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Kinky Kristmas 2009 Claiming Post! 
19th September 2009 12:00
Below you'll find a list of all the wishes submitted by our members. There's a huge variety: het and slash, all sorts of pairings, threesomes and moresomes, and nearly every kink under the sun. They range from a little bit naughty to thoroughly filthy. Something for everyone!

In order to make a claim, simply reply to this post and tell us the number of the wish you'd like to fulfill. Comments are screened to preserve anonymity. Each wish can be claimed only once, and as they're taken they'll be struck off the list.

Members, you have a 24 hour "head start" to make your claims before watchers join in. Watchers, a post will go up at noon (U.S. Eastern time) tomorrow to let you know you may begin claiming wishes.

Watchers: Please include an age statement in your claim comment. "I am over 18," or "I am of the legal age to read/view adult content in my country of residence," will be sufficient.

ETA: We'll be crossing off claims as they happen. If your choice is already taken, we'll notify you via PM or email immediately. Otherwise, assume you got your pick.

Completed pieces are due by Monday, November 30 and should be emailed to dd.mods@gmail.com. Fic must be a minimum of 1,000 words and art must be a completed piece. Both fic and art must merit at least an R rating. No crossovers permitted. Watchers: your pieces must fit into a single IJ post. The mods reserve the right to refuse any fic that contains multiple SPAG problems or art that appears to be a last-minute slap-dash sketch, so be sure to plan ahead and find a reliable beta! Headers for both fic and art will become available a little closer to December.

We're very excited about Kinky Kristmas this year and are looking forward to seeing loads of fantastic, kinky work!

Note regarding kinks and dealbreakers: For Kinky Kristmas it is assumed that necrophilia and bodily fluids not typically associated with sex are not wanted unless they specifically appear in the list of desired kinks. This is not intended as a value judgment about "good" or "bad" kinks; it was simply a means of saving space in our (long!) list of wishes!

Wish #1
Character/Pairing:
Charlie/Tonks
Kinks/Themes: tattoos, humor, witty conversation, public sex
Dealbreakers: nicknames for Charlie, other than that, I have none
Prompt: "I don't know why I put up with you."


Wish #2
Character/Pairing:
Sirius/two or more of the following although it doesn't have to be at the same time: Tonks, Bill, Charlie, Fred & George, Minerva, Moody, Kingsley, Snape, Hestia, Harry, Ron, Ginny
Kinks/Themes: spanking, bondage, collars, pet play, oral sex, rimming, threesomes or more somes/orgy, bisexuality, masturbation, voyeurism, slutty!Sirius, some humour would be good
Dealbreakers: Sirius/Remus or Sirius/Hermione, breathplay, fisting, bestiality, pregnancy/mpreg, non-con, angst, death, crossdressing/genderfuck, one Weasley twin without the other, labels or discussions about sexual orientation -- just let everyone have sexy times together!
Prompt: Sirius Black needs distraction as he's kept cooped up in No. 12 Grimmauld Place. Nearly everyone in the Order pitches in to help (either together or seperately) Points for working in voyeuristic!Kreacher.


Wish #3
Character/Pairing:
Sirius/Snape or Lupin/Snape
Kinks/Themes: blindfolding and/or dirty talk
Dealbreakers: abusive or humiliating language in the dirty talk, felching, heavy BDSM, mpreg, schmoop, crossdressing/genderfuck
Prompt: power struggle; turning the tables


Wish #4
Character/Pairing:
Kingsley/Charlie
Kinks/Themes: Sexy pounding sex, as rough as you like, sweaty and hard and... yeah.
Dealbreakers: Schmoop, uber-fluff, girly-men, emo
Prompt: The image of one of them running his tongue over the other one's stomach to lick up some sweat. This could be fic or art, either way, I want it.


Wish #5
Character/Pairing:
Luna/ either Pansy, Ginny or Harry and Draco (the latter have to be together, so a threesome)
Kinks/Themes: Love/genuine attachment/mutual feelings of some kind, fun and games, post-war, perhaps light bondage, creative use of holiday items or themes.
Dealbreakers: Non-con, dub-con, character death, chan, AU (apart from EWE), Mpreg.
Prompt: Christmas with Luna is like ice cream with sparklers


Wish #6
Character/Pairing:
Tonks/Hermione
Kinks/Themes: problem-solving cleverness, banter, dirty talk, sex toys (especially dildos)
Dealbreakers: Keep it angst-free, please.
Prompt: Sweaty sex over Hermione's lab bench might not actually solve the case, but it certainly can't hurt!


