Feb. 25th, 2019 at 8:14 PM
It has come to my attention that I have been sorely lacking in my duties as Tooth Fairy, and I would like to make up for this disgraceful dereliction of duty. Parents/guardians I would like for you to submit to me a list of your children's teeth loss (with attached evidence where possible) so I can proceed to restitute the financial amount correspondent to the number of lost teeth. Please do this as soon as you are able. I vow not to let this go on any longer; from now on all exchanges of teeth for a symbolic amount of money will be made within twenty four hours of the tooth's placement under the pillow.
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I saw you early this morning, the sun had not yet risen, rounding the houses of my children whose responsibility to ensure their fair participation in the tooth economy and healthy lifestyle falls to ME. Stop this. I am the Tooth Fairy here and you are trespassing on my territory.