Save Atlantis RPG

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My first mission, commentating on a quidditch match - February has been a month of adventures and I am definitely a fan!

As Charlie Montgomery already mentioned, it's tango night! Who wants to join me for a night of dancing and drinking?

Kára Calrissian

You were fantastic up there yesterday, Kára! You better be coming tonight! First drink's on me!

I would say I’m sorry for the show I gave my coworkers earlier today, but it would be a lie, and I’m trying to be truthful here. More truthful, in any case.

It’s a pity not everyone is as open and accepting of themselves and of other people. We shouldn’t be ashamed of how we look. There’s nothing wrong with the naked body! It’s quite beautiful if you ask me. But apparently work-appropriate attire requires actual attire. Most of the people I worked with at home wouldn’t have objected! ... but then again, most of them were dead.

I've got this friend back home, luckiest fucker you will ever meet in your life, but like, that kind of magic requires bad luck go somewhere? Basically what I'm saying is if there's somebody here with the shittiest luck today, I am actually a little sorry. Not a lot, because I am RARELY this lucky and I definitely needed an influx of cash and all this free shit. But still. Sorry.

[FILTERED TO MAGICIANS + SYDNEY]

If any of you assholes need something, you might be able to bring me wherever it is and I can get it for you. Maybe. No fucking promises!

Hey friends. This morning, I’m going to get all educational up in your asses, hope you’re ready.

The topic today (which you’ll probably ignore because humans are dickbags when it comes to the environment and anything to do with actually keeping the world running effectively) is the wetlands.

So. Who likes water? Well, the wetlands help fill the sources of 82% of your drinking water (if you live in America on earth, that is). Boom: save the wetlands.

Who likes not drowning? Wetlands help store floodwater to keep it from breaching into towns and cities along waterways. Boom: save the wetlands.

Who likes not swimming with garbage? Since (again) humans are dickbags when it comes to the environment and anything to do with actually keeping the world running effectively, pollution is a big deal. Wetlands have natural filtering capabilities that help keep waterways clean. Boom: save the wetlands.

Who likes food? Wetlands provide food like cranberries, blueberries, fish and rice. Boom: save the fucking wetlands.

And that brings me to the most important reason: these cute assholes live in near wetlands. You may not care if the world comes hurtling to a fiery end, because life is a mystery and time is an illusion, but those little things deserve more.

People are very emotional about milk today. I understand not wanting to be wasteful or make a mess, but please, calm down. Everything will be fine. Take a few deep breaths and be glad it was only milk you spilled and not wine!

[Filtered to Valkyrie and Margo]
We should host a decadent, over-the-top orgy. Now taking suggestions on invitees, venue, and menu.
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Oh, my goodness. I've... two things to apologize for, it seems? I've been unable to keep from showing my middle finger to people all day, and it seems my frustration has impacted those around me. Forgive me, please.

[ ooc; Anne's Trouble makes people talk gibberish when they're around her and she's annoyed, which she has been all day. She's also flipping everyone off today, due to more Atlantis shenanigans. Sorry, friends. ]

The Abominable Snowman has been freaking out over little things lately.

I think he has anxiyeti.


(Could someone please find me some acorns and seeds to eat? I'm peckish.)

Everything I eat turns into ice cream... I love it!


TEAM THREE. (Kal-El, Miles Morales, Rose Ward, Margo Hanson, Charlie Montgomery, Dash Parr, Callie Spinnet, Luke Skywalker, Leo Spinnet, Marina Andrieski)

Seems like the kangaroos are winning with 3 votes, followed by Wallaby (1 vote), Owl (1 vote) and Dynamos (1 vote).

What do you think, team? Are we cool with the Kangaroos? We could be the Flying Kangaroos, perhaps? I should say I'm terrible at coming up with names.

Late December

Margo Hanson • Ian Malcolm
Fairly PG
Log, Complete

( But, I’m still taking you up on it so - clearly your lucky day. )

So you know that dance plague in France 1518 where people wouldn't (couldn't) stop dancing and even died from several conditions associated with the inability to stop dancing for days?

I always thought it was a spell.

...Anyone find a counter between then and now?

I take mild comfort in knowing I am not the only one left to wear nothing but this wrap of bubbles today. However, having to wear multiple layers for the sake of decency has made it rather difficult to move around comfortably. Now I must weigh the joy of popping the bubbles against the need to apologize for noises when I sit.

[Team 18]

I will need you all to train without me today, as I am unable to properly cover myself. Reinhardt, please take charge.

TEAM THREE (Kal-El, Miles Morales, Rose Ward, Margo Hanson, Charlie Montgomery, Dash Parr, Callie Spinnet, Luke Skywalker, Leo Spinnet, Marina Andrieski)

First of all, I'm very happy to have everyone back and safe at home. It's been quite a month. Hopefully February will give us a break.

Now, the team colors seems to be black & red, but if anyone has other suggestions, please share them with the rest!

We still need to come up with an awesome name and a mascot. I'm personally leaning toward kangaroos for some reason, but here's a list that I've come up with with some other options:

✔ Kangaroo.
✔ Wallaby.
✔ Fox.
✔ Dragon (we can speficy which dragon later).
✔ Chameleon.
✔ Owl.
✔ Other (please speficy).


Feel free to suggest names also!

FILTERED to Magicians & Potterverse + Future 1 Next Gens

They're home. We've just gotten notice from medical.

Ugh.

And if I'm writing out a sound, you know it's bad. Being forced to face your fears in a dreamworld is both cliché and annoying. Still, I feel strangely better? Well-rested, at the very least.

[Reyes]

Shared experience and not just my imagination?

Perhaps it's my subconscious recovering from the bit of a fright I received this morning, but I've found the loveliest plants and I'd like to share that positivity.

On a vaguely related note, anyone with a more modern mind know how to get coffee out of a blouse?

[ ooc; Anne had a run-in with Dark Clarice this morning, and also is giving out plants! ]

I don't know what this voice in my head is but it's fucking awesome. I feel fantastic and all I want to do is spread happiness to everyone in Atlantis.

And apparently I can pull money out of the air too.

So. Yesterday, a day of being stalked culminated in receiving some (thankfully flattering) photographs of myself.

Today has brought a female voice in my head and a flood in my bedroom. And then in my office. And then in my classroom.

Logical conclusion: I've lost my mind, and I'm a water goddess. Kneel away.

I'm positive I make prettier flowers than can possibly exist in real nature.

Mother Nature can suck my dick. (Did I do that right, Dad?)

[ Magicians ]
I still have my magic! Who is willing to teach me things?

[FRIENDS AND FAMILY (from this time and those who are staying)]
Okay so as you may have heard, some of the "future kids" are staying. I am not one of them. Reasons don't matter right now though what matters is that most likely early 2019 I'm getting zapped back to the 40s where I was before and most of you will be missing me terribly, horribly, oh God oh God.

So... I'd like to have an array of good times with all of you before I go. I want to take good memories with me, and I want you to keep good memories of me. Because I'll have you when I get there, a version of you anyway and I don't presume you will all miss me terribly but I'd like not to be easily forgotten.

So yeah. Let the good times roll and such. I'm open to suggestions, anything you wanna do.

I love you guys.