Oh your Ron voice is perfect!!!! I could hear him saying every single line - and of course I could hear the psychiatrist's lines as well - that was brilliantly done. This is the most entertaining thing I've read in ages - thank you. I have such a soft spot for the denial that is Ron/Draco and this captures it perfectly.
The line that made me lose it most (out of many) was this exasperated outburst: I have no idea! What kind of doctor asks the patient what he thinks the answer is? And the answer ... goodness, is this the world's first Ron/Draco mpreg? What have you done, woman?!??
The line that made me lose it most (out of many) was this exasperated outburst: I have no idea! What kind of doctor asks the patient what he thinks the answer is? And the answer ... goodness, is this the world's first Ron/Draco mpreg? What have you done, woman?!??