Save Atlantis RPG

[FILTERED TO TEAM 15: ALICIA SPINNET & WANDA MAXIMOFF]

Hello new teammates! I've seen you both in training and you're clearly in need of zero words of inspiration from someone who let his dog pressure him into giving up half his bowl of cereal this morning, SO. Let's skip to the part where I apologize for being on honeymoon when this transition happened, okay? I'll make it up to you in a few days. I usually end up welcoming people to my team in a dark alley after a nice little ambush, but we can try darts and drinks instead?

My bigo brother is getting married tomrrow! Ive adored Fenris since i met him--

well, mostly, I know he didnt trust me much but he liked me soon enough and then well

That was a long time ag, and i am very very glad hes offically joining our family. I can promise itll be a v. pretty ceremony and i will have my best notsad face on because who could be sad when you're two favortte people are getting married? not me

well see you all there!

[OOC: "Bachelor" party at the Hanged Man tonight for friends of Hawke & Fenris, which mostly just involved drinking and cards! Feel free to assume your character was invited/there if friendly with them.]

Happy Birthday to my closest friend. I even scoured the Internet to find something fitting, since this isn't something I could do on Thedas.



Also, got you a little something, so let me know when you're not busy. Or not too busy.

Looks like I'm taking the morning off. Sorry, Leo. Can't get into the base without knowing some certain 10 numbers in order that I've never heard of before today. I'll look it up over some coffee and see about coming in later, if I feel I've got it down.

[ooc: while in medical getting stitched up at like, midnight - which she told no one about btw]

Getting jumped while taking an insomnia walk is something I'd expect in Thedas, but certainly not here. If anybody needs an extra body for the search and apprehension of these deviants I'd like to offer. I fought back and I suspect that's why it ran away however, apologies for that.

[FILTERED TO FRIENDS]

Seeing as Solaire decided to sneak off into the night on us (word is he's on a mission, but I don't have any details), Fenris and I have talked it over and we're postponing the wedding to the 24th. Hopefully we can get that arranged without too much trouble. I don't know how these things work. We might have to sell Grace and keep our secondborn. BUT ideally, I won't have to stab anyone. Or threaten to stab anyone. Or annoy them until they cave. Actually that last one is probably more likely.

[OOC: belatedly it occurs to me that I never did an official wedding invite, lol. Please assume friends got told in person a few weeks ago or like handed a napkin with details written on it at some point, IDK, he's a mess.]

[OOC #2: I accidently put the date as the 17th back when I posted this and it was supposed to be the 24th. I'm the mess, not Hawke. EDITED.

Caramel Apple, Lemon Twist, Blueberry Pie, Banana Split, Candy Corn, Jelly Donut, Swedish fish. Fruit Bunch, Neapolitan, Limeade, Root Beer Float, Cinnamon bun, Marshmallow Crispy, Filled Cupcake, Creamsicle, Fruity Crips, Candy Cane, Berry Burst Ice Cream, Chocolate Strawberry, Waffles & Syrup, Watermelon....

What happens to just good old regular Oreos?

PLOT: ♆ - ONE CHARACTER EACH is oddly focused on Oreo's today.

There a proper way to eat these little chocolate and creme biscuits? Or just an each to their own kind of thing? Found a plate of them in the kitchen here at the station and I've just been sitting here, eating each one a different way because each person who comes in says their way is best. Never would've thought there was a right way or wrong way to do it, but I've been wrong before. Maybe once before.

Just a rundown of what's already been done:

1. Pull apart and lick off the creme first, then eat the chocolate pieces
b. Peel off the creme and eat it, then the chocolate pieces
III. Twist and eat the half that still has the creme, then the other
Four, Dunk in some milk and eat it slightly soggy
‣ Make separate piles of chocolate bread halves and creme and then make one biscuit with multiple cremes

(I don't like making lists) - yet I'm just fascinated by these, half the fun is figuring out new ways to eat them.

Bethany, apparently, quite literally means "house of figs". It also has religious connotations, but as we come from a world completely different than most religions, I think the name might have different meanings in Thedas.

In fact, I'm almost certain that my parents named me after one of my mother's distant relatives to appease them. Then again my twin Carver was quite literally named after "to cut or carve". I think he would've approved.

[GARRETT]

Please don't glare at me for saying this, but I actually wish I could pick Anders brain and magic right now with this cure nonsense. Are we sure it isn't an utterly ridiculous idea, chasing this?



Sorry. I have the final food menu for you and Fenris to look over?