Wish #7
Character/Pairing:
Remus/Sirius
Kinks/Themes: watersports and/or BDSM
Dealbreakers: mpreg
Prompt: One of them gives the other his kinkiest fantasy for Christmas.


Wish #8
Character/Pairing:
Top!Harry/Bottom!Draco (If wished, a third in the form of Blaise or Sev are welcome)
Kinks/Themes: anonymous!sex, roleplay, complementary costumes (especially if they're opposite of what we'd normally think, such as Draco as an angel, Harry as a devil), previous ust, snark, D/s, bondage, and other BDSM themes welcome.
Dealbreakers: Using each other exclusively (aka no happy ending), dub-con okay, but please no non-con.
Prompt: A seventh/eighth year new years party at Hogwarts. Everyone comes in costume, and Harry and Draco find themselves drawn to each other. AU is fine here.


Wish #9
Character/Pairing:
Percy/Ginny
Kinks/Themes: Chan, loving relationship, first time, Percy loving how small Ginny is.
Dealbreakers: None.
Prompt: Young Ginny (13? 14? younger? I'll take anything! :)) seduces her older brother. Other prompts: guilt, secrets, Christmas (maybe?), Ginny in a sexy Santa-outfit.


Wish #10
Character/Pairing:
Snape/Marauders (pick one)
Kinks/Themes: bondage, dub-con or erotic non-con; (maybe forced orgasm? ie Snape compelled to enjoy himself.)
Dealbreakers: none of the gross stuff (scat, necro, etc.) No heavy-duty hate-sex (unless it’s James). No foot-fetish stuff. No heavy humiliation.
Prompt: As punishment, one of the boys is denied the Hogsmead Xmas shopping trip. Back in the empty dorms, he finds his friends have left him something to amuse himself with: Severus Snape trussed up on his bed. Whatever does our lonely Marauder do? (Thumbs up to both parties unexpectedly enjoying themselves; or at least getting off.)


Wish #11
Character/Pairing:
Harry/Scorpius or Draco/Al or Draco/James
Kinks/Themes: Secret, illegal affair (ie: illegal because of age, or abuse of power at the workplace, or something. Or just plain adultery with severe consequences if discovered. Plausible professor/student ftw!)
Dealbreakers: Chan is okay (illicit because of underaged-ness even encouraged!) but please keep it to 15+. No "Daddy" namecalling or role-play.
Prompt: "This is the worst decision of my life, but I can't stop thinking about you."


Wish #12
Character/Pairing:
Post-Hogwarts Severus/Harry
Kinks/Themes: Rimming, light bondage, orgasm denial
Dealbreakers: Infidelity, D/s, BDSM, cross-dressing
Prompt: Harry impresses Severus with a hidden talent.


Wish #13
Character/Pairing:
Sirius/Teddy
Kinks/Themes: (any, not necessarily all) bondage, cock rings, dildos, piercing, facials, exhibitionism/voyeurism, threesomes, dirty talk, breathplay - esp. connected with the Veil
Dealbreakers: chan, Teddy as an exact clone/mixture of Remus and Tonks, non-con, bestiality
Prompt: If you can't be with the one you love, fuck the one you're with.


Wish #14
Character/Pairing:
The Weasleys with Anyone, except for each other – het and/or slash.
Kinks/Themes: A great nice orgy, someone dressed as Santa Claus and someone trying to undo the spell (and being told not to spoil the fun).
Dealbreakers: Incest, chan, mpreg
Prompt: A Weasley Christmas, and the mistletoe is bewitched to make people who pass under it have sex on the spot.


Wish #15
Character/Pairing:
Charlie/Angelina + Angelina/George
Kinks/Themes: George knows about Charlie, but he hasn't ever talked about it with either of them, and she doesn't know he knows. Charlie might or might not know. She fucks Charlie in semi-private places (upstairs bath, behind the shed...) during family gatherings. George may or may not have watched, and may or may not have spent time thinking very explicitly about it while he jerks off. Bitemarks, wanking, tattoos, deliberately being loud enough to get caught (but not ever getting called on it).
Dealbreakers: chipper happiness all around, on this one. It should be screwed up. No kids walking in on them.
Prompt: Christmas Eve, late at night, possibly involving hanging stockings; for instance, fucking partially obscured by the enormous Christmas tree, her hands braced on the mantel. That's just one thought, though.


