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Stiles Stilinski ([info]yourplanssuck) wrote in [info]chances_net,
@ 2024-07-06 21:15:00

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Entry tags:julie and the phantoms: alex mercer, kitty norville: kitty norville, marvel: may parker (mcu), teen wolf: stiles stilinski, the expanse: james holden, ~ex: marvel kid loki (mcu), ~ex: marvel sylvie (mcu)

Network Post : Stiles Stilinski
If I was ever given the opportunity to time travel, I'd go back and speak to the sadist who invented glitter. Which was a guy named Henry Ruschmann, for the record. At least, he was responsible for the plastic crap you find in your hair a week later. Thanks, Henry.

I can already hear the arguments that time travel could be used for more fulfilling and altruistic purposes. But I have a rebuttal for all your arguments, before you go there.



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[info]aunt_may
2024-07-06 11:31 am UTC (link)
Glitter has certainly been a problem here.

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[info]yourplanssuck
2024-07-06 11:34 am UTC (link)
Don't even get me started on the birds. Not that I'm advocating for actual dead birds lining the streets. Kind of cool, but pretty gruesome. I just want to know how the powers that be came to the conclusion that glitter was a good alternative.

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[info]aunt_may
2024-07-06 11:38 am UTC (link)
I'm still bitter about the glitter that trailed me everywhere when I was cursed.

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[info]yourplanssuck
2024-07-06 11:40 am UTC (link)
I forgot about that. See, what is it about this place? If there really is a pattern to the glitter I will be so unimpressed.

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[info]kittynorville
2024-07-06 02:45 pm UTC (link)
Try getting it out of your teeth.

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[info]yourplanssuck
2024-07-06 02:51 pm UTC (link)
Stop eating the death birds, Kitty. They probably have diseases.

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[info]kittynorville
2024-07-06 02:52 pm UTC (link)
It was them or me. My teeth were sharper than anything they had.

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[info]yourplanssuck
2024-07-06 02:58 pm UTC (link)
Have you had your shots?

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[info]kittynorville
2024-07-06 03:00 pm UTC (link)
Shit. You should probably get on that.

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(no subject) - [info]yourplanssuck, 2024-07-06 03:04 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kittynorville, 2024-07-06 03:10 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]yourplanssuck, 2024-07-06 03:12 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kittynorville, 2024-07-06 03:18 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]yourplanssuck, 2024-07-06 03:19 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kittynorville, 2024-07-06 03:26 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]yourplanssuck, 2024-07-06 03:27 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kittynorville, 2024-07-06 03:29 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]yourplanssuck, 2024-07-06 03:34 pm UTC

[info]donquixote
2024-07-06 02:47 pm UTC (link)
Okay but now I want to hear some of these rebuttals.

Stop Lincoln's assassination:

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[info]yourplanssuck
2024-07-06 02:57 pm UTC (link)
Lincoln’s assassination led to what was at that point one of the largest man hunts in history. You could argue a lot was learned about effective methods for hunting killers came about as a result.

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[info]donquixote
2024-07-06 03:02 pm UTC (link)
Okay, this is just fun.

The Emu War - go back and talk people out of starting shit in the first place.

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[info]yourplanssuck
2024-07-06 03:07 pm UTC (link)
The way the emus responded to the guns taught us a lot we didn’t previously know about emu behavior. A big leap forward in scientific knowledge.

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(no subject) - [info]donquixote, 2024-07-06 03:16 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]yourplanssuck, 2024-07-06 03:21 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]donquixote, 2024-07-06 03:27 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]yourplanssuck, 2024-07-06 03:28 pm UTC

[info]villr
2024-07-06 05:59 pm UTC (link)
What would you do if you found him? Try to convince him? Sounds like a mad genius to me. They don't usually stop just because you asked.

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[info]yourplanssuck
2024-07-06 10:26 pm UTC (link)
I can be pretty persuasive.

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[info]villr
2024-07-06 11:01 pm UTC (link)
Right, but he invented glitter. You're up against fame and fortune here.

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[info]yourplanssuck
2024-07-06 11:06 pm UTC (link)
I've been up against worse.

