Very interesting, I liked it :) I laughed at this:
"In the name of Slytherin," the ghost huffed, "do not overthink the situation like a Ravenclaw or worse yet, develop the Hufflepuff sense of post-coital regret. We Slytherins take pleasure from whence it comes and are not likely to look a gift horse in the mouth."
I'm Ravenclaw and I really overthink things, so this was just too funny ^_^
"In the name of Slytherin," the ghost huffed, "do not overthink the situation like a Ravenclaw or worse yet, develop the Hufflepuff sense of post-coital regret. We Slytherins take pleasure from whence it comes and are not likely to look a gift horse in the mouth."
I'm Ravenclaw and I really overthink things, so this was just too funny ^_^