Wish #16
Character/Pairing:
Neville/Harry
Kinks/Themes: D/s with Neville as the dominant, spanking (hand, floggers, straps, or any combination thereof), wandplay, nipple clamps, sex toys, licking, biting, kissing, object insertion, blindfolds, temperature play. EWE please, and please no mention of interview pairings.
Dealbreakers: mpreg, piercing, needleplay, the use of 'baby' as an endearment, weepy or girly men
Prompt: Harry's been a very, very bad boy.


Wish #17
Character/Pairing:
Teddy/James II
Kinks/Themes: Frottage, D/s-lite
Dealbreakers: non-con, incest, torture/cruelty, sexual situations with people under 16 or 17.
Prompt: Christmas crackers, cold feet, burgundy.


Wish #18
Character/Pairing:
Pansy/Ginny
Kinks/Themes: body art/modification, wax, fire or blood play, scarification or something in that vein
Dealbreakers: must be completely consensual
Prompt: ritual sex magic to heal Hogwarts after the war. Winter Solstice theme a plus!


Wish #19
Character/Pairing:
Severus/Harry
Kinks/Themes: gloved!Snape with Harry having a glove fetish and trying to hide it.
Dealbreakers: Non-con, BDSM, torture, character death
Prompt: Plum pudding


Wish #20
Character/Pairing:
The Golden Trio (Ron, Harry, Hermione)
Kinks/Themes: Frottage, threesome, slash, voyeurism, het
Dealbreakers: blood play, breath play
Prompt: Horcrux hunting


Wish #21
Character/Pairing:
Sirius/Regulus
Kinks/Themes: fisting, public sex, incest (I mean, they get off on being brothers besides simply committing incest)
Dealbreakers: symphorophilia, chan
Prompt: family reunions are full of stuffy and boring people


Wish #22
Character/Pairing:
Horace Slughorn/Albus Dumbledore
Kinks/Themes: Old couple in love (Awwww...)
Dealbreakers: Nothing too angsty or impending-death related, please.
Prompt: "At long last."


Wish #23
Character/Pairing:
Ron/Hermione
Kinks/Themes: dom!Ron, spanking, spunk
Dealbreakers: infidelity
Prompt: green


Wish #24
Character/Pairing:
Sirius/Severus (either topping)
Kinks/Themes: Wanting someone you don't want to want, hate!sex, dub-con (any or all)
Dealbreakers: fluffy!Severus, love
Prompt: "Happy fucking Christmas, you bastard."


Wish #25
Character/Pairing:
George Weasley / Luna Lovegood
Kinks/Themes: blindfolding, or whatever works with them (surprise me!)
Dealbreakers: Character death
Prompt: invisible


Wish #26
Character/Pairing:
Sirius/Remus/Severus
Kinks/Themes: Gender Bending, First time, threesome, double-penetration.
Dealbreakers: Humuliation, dark fic, rape (non)con.
Prompt: Severus turns into a gal due to some irresponsible act from Sirius. Both Remus and Sirius can't resist and make a bet who will get Severus' virginity. Threesome happy ending is a wonderful thing.


Wish #27
Character/Pairing:
Charlie/Harry
Kinks/Themes: Tattoos, blindfolding, delayed orgasm
Dealbreakers: non-con, dub-con
Prompt: Seeing by feeling


Wish #28
Character/Pairing:
Draco with Hermione, Pansy, or Astoria (note spelling, plz)
Kinks/Themes: Dub/noncon fantasy/role-playing. Can include abduction, forced orgasm, oral/vaginal/anal, bondage, sensory deprivation, etc. Looking for a "make it feel real" situation between consenting adults in a permanent, loving relationship.
Dealbreakers: Cannibalism (srsly), drug use (This is not negotiable), death, infidelity/adultery, mpreg. Wimpy!Whiny!Immature!Draco (If his best insult is still 'yer momma's a Mudblood', plznonono. Let the guy grow up. Also, I'm completely incapable of reading him as a bottom, submissive, or masochist.) Ultra-realistic/gritty/edgy style (Swearing in dialogue=fine, swearing in narrative=not fine. If it's similar to Trainspotting, hell no.) Unreliable narrators - I have to know that what's happening is happening. Plz no 'it was a dream', or 'I might be lying to you' types of prose.
Prompt: "What they love to yield they would often rather have stolen. Rough seduction delights them, the boldness of near rape is a compliment." ~ Ovid


Wish #29
Character/Pairing:
Snape/Sirius/Regulus
Kinks/Themes: rough/angry sex, dub-con, angst/dark.
Dealbreakers: submissive!Snape or Sirius, top!Regulus, fluff, crossdressing, established relationships.
Prompt: Unexpected encounters.


