Don't forget that it's ice cream soda day tomorrow at the Bakery!
Seriously. Any flavour. Anything you can imagine, I'll make it. Think that's impossible? You wanna taste the neverending existential void that plagues human beings? I can do that, I just can't promise how you'll feel afterward. You'd probably be better to stick with like a Hot Cocoa Float (which is cheating a little bit on the 'soda' front, but cut a guy some slack).
I have other recommendations on hand.