The weirdest thing happened to me today at lunch and I know saying something is weird around here doesn't necessarily mean anything snce it's always weird but still. I was at a salad bar and I put pecans on my salad. I couldn't eat them though because every time I tried, they screamed at me. Yes, pecans were screaming at me.
At least I know it wasn't just me because a couple of other people were having the same problem. So stay away from pecans today, I guess.