Wish #30
Character/Pairing:
Minerva/Bill
Kinks/Themes: femdom, thigh-high boots, cbt, leather
Dealbreakers: maggoty-come (I remember last year!), forced feminization (I like Bill as a boy, thanks), Harry/Draco.
Prompt: "Let your hair down, Miss Kitty."


Wish #31
Character/Pairing:
Luna/Ginny or Luna/Hermione
Kinks/Themes: adultery, semi-public sex or easily-caught location for sex (i.e. not the bedroom), UST
Dealbreakers: nothing way too fluffy for adultery--not that it has to be a big angst fest or anything--just not super sugary sweet (otherwise go wild).
Prompt: Family gatherings for the holidays


Wish #32
Character/Pairing:
Snape/Sirius or Snape/Remus
Kinks/Themes: awkward sex FTW!
Dealbreakers: extreme BDSM (I don't want to see fisting gone wrong *shudder*), fluff
Prompt: A sex scene in which everything seems to go wrong, yet the participants manage to get off (sooner or later…) anyway. First-time-for-the-pairing sex a big plus. Premature-ejaculation-before-even-getting-his-kit-off a big plus. One or both parties a virgin a big plus -- especially if writing/drawing Marauder's era. Go wild! *snicker*


Wish #33
Character/Pairing:
Some het or femslash pairing or threesome composed of Tonks, Bill, Charlie, Penelope, Angelina, Fred, George, or Kingsley
Kinks/Themes: Oral sex stuff you rarely see women doing/getting in fandom: rimming, felching (vaginal and/or anal)
Dealbreakers: The lady/ies not getting sufficient anal loving, Tonks morphing too much/drastically or being excessively girly, George without Fred (and vice versa)
Prompt: Eggnog! Alone or in combination with those crazy ministry parties you know happen this time of year. :D


Wish #34
Character/Pairing:
Percy/one or more of his bosses, doesn't matter which one(s)
Kinks/Themes: Dub-con or very-willing-slave!Percy, D/S, BDSM, bukakke, delayed orgasm, deep kissing, oral, rimming, come and pre-come play, positive reinforcement, cuddling/petting
Dealbreakers: There aren't too many things that will bother me, I even like watersports. As long as the ending isn't sad, I'll be happy.
Prompt: Whether the scenario is one-on-one, threesome or a group thing, I'd like to see Percy have a very strong connection to only one of the people involved and want very much to please that person, make them proud and receive praise from them.


Wish #35
Character/Pairing:
Severus/Lucius (either in control/on top)
Kinks/Themes: body-painting or inkbrushing on skin, denied/delayed orgasm optional, ritual public sex
Dealbreakers: n/a
Prompt: They've been invited to an important marriage which will be a fertility ritual to restore the wizarding world post-war, where some guests (selected for their symbolic importance in that renewal) contribute their own fertility rituals (or enabling rituals); they do their preliminary work in private then complete the painting/inking – and sex, natch – in the public ceremony. (Where might that be held, other than at Stonehenge?) [substitute another pairing if you prefer]


Wish #36
Character/Pairing:
Minerva/Ron
Kinks/Themes: discipline, Femme domme/male sub, bondage, BDSM, spanking, caning, verbal humiliation, boot/shoe worship, nipple clamps, orgasm delay/denial, humour, happy ending
Dealbreakers: male dom/female sub, pregnancy/mpreg, non-con, crossdressing/genderfuck, chan (make Ron at least 16, but could be older), fisting, bestiality
Prompt: Ron Weasley is a very bad boy. Minerva decides to finally teach him a lesson.


Wish #37
Character/Pairing:
Charlie/Draco
Kinks/Themes: bondage, hair pulling, I-hate-you-but-I-want-you-anyway!sex or a nice twist of genuine affection.
Dealbreakers: Humiliation, torture, and/or violence
Prompt: Charlie's always had a way with magical creatures, and Draco is just a fancy name for a dragon.


