Second Chances: the Network

If I was ever given the opportunity to time travel, I'd go back and speak to the sadist who invented glitter. Which was a guy named Henry Ruschmann, for the record. At least, he was responsible for the plastic crap you find in your hair a week later. Thanks, Henry.

I can already hear the arguments that time travel could be used for more fulfilling and altruistic purposes. But I have a rebuttal for all your arguments, before you go there.