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Fic: Testing the Hypothesis (James Sirius/Scorpius/Teddy, NC-17)
Title: Testing the Hypothesis
Author:
who_la_hoop
Characters: James Sirius/Scorpius/Teddy
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Threesome (with respective ages of 25, 18 and 17), swearing
Themes/kinks chosen: Hedonism
Word Count: ~4,800
Summary: Scorpius was a wizard, and he had better things to do with his weekend – namely, figuring out how to divest his boyfriends of their clothing in the shortest amount of time possible, without appearing the least bit desperate. Homework didn’t fit anywhere into this scheme, particularly not boring Muggle stuff that had no relevance.
Author's notes: Dedicated with affection to
snegurochka_lee, who was the first person to bring my new-gen OT3 to life. ♥ James/Scorpius/Teddy FTW!
Sometimes – and recently, more and more often, he had to confess – Scorpius wondered if he had gone insane. Well, he must have, surely? Wasn’t his current situation the very definition of insanity? Because there he was – a rich, intelligent, pure blood with standards to maintain and a family reputation to live up to (even if it had taken a little battering in recent years). And there they were. Teddy was bad enough, and not just because he was eight years older, and had the sort of hair that aspired to clash as unpleasantly as possible with whatever he was wearing. But James Potter? Whose inability to keep a secret was legendary, who talked rather than thought, and whose father was only Harry sodding Potter? And that was leaving aside the important fact that not only were they both male, and that there were two of them (and what Malfoy had two partners? A wife and a mistress was the standard of course, but that suggested a hierarchy of lovers – and how the hell did a gentleman choose when his heart was torn equally two ways?). It was bizarre and incredible that, of all the potential boyfriends in the world, he’d picked those two.
It was at times like these that Scorpius wished that he had more taste.
And it was at times like these, that Scorpius wished – a small, terrible wish, that he tried to suppress so hard it hurt – that he wasn’t a Malfoy and could live and marry as he wished.
It wasn’t that he resented, exactly, that he was still at school and that Teddy and James had a large, sunny house with a large, sunny garden, the interior and design of which Scorpius had had far too much of a hand in (because, quite honestly, while he loved many things about the two of them, he could accuse neither of them of having any style when it came to home furnishings). It was just… difficult, to Apparate into the home where he was so welcome, but could never see himself living in. He tried not to dwell. There was no reason why he should feel left out, or that he was any less important to Teddy and James because this could only ever be a temporary thing, this arrangement between the three of them that felt so much like love. And it was fucking annoying to be the schoolboy amongst two working men, and have to do his homework, while they teased him and tried to make him feel like an idiot. So maybe he did resent it. Maybe, just a bit.
And what he hated most, come to think of it – so much so that he wanted to slam his fist into the wall and howl like a dog – was when Teddy, sensible, Ministry-approved scientist Teddy, who was nerdy and quiet (except on special occasions, usually involving flavoured-lube and elf-made wine) – told him to relax and not take things so seriously. How could he relax when his future was mapped out for him, right down to which girl his father would like him to marry, and which family investments he would be put in charge of in lieu of a career?
It was impossible to relax, and impossible to take life less seriously when you were Scorpius Hyperion Malfoy. Particularly if you were shagging two blabbermouth Gryffindors who could screw up your entire life with just one sentence spoken carelessly, and not even that, if he were honest. Sod being seventeen, sometimes he felt like he were seven hundred years old. Teddy and James just had no idea.
He had definitely, Scorpius concluded, gone insane.