Wish #38
Character/Pairing:
Snape/Harry, Snape/Draco, or Snape/Hermione
Kinks/Themes: Detention!fic, abuse of power, dub-con (of the "holy shit, they so got off on it" variety), spanking would be aces, also
Dealbreakers: Nice Snape, Pretty Snape, "It was all just a dream/fantasy" (I really want this to be as real as fiction can make it)
Prompt: "Your arrogance has brought this on you, but I want to be very sure that you know: I will enjoy every moment."


Wish #39
Character/Pairing:
Ron/Lavender (with Ron/Hermione in the background)
Kinks/Themes: infidelity, stolen kisses, Christmas alone (when you're the other woman)
Dealbreakers: Happy ending
Prompt: a heart broken over and over again


Wish #40
Character/Pairing:
Harry/Percy
Kinks/Themes: cross-dressing, delayed orgasm
Dealbreakers: mpreg, anything really hardcore
Prompt: Who would have guessed he'd look so good in a dress?


Wish #41
Character/Pairing:
Harry/Draco
Kinks/Themes: Love and respect, established relationship, BDSM welcome.
Dealbreakers: Non-con, dub-con, character death, chan, AU (apart from EWE), Mpreg.
Prompt: Draco has a very special, secret gift for Harry.


Wish #42
Character/Pairing:
Lucius/Pansy
Kinks/Themes: inappropriateness, domination, perving on the wrongness
Dealbreakers: Pansy 16 or older, please!
Prompt: behind Draco's back, but not perhaps Narcissa's


Wish #43
Character/Pairing:
Tom/Ginny
Kinks/Themes: Femme-Domme, Bondage, Dirty talk
Dealbreakers: Adultery, Chan, any mention of canonical pairings
Prompt: Santa hat


Wish #44
Character/Pairing:
Harry/Teddy, Teddy/Draco, or Lucius/Harry
Kinks/Themes: Teaching, patience, perhaps some role-playing? D/s, bondage, and other BDSM themes welcome. Love and a happy ending, please.
Dealbreakers: Dub- or non-con, abuse of other sorts, character death of any main character in the pairing, or of Draco in general
Prompt: In the aftermath of the war, a young man goes in search of his past. But will he find that or something else with the person who seems to hold the most answers? If Teddy/Draco, deception at first is welcome, with Teddy dominant despite his youth. If Lucius/Harry, a great deal of argument and snark at first before the two come to terms is very happy-making.


Wish #45
Character/Pairing:
any Weasley/s + anyone else you care to add
Kinks/Themes: sex for sale
Dealbreakers: mpreg
Prompt: whatever you can think of based on any element of my favorite Xmas story: Dinah, the Christmas Whore


Wish #46
Character/Pairing:
Pansy/Draco/Blaise/Theodore
Kinks/Themes: Slutty!Pansy, mouth-fucking/deep-throating, DP, dirty talk (in fic), spanking, dub-con, non-con.
Dealbreakers: None.
Prompt: Pansy takes care of her boys - either voluntary or forced with preferably one dick in each hole ;) Can be Hogwarts era or DH compliant.


Wish #47
Character/Pairing:
Albus/Albus Severus/Severus
Kinks/Themes: drunken!sex, desperate!sex, fumbling, first time (for any of the three), fellatio.
Dealbreakers: chan, non-con, BDSM, bestiality, wrinkles
Prompt: Once upon a Time Turner...

Wish #48
Character/Pairing:
Draco/Ginny and/or Draco/Hermione
Kinks/Themes: BDSM and/or D/s (either m of f as Dom is fine, although if you can write/draw me a convincing Dom!Draco, you get a bonus point and a cookie!)
Dealbreakers: None, really! I don't mind non-con in general, but to me, it doesn't go with BDSM. Should be consensual.
Prompt: After the party guests go home.


Wish #49
Character/Pairing:
Post-Hogwarts Severus/Harry
Kinks/Themes: Half-dressed, urgent sex with lots of snogging
Dealbreakers: Infidelity, D/s, BDSM, cross-dressing
Prompt: Mistletoe


Wish #50
Character/Pairing:
Draco/Albus Severus (with Al in his twenties or thirties and Draco therefore fifty-something)
Kinks/Themes: Al has appeal on his own, but they both know Draco sees Harry when he looks at him. Orgasm denial (Al denying Draco), desperately cock-hungry Draco sucking Al off in inappropriate places, begging, Al playing on his looking like Harry.
Dealbreakers: underage sex, sap.
Prompt: Exchanging gifts.