Well, that's one way to get the coolant pumping. A polar bear just came up and hugged me. Good thing I figured out it wasn't a yao guai before I could get my gun out. (Which is to say, Ellie, the big white fellas that look like extra-furry yao guai are polar bears. And apparently these are friendly.)

It has come to my attention that I have been sorely lacking in my duties as Tooth Fairy, and I would like to make up for this disgraceful dereliction of duty. Parents/guardians I would like for you to submit to me a list of your children's teeth loss (with attached evidence where possible) so I can proceed to restitute the financial amount correspondent to the number of lost teeth. Please do this as soon as you are able. I vow not to let this go on any longer; from now on all exchanges of teeth for a symbolic amount of money will be made within twenty four hours of the tooth's placement under the pillow.

[KRATOS]

I saw you early this morning, the sun had not yet risen, rounding the houses of my children whose responsibility to ensure their fair participation in the tooth economy and healthy lifestyle falls to ME. Stop this. I am the Tooth Fairy here and you are trespassing on my territory.

Woke up way too early this morning and couldn't go back to sleep. Apparently I needed to think about every major decision I've ever made and whether or not I made the right choice. Now I'm weighing the benefits of just getting up and starting the day versus trying to get more sleep -- after all, it's Friday -- and what kind of coffee would be the best option if I do. I could make some headway on my next book, though now that I'm thinking about it, I should probably rewrite a bit of it because there's a few things that could probably flow a bit better.

Okay, getting up. Brain won't shut up.

Is there a chocolate festival hiding somewhere? Fountains with chocolate, milkshakes everywhere and there is a chocolate mint on my pillow.

Really, is there a chocolate festival hiding?

Atlantis/Earth holidays are much more enjoyable than Thedosian Holidays. While we enjoy celebrating and being able to feast and drink as much as possible, we have nothing like discount chocolate following the day, and that takes the cake.


[ANGELA/MERCY]

Before you arrived, I had approached members of medical and science for a bit of help on an issue, and for the most part we haven't made any headway with it. I don't want to overwhelm or annoy you with it, as there's no real hurry. But the information is here when you have time to peruse it, and I've attached the following tests and files that have been gathered since then.

I look forward to hearing your thoughts on the matter, Dr. Ziegler.

I RODE A DRAGON TO CATCH A DINOSAUR!!!!!!

THIS WAS THE GREATEST MISSION OF MY LIFE!!!!!

A few days ago, Hawke's toy dragon stopped flapping around and attempting murder. When I removed it from the chest we had trapped it in, it appeared normal. Are these "Troubles" finished, then?

[Filtered to Hawke]
I have sewn its wings back on.

Who... Why? Why put a fake tooth over a real tooth with a cookie fortune in it.

No.

Not okay.

Is this your doing Solaire? Trying to get me interested in your beloved Valentine's Day?

PLOT: ONE CHARACTER EACH wakes up with a toothache today. If they get it checked out that tooth is pulled and it's discovered it was a fake tooth over a real tooth and it holds a fortune, like a fortune cookie type fortune.

FEBRUARY 8

CASSANDRA PENTAGHAST + GARRETT HAWKE
HAWKE GETS DRAWN IN BY AN ANOMALY & CASSANDRA PULLS HIM BACK
G | COMPLETE

( Something called to him. And he felt powerless to refuse. )

All day I heard no mention of other people's stuffed animals coming to life. Though one did not belong to me. I cannot make heads or tails of this so here I am, asking if anyone has heard something.

It is quite sad having to shoot such adorable creatures, I would rather it not happen again. Incidentally, if anyone is good at mending gunshot wounds in stuffed toys of various proportions I need your services.

[LAURA HOWLETT]

Dear Laura, I'm afraid the giant bear I shot was yours, as I later realized it hopped out of a window in your home. I am so sorry for having shot your bear. Please know I will do my best to fix and clean it and get him back to you safely. IF the bear wasn't yours, please relay this message to its owner?

A man runs into a bar. Panting, he tells the barkeep, “Give me ten shots of your best whiskey—quick!” So the barkeep sets them up and the man knocks them all back in seconds.

“Why you drinking so fast?” asks the barkeep.

“You’d drink fast too, if you had what I have,” says the man.

“Why, what do you have?” asks the barkeep.

“Only twelve cents.”



Hey, I'm Ethan Winters. I have no idea what the fuck is going on, but consider this my 'could be worse, finger guns, happy to help' response to this new brand of crazy?