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(no subject) - [info]villr, 2024-07-06 11:17 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]yourplanssuck, 2024-07-06 11:19 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]villr, 2024-07-07 03:21 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]yourplanssuck, 2024-07-07 03:23 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]villr, 2024-07-07 04:10 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]yourplanssuck, 2024-07-07 04:43 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]villr, 2024-07-07 05:04 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]yourplanssuck, 2024-07-07 05:07 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]villr, 2024-07-07 10:55 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]yourplanssuck, 2024-07-07 10:56 pm UTC

[info]unequal
2024-07-06 06:07 pm UTC (link)
start going through all your possible rebuttals and i’ll see if you have one to go with my argument.

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[info]yourplanssuck
2024-07-06 10:26 pm UTC (link)
Why would I do that?

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[info]unequal
2024-07-06 10:52 pm UTC (link)
considering you so confidently proclaimed you had prepared rejoinders, i thought i would call you on your bluff.

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[info]yourplanssuck
2024-07-06 11:00 pm UTC (link)
Calling me on my bluff would involve having an argument I didn't have one for.

Whenever you're ready.

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(no subject) - [info]unequal, 2024-07-06 11:05 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]yourplanssuck, 2024-07-06 11:09 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]unequal, 2024-07-06 11:14 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]yourplanssuck, 2024-07-06 11:23 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]unequal, 2024-07-07 01:42 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]yourplanssuck, 2024-07-07 01:44 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]unequal, 2024-07-07 03:19 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]yourplanssuck, 2024-07-07 03:22 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]unequal, 2024-07-07 04:31 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]yourplanssuck, 2024-07-07 04:42 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]unequal, 2024-07-07 04:57 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]yourplanssuck, 2024-07-07 04:59 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]unequal, 2024-07-07 05:03 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]yourplanssuck, 2024-07-07 05:13 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]unequal, 2024-07-07 05:22 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]yourplanssuck, 2024-07-07 09:26 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]unequal, 2024-07-07 10:43 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]yourplanssuck, 2024-07-07 10:44 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]unequal, 2024-07-07 10:48 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]yourplanssuck, 2024-07-07 10:51 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]unequal, 2024-07-07 10:53 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]yourplanssuck, 2024-07-07 10:55 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]unequal, 2024-07-07 10:59 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]yourplanssuck, 2024-07-07 11:04 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]unequal, 2024-07-07 11:05 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]yourplanssuck, 2024-07-07 11:08 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]unequal, 2024-07-07 11:10 pm UTC

[info]alexmercer
2024-07-07 12:34 am UTC (link)
Consider, though:




Edible glitter.

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[info]yourplanssuck
2024-07-07 12:36 am UTC (link)
Okay you can't just come in here showing off with your good ideas.

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[info]alexmercer
2024-07-07 12:38 am UTC (link)
Sorryyyyyyy!

Now I want to make shiny cupcakes.

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[info]yourplanssuck
2024-07-07 12:47 am UTC (link)
Is that actually a thing, though? Or is just food safe glitter? Because that is two different things and I feel like that stuff isn't actually meant to be eaten en masse.

Can you do cupcakes? Have you got an Alex safe recipe?

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(no subject) - [info]alexmercer, 2024-07-07 12:51 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]yourplanssuck, 2024-07-07 12:54 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]alexmercer, 2024-07-07 01:01 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]yourplanssuck, 2024-07-07 01:04 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]alexmercer, 2024-07-07 01:22 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]yourplanssuck, 2024-07-07 01:25 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]alexmercer, 2024-07-07 01:28 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]yourplanssuck, 2024-07-07 01:31 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]alexmercer, 2024-07-07 01:33 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]yourplanssuck, 2024-07-07 01:34 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]alexmercer, 2024-07-07 01:37 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]yourplanssuck, 2024-07-07 01:39 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]alexmercer, 2024-07-07 02:01 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]yourplanssuck, 2024-07-07 02:05 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]alexmercer, 2024-07-07 02:11 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]yourplanssuck, 2024-07-07 02:13 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]alexmercer, 2024-07-07 02:30 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]yourplanssuck, 2024-07-07 02:31 am UTC


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