Wish #51
Character/Pairing:
George/Lee Or George/Lee and a female
Kinks/Themes: Fantasies/Toys
Dealbreakers: Incest
Prompt: Roleplaying or Product Testing


Wish #52
Character/Pairing:
Harry/Scorpius
Kinks/Themes: Rimming, voyeurism, UST
Dealbreakers: non-con, incest, torture/cruelty, underage Scorpius.
Prompt: "He would not stay for me, and who can wonder? He would not stay for me to stand and gaze. I shook his hand and tore my heart in sunder. And went with half my life about my ways."


Wish #53
Character/Pairing:
Lucius/Draco/Asteria (needn't be a threesome, could be sequential, or combinations)
Kinks/Themes: incest, mpreg optional
Dealbreakers: non-con
Prompt: Lucius is disappointed in Draco and decides he needs to sire Asteria's child to maintain Malfoy standards; he may ambush them or over-persuade them; he may win or they might; surprise me! [non-con a no-no, but dub-con fine; who has the baby? and what if it's a girl, heh]


Wish #54
Character/Pairing:
Ron/Hermione
Kinks/Themes: public!sex, voyeurism, wanking, wall!sex
Dealbreakers: non con
Prompt: ice


Wish #55
Character/Pairing:
Severus/Harry/Draco
Kinks/Themes: erotic massage
Dealbreakers: Non-con, BDSM, torture, character death
Prompt: Winter wonderland


Wish #56
Character/Pairing:
Severus Snape/Gilderoy Lockhart
Kinks/Themes: Cross-dressing
Dealbreakers: Hate/dislike sex. Snark/sarcasm is completely fine, but they like each other deep down ;-)
Prompt: Christmas surprise, Satin ribbons.


Wish #57
Character/Pairing:
Luna
Kinks/Themes: unusual sex practices (take this anyhow you want), happy ending
Dealbreakers: dub- or non-con, chan
Prompt: Love, Luna-style.


Wish #58
Character/Pairing:
Gilderoy Lockhart! (/anyone)
Kinks/Themes: oral sex / oral fetish
Dealbreakers: n/a
Prompt: role playing


Wish #59
Character/Pairing:
Lucius/Severus
Kinks/Themes: bondage and/or sensory deprivation
Dealbreakers: non-con, dub-con
Prompt: snowed in (any era is fine)


Wish #60
Character/Pairing:
Lucius/Narcissa or Arthur/Molly
Kinks/Themes: Body worship: Mussed hair, collarbones, long fingers, curve of a hip, etc. (No feet, plz.)
Dealbreakers: Cannibalism (srsly), drug use (This is not negotiable), death, infidelity/adultery, mpreg. Ultra-realistic/gritty/edgy style (Swearing in dialogue=fine, swearing in narrative=not fine. If it's similar to Trainspotting, hell no.) Unreliable narrators - I have to know that what's happening is happening. Plz no 'it was a dream', or 'I might be lying to you' types of prose.
Prompt: One partner has an absolute adoration for a particular part of the other's body. That night, he or she gets to explore and admire to his/her heart's content and outstanding orgasm.


Wish #61
Character/Pairing:
Luna/magical beast(s) or beings (thestrals to ghosts to sphinxes to merpeople, etc)
Kinks/Themes: bestiality (obviously), dubcon definitely enjoyed but not needed if you want to go fluffy, voyeur!Paintings if feasible for location
Dealbreakers: None. Go mad. Do it all. Use me as your excuse to write from the filthiest corner of your brain. But you get much more love if you can make it hot and/or beautiful rather than cracky.
Prompt: The Carol of the Bells (however you want to take it, music, lyrics, title, rhythm...)


Wish #62
Character/Pairing:
Sirius/Harry and/or Sirius/Harry/Draco
Kinks/Themes: voyeurism, masturbation, costumes/roleplay, spanking, crossdressing
Dealbreakers: Padfoot involved in any sexual situation, "master" "slave" nicknames or any really hardcore bdsm.
Prompt: I would love love love a striptease worked in, but if you are sparked by any of the kinks above and get inspired to go in a different direction, I'll be ecstatic with whatever you write/draw.


