Threesome, dare, blindfolds, colorful leggings, short skirts, beer, sex toys
Tone: Sexy, humorous
Dealbreaker: Anything goes!
Prompt: Charlie has lingering feelings for ex-girlfriend Tonks that spill over into his relationship with his current girlfriend, Lavender.


Wish #46
Character(s)/Pairing(s):
Harry/Teddy, Harry/Sirius, Harry/Draco
Kinks/Themes: intercrural sex, frotting, hand jobs, underage is cool for the cross-gen (not younger than 15-16 though pls!), also if you want to go AU and make Draco younger than Harry if you choose that pairing, I will love you forever, dub-con
Tone: sexy, dirty, wrong
Dealbreakers: hardcore bdsm
Prompt: It started so innocently.


Wish #47
Character(s)/Pairing(s):
Threesome with McGonagall/Snape/Moody or a threesome with McGonagall/Amelia Bones/Pomfrey.
Kinks/Themes: mild bondage, competition
Tone: bittersweet
Dealbreakers: crack!fic, rimming, daddy/mommy play
Prompt: "Torn between two lovers"


Wish #48
Character(s)/Pairing(s):
Kingsley/anyone (although I'm especially fond of Kingsley/Draco, Kingsley/Neville, Kingsley/Percy or Kingsley/Harry)
Kinks/Themes: Can't keep their hands off each other sex.
Tone: Humorous, sexy, fun, romantic.
Dealbreakers: Angst, non/dub-con, ambiguous endings.
Prompt: Giftwrapped!


Wish #49
Character(s)/Pairing(s):
Severus/Bellatrix
Kinks/Themes: bloodplay
Tone: dark and sexy
Dealbreakers: golden shower, scat play, negrophilia
Prompt: She's madness, utterly and completely. But then again, so is his life. And sometimes like just craves like.


Wish #50
Character(s)/Pairing(s):
Kingsley/Snape
Kinks/Themes: coercion, bargaining involving sex
Tone: dirty-filty-wrong
Dealbreakers: fluff, mpreg
Prompt: Post-DH: Kingsley is hiding Snape from the Ministry until things cool down. But there's a price…


Wish #51
Character(s)/Pairing(s):
Minerva/Poppy
Kinks/Themes: sex shops
Tone: humorous, sexy, romantic (any or all)
Dealbreakers: noncon
Prompt: two old friends go on an outing


Wish #52
Character(s)/Pairing(s):
Gideon Crumb (from Weird Sisters)/Charlie Weasley/Tonks
Kinks/Themes: threesome, voyeurism, dirty talk
Tone: humorous with witty dialogue would be aces.
Dealbreakers: incest, character death, character bashing
Prompt: Somehow I have it in my head that Gideon had something for Charlie during their school years and Tonks was a bit of a fangirl of the band later, so maybe Charlie and Tonks are in an established relationship and somehow Gideon gets put in the mix? Maybe a Christmas party reunion with too much eggnog and Nargle filled mistletoe? Maybe during the Yule Ball where they're all there? Whatever works for you...


Wish #53
Character(s)/Pairing(s):
Millicent/Hermione
Kinks/Themes: Olfactophilia
Tone: whatever
Dealbreakers:
Prompt: She can always tell when she's aroused. The scent of her sharpens, and her own nipples tighten in anticipation.


Wish #54
Character(s)/Pairing(s):
Rita/Hermione
Kinks/Themes: orgasm denial, D/S, bondage, begging
Tone: the pornier the better
Dealbreakers: noncon, dubcon, sex involving characters under 18
Prompt: "Who would have thought Little Miss Perfect would end up like this?"


Wish #55
Character(s)/Pairing(s):
Albus Dumbledore/Gellert Grindelwald
Kinks/Themes: first time, bj, rimming
Tone: sexy
Dealbreakers: none
Prompt: Albus Dumbledore's scar. ("Scars can come in useful. I have one myself above my left knee which is a perfect map of the London Underground.")
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