Rogers, Stark. Hopefully this email will find you, as I do not know how to send it. Hello, my friends! I know you are here, this device tells me so. Where can I find you? Have you met Valkyrie? She is here, too, it would seem.
Also, I cannot guarantee the safety of this mobile device, useful as it is. I lack pockets large enough to carry it. Actually, I lack pockets. I should also note this is not the first time in recent memory that I have found myself shipped off to some unknown realm. Tell me, does this Intake process involve fighting in some grand arena where I will have to battle Banner and then participate in a daring escape? Honestly, I could use some time off, if that is all right.