I don't... I just... listen, one day you're trying to get your math homework done because you're being lazy about it, then you find a coin and you pick it up, and you're in Atlantis of all places. That's pretty crazy to begin with. Like, I'm still trying to wrap my head around it; I get how realities and dimensions work, theoretically at least, so I can sorta try to grasp it. It's about out of this world, but I'm cool with it.
And then I am told I may be from a comic book, or a movie, or the back of a cereal box or something, so... that's a bit disheartening.
...But then today I am now on a giant waffle. I don't... it's warm and soft and fluffy, so it feels kinda nice actually, but I'd really like to get down now. How do you even... are there regulations for this? There has to be regulations for this. I'm pretty sure a waffle with people laying on it completely goes against every health code on the planet.
Alright, well, I'm tired of ... waffling about, so I'm going to figure this out.