People are very emotional about milk today. I understand not wanting to be wasteful or make a mess, but please, calm down. Everything will be fine. Take a few deep breaths and be glad it was only milk you spilled and not wine!
[Filtered to Valkyrie and Margo] We should host a decadent, over-the-top orgy. Now taking suggestions on invitees, venue, and menu. [/filter]