Daily Deviant
- there is no such thing as 'too kinky'
 
2nd February 2008 11:56
Title: "The Honeymooners"
Artist: [info]blue_onion
Media: Wacom tablet, Opencanvas, Photoshop
Characters: Bill/?
Rating: PG-13/Soft R. Sort of NWS.
Warnings: Impending bestiality? Or not? You decide. And a little peek of man-butt.
Themes/kinks chosen: Mock Marriage.
Artist's notes: So here's the background story. In a wizarding tradition similar to that of Hinduism, the Weasleys decide to consult a Divinations expert in regards to the future of Bill and Fleur prior to their wedding. To their horror, the fortune teller predicts that Bill's first wife will die within the first month of marriage. Thus, once again in the style of some rural South Indian villages, it is decided that Bill will marry an 'alternative bride', divorce her, and then marry Fleur so that the other bride will die instead of her. But some arcane wizarding law pops up, as it often does it in fanfiction, and it is discovered that even a mock marriage must be consummated to be considered legal.

Heh. Heh. Heh.

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Comments 
2nd February 2008 17:29
I adore your Bill! *drools*
And is it bad that I think his alternate bride has quite the self satisfied look on her face? *giggles*
Brilliant!
2nd February 2008 17:40
Oh man, Bill is lovely. I love his expression--the look in his eyes is priceless.

and the champagne completely made me giggle.
2nd February 2008 17:49
wow, your Bill is perfect! and the expression on his face as he looks at his bride is killing me LOL
2nd February 2008 17:52
I love Bill's expression! Poor guy... but still, he is hotter than hell ;)
Gotta love the romantic touch with the champagne and the flutes... But a question begs to be asked: how is the "bride" supposed to drink in hers?
2nd February 2008 18:24
Bill looks gorgeous, if unhappy. While the goat doesn't look bothered at all. *g* Nice back story to compliment the pic.
2nd February 2008 18:31
Bill is just gorgeous! His expression is perfect!

xxx
2nd February 2008 18:55
Oh. My. God. I love the telling of the backstory to PIECES, because I didn't really read the warnings cos I rarely do, and I was all ...OMG who are they going to sacrifice? and then I clocked and spewed my mocha through my nose (ow) because OMG. Ahahahahaha.

Also, nice scars, man-butt, tattoo, toes (yay toes), shoulder and upper arm (guh), position... and ahahaha the goat is all serene and Bill is all OH GOD.

To sum up: ♥
2nd February 2008 18:56
...clocked would of course mean "clicked." I always like when I see the type after I click post but before it even disappears off the screen. Heh.

Also, more ♥s
2nd February 2008 19:04
*still laughing hysterically*

Oh! Poor Bill!

This is delicious! Thank you!
2nd February 2008 19:31
Oh god!!! *dies laughing* Although good god, your Bill is yummy.
2nd February 2008 19:47
So I followed a rec from [info]florahart, and I should have paid more attention to the fact that she spewed coffee out of her nose, because I almost had the same problem with my mashed potatos.

Your Bill is so damn sexy, even if he does look a bit forlorn. Fabulous job!
2nd February 2008 19:57
LOL

He is precious - that wibbly look on his face. *pets him*

... er, I do mean Bill. heh
2nd February 2008 20:22
Good thing I had read the backstory first and looked the the art after! Gosh, hilarious!
2nd February 2008 20:36
*laughing hysterically* I'm guessing from Bill's expression that he has yet to do the deed...
2nd February 2008 21:04
lol. It's the champagne that totally makes it. :D

Very pretty as well.
2nd February 2008 21:15
That is just sooo wrong. And so delightful! Bill's expression is priceless. Great job!
2nd February 2008 21:38
This is completely awesome. Utterly hilarious; the story, Bill's expression, the champagne! The goat eating the veil... hee :D. And Bill is so beautifully drawn, too. Gorgeous :D.
2nd February 2008 21:43
Is it bad that I don't want the poor goat to die? She looks so happy!
2nd February 2008 22:07
Perfect.

And practically canon.
2nd February 2008 22:16
Oh, Bill, how I love you!
2nd February 2008 22:58
Oh. my. god.

*dies*

Poor Bill! Lucky goat!
2nd February 2008 23:12
OMG! *GGG* I am a bit dead. I can't quite decide if the lady things Bill is the hotness or she just likes the taste of her veil ;-) And the champagne! Bill might need that...! The look in his eyes is a bit like he's close to tears.

And I love that's such a beautifully done picture too!
2nd February 2008 23:43
Oh, dear. Now I'm wondering if Aberforth tried to save the poor creature from imminent death.

Gorgeous drawing, hun. Bill looks nicely apprehensive and sad. I'm not sure whether to laugh or hug him.
3rd February 2008 00:30
Your Bill is EXTREMELY hot. *G*
3rd February 2008 03:26
Heee! I think Bill's first wife is nibbling on her veil. Hilarious idea.
3rd February 2008 04:14
*giggle* Awesome. ;D Very amusing and cute.
3rd February 2008 06:08
Poor Bill's wibbley face! *hugs him* Fleur better appreciate what he's going through for her!
3rd February 2008 06:39
*giggle* You know in the book when they said that after Bill was bitten he like his meat rare. I guess they weren't kidding(pun intended)

Beautiful Pic


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Dixiebell
3rd February 2008 07:43
Bill is rather beautiful.
3rd February 2008 13:26
Ahaha! This is awesome. I love the goat. And the champagne. *g* And your Bill is very, very hot!
3rd February 2008 15:51
Haha, oh this is brilliant! Your Bill is really hot... can't help but feel sorry for the guy. ;) Spending a bit too much time with Aberforth, perhaps?
4th February 2008 01:08
AH HA. AH HA HA HA HA HA HA. Oh, this is glorious. I love the goat chewing on her veil, and Bill's FACE! Beautiful anatomy as well! I just love this!
4th February 2008 06:15
*snort*

OMG! We are all such cruel beasties for laughing at poor Bill's misery.

S'funny as all fuck, though!
7th February 2008 19:20
Ahahahahahaha. Oh man. That is just priceless. The beauty of Bill mixed with his wibbly expression and the pink of the PERFECT GOAT. *pets them both*

It's really really gorgeous cracky goodness. And? Bill's foot? SO HOT (and I don't even have a foot fetish- i swear-) But it (and his arse) need licked. :D

*fangirls and friends*
8th February 2008 14:02
This is crack at it's best. Poor Bill... *snort*
11th February 2008 03:19
Two comments:

1. How much did they have to pay Aberforth for the "bride's" dowry?

2. Is fresh roast goat on the menu for the reception?
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