Wish #63
Character/Pairing:
Neville/Lavender
Kinks/Themes: WAFF, Boot fetish, brunette Lavender, take charge Neville
Dealbreakers: Any mention of canonical pairings, complete idiot Lavender
Prompt: Poinsettia


Wish #64
Character/Pairing:
Andromeda femslash or Andromeda/Ted Tonks
Kinks/Themes: Haircutting kink - either getting aroused by having one's own hair cut or by cutting someone else's hair, I'm not picky. It should be very tactile, very sensual, though. And symbolically-loaded-haircut-at-major-life-moment is a big plus. ;)
Dealbreakers: pain, anger, noncon
Prompt: Oops, looks like all my promptiness snuck into my kink. *shifty eyes* An erotic haircut at a major life moment would be just lovely.


Wish #65
Character/Pairing:
Severus/Harry/Draco
Kinks/Themes: Candaulism, sex toys, rimming
Dealbreakers: Humiliation, torture, and/or violence
Prompt: Malfoy share? As if! However, he doesn't mind showing off Harry to another Slytherin.


Wish #66
Character/Pairing:
Charlie/Lavender/Parvati
Kinks/Themes: Blindfolds, Dirty talk
Dealbreakers: None
Prompt: Established couple invites a third


Wish #67
Character/Pairing:
Neville/Luna. I recently wrote the pairing and now have a hankering for more. ;)
Kinks/Themes: D/S, BDSM, pegging, delayed orgasm, deep kissing, oral, rimming, come and pre-come play.
Dealbreakers: Coppied from my first prompt: There aren't too many things that will bother me, I even like watersports. As long as the ending isn't sad, I'll be happy.
Prompt: I want Luna to be the dominant partner whether she's getting fucked or not. I like to think of Luna as being very knowledgeable about sex and very easy going and confident about it, kinda laid back, you know? I almost wanna say jaded, but not in a cynical way. You know how she is. I'd also like there to be a deep affection/trust/love between them, because I think that makes all the naughty stuff that much better.


Wish #68
Character/Pairing:
Any combination of Tonks, Ginny, Luna, Pansy, Millicent, Fleur, Hermione, Angelina or Cho
Kinks/Themes: oral sex, fingering, strap-ons, breast worship, spanking, corsets, suspenders & stockings, fuck me pumps, wax play, cross dressing (girls only!)
Dealbreakers: Fleur's dialogue being written in dialect, pregnancy, lactation, bloodplay, marriage, genderfuck, boy bashing, fisting, non-con, angst, death, dark fic, chan, sudden realisation or long dissertations on gayness, boy!anyone
Prompt: "In olden days a glimpse of stocking was looked upon as something shocking but now God knows, anything goes" -- Cole Porter (of Westphalia)


Wish #69
Character/Pairing:
Anyone/Anyone (Author's choice)
Kinks/Themes: Cuckholding (in this case, I'd like the other character in the pairing to be aware that the first character is having sex with random people... and gets off on it). Double dipping/Sloppy Seconds (when character b fucks character a after they've just been fucked by random other character).
Dealbreakers: Plot *g*
Prompt: "You're such a little slut, aren't you?"


Wish #70
Character/Pairing:
Harry/Draco
Kinks/Themes: cheating (on their epilogue spouses), semi-public sex, desparation
Dealbreakers: No bashing the girls. They don't have to be monsters to justify the cheating: plain old gayness is quite enough. :)
Prompt: He said he was working late.


Wish #71
Character/Pairing:
Teddy/anyone
Kinks/Themes: Werewolf-rough-sex-ness, and/or bestiality of some kind, manifested once Teddy comes of age. Slash is great, or het is fine! Dub-con or non-con fine, too!
Dealbreakers: Too much non-sexual violence, ie: broken bones, ripped open intestines, or something. :((
Prompt: "Oh God, stop me. No one told me this would happen. I can't stop myself."


Wish #72
Character/Pairing:
Harry or Hermione/Lucius (or make it a threesome if that suits your bunny)
Kinks/Themes: long hair (being turned on by it/looking, touching, using in sex), D/s optional – and your choice of dom
Dealbreakers: non-con
Prompt: post-war confrontation/negotiation between Auror/MLE official and ex-DE (how ex?) devolves into sexual encounter mutual embarrassment/reconciliation/settled enmity (your choice, or disregard afterwards)
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