Save Atlantis RPG

I feel...very large.

Can somebody please open my cage? It's Paul. I have a time-sensitive experiment on the go right now and I'd really rather not start again.

I am being punished I see. Was it the matrimonial bliss? If this is the price I pay to keep Leonardo here with me then I will submit. But not without complaint! I cannot possibly escape this enclosure when it takes four hundred years to get anywhere.

My bird looks like a penis rainbow with wings. Sorry. I took everyone else's posts as a hilarious challenge and ... well, here we are!


It did, in fact, smack me in the side of the head before flying away to harass the rest of the base.

sobriety is boring anyway

Well, as retreats go, I guess it beats Utah.

The weirdest thing happened to me today at lunch and I know saying something is weird around here doesn't necessarily mean anything snce it's always weird but still. I was at a salad bar and I put pecans on my salad. I couldn't eat them though because every time I tried, they screamed at me. Yes, pecans were screaming at me.

At least I know it wasn't just me because a couple of other people were having the same problem. So stay away from pecans today, I guess.

Sooooo thirsty. Why did I go into the ocean this morning? Now I look like this and all I want to do is drink everything. Also it was holy crap freezing, hello Atlantis maybe think about the weather before pushing out these urges.


[10 CHARACTERS wake up and are well, something is wrong with them. They feel the urge to get into the water where they turn into CRYPTIDS; they have some of their power too! Don't worry it only lasts 12 hours. || In the telling of the myth, Tiddalik awoke one morning with an unquenchable thirst, and began to drink until all the fresh water was greedily consumed. Creatures and plant life everywhere began to die due to lack of moisture]

I still find it surprising that my best friend and my fiancé share the same birthday. It does, however, make for planning a party much easier, or one might argue more complicated.

Happy Birthday, Rose.

Happy Birthday, Neal.

ooc - Lissa would have sent invintation to a party hosted at Stone tonight for both Rose & Neals birthday to anyone who is friends or knows either of them.
Please pretend that went out at least 2 weeks ago - I just forgot

(5pm Atlantis time, after alerts)

Well, fuck.

So, the photobooths are not the TARDIS, I checked. Was disappointed until I wasn't - highly recommend trying one out if you're interested in talking to your suspiciously absent wife for a little while. Or, I guess, it's totally possible you'll end up talking to my wife as well, which I still highly recommend because she's fantastic.

[MAGICIANS COLLECTIVE (Magicians + family members and significant others)]

Hi, so I don't know if you've all heard, but there are vicious vampires (Strigoi, if we're being specific - but it's not dead on to the Romanian "myths") attacking people. So far only a few serious injuries and no deaths, but they're still on the loose. It's a work in progress. I'm helping this deliciously broody Assassin try and catch them, so if I'm not around much, it's cause I'm a big fucking hero.

Anyway that's your warning - don't be the next victim, keep a silver stake on you and practice sunlight and fire spells. Kay? Kay.

[FRAY]

I've never been one for strict fatherly curfews - but I want you inside at night. Please? The house, house. Don't start with "but father, I have magic", I know, and a few of the people attacked have been total badasses, so just humor me and stay inside or have a buddy system when you're out?

[QUENTIN]

Genuinely not fucking around when I say do not get your ass hurt, Coldwater. Do not do anything dumb. Don't go be heroic vampire hunter (as hot as that would be) and don't be putting yourself in unnecessary danger. Okay? Good. Glad we had this talk.

[Strigoi Team 3: Eliot Waugh & Lissa Dragomir]

As soon as I can get someone here to watch over Leonardo, I am heading to where he was attacked, outside the Louvre. I want to see if these things leave the kind of trail that only an Assassin's eye can see. Can you two meet me there?

[FILTERED TO FRIENDS]

Leonardo and a few others have been attacked by some kind of vampires. I am tasked with helping track down the creatures that did it, but Leonardo needs a little assistance and protection in my absence. Mostly protection. If one of you with fighting skills can help, just until these villains are caught, I would be eternally grateful. He will likely stay in the hospital overnight, but I would still feel better if someone with a weapon was nearby.

I don't even have a goddamn facebook account why me why this

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[PLOT: ONE CHARACTER EACH wakes up in Farmville! Don't worry, it only lasts 12 hours.]

Forever enjoying the ability to make green plants grow, because this snow is basically eternal and I'm so tired of it.

( Sydney )

( Cut )

I've got this friend back home, luckiest fucker you will ever meet in your life, but like, that kind of magic requires bad luck go somewhere? Basically what I'm saying is if there's somebody here with the shittiest luck today, I am actually a little sorry. Not a lot, because I am RARELY this lucky and I definitely needed an influx of cash and all this free shit. But still. Sorry.

[FILTERED TO MAGICIANS + SYDNEY]

If any of you assholes need something, you might be able to bring me wherever it is and I can get it for you. Maybe. No fucking promises!

Hey friends. This morning, I’m going to get all educational up in your asses, hope you’re ready.

The topic today (which you’ll probably ignore because humans are dickbags when it comes to the environment and anything to do with actually keeping the world running effectively) is the wetlands.

So. Who likes water? Well, the wetlands help fill the sources of 82% of your drinking water (if you live in America on earth, that is). Boom: save the wetlands.

Who likes not drowning? Wetlands help store floodwater to keep it from breaching into towns and cities along waterways. Boom: save the wetlands.

Who likes not swimming with garbage? Since (again) humans are dickbags when it comes to the environment and anything to do with actually keeping the world running effectively, pollution is a big deal. Wetlands have natural filtering capabilities that help keep waterways clean. Boom: save the wetlands.

Who likes food? Wetlands provide food like cranberries, blueberries, fish and rice. Boom: save the fucking wetlands.

And that brings me to the most important reason: these cute assholes live in near wetlands. You may not care if the world comes hurtling to a fiery end, because life is a mystery and time is an illusion, but those little things deserve more.

The Abominable Snowman has been freaking out over little things lately.

I think he has anxiyeti.


(Could someone please find me some acorns and seeds to eat? I'm peckish.)

If a child refuses to take a nap, are they resisting a rest?

Wanna hear something really wild, come find me. My voice coming outta this face is bloody weird. I'll probably need saving from Louis soon anyway.

So you know that dance plague in France 1518 where people wouldn't (couldn't) stop dancing and even died from several conditions associated with the inability to stop dancing for days?

I always thought it was a spell.

...Anyone find a counter between then and now?

Now that I've had a chance to get my feet under me...

Hello Atlantis. Name's Howard Stark. You may have heard of me.