November 2015




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Oct. 3rd, 2015


Public, Jules B



[Text to Jules B]
[A few minutes later.]


Sep. 27th, 2015


Aubrey R, Mingmei S, Jules B

[Text to Aubrey R]

Are you done being a butt now?

[Text to Mingmei S]

How are you? You aren't hurt are you?

[Text to Jules B]

I have more beach in my life.

Aug. 23rd, 2015


Jules B

[Text to Jules B]

How's my girl?

Jul. 23rd, 2015



[Mina M. it locks to "Ballerina"]
[As Griffin.]

Pretty dancer, hello!

[Jules B.]
[His name appears as a smudged "joKer"]

Will you come back?

Jul. 4th, 2015



Jules B )

Aubrey R )

Mingmei S )

Jun. 16th, 2015




I've never had allergies in my life until now. How the hell do people deal with the onslaught of tree bukkake?

Since I'm stuck inside and cranky, let's argue. Give me ANY viewpoint, and I'll tell you why you're wrong.



I'm beginning to think that 5am yoga might be a little too early for me.

Jun. 8th, 2015


Ezra B; Public; Hal J

[Ezra B/Jules B]
[In the wake of her being so gallantly and swoonworthy-ly rescued by a certain Green Lantern from this explosion. There were quite literally hundreds, if not thousands, of voicemail/texts/messages sent to Ezra over the course of a few days. Highlight reel. )

[Public: (And unfortunately for her drunk ass) as Ana G]
[Edit: changed after she hears from Ezra.]
Who here does the whole finding missing people thing? Ezra is still a missing people. He's not dead. A bounty hunter, maybe? He'd think that was fucking cool.

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

[Hal J/Ana GJules B]
heyyyy sorry for radio silence. Thanks for being all super good guy.

Jun. 4th, 2015



I found that wymyns dream interpretation book I won in a completely legal bet. Anyone looking for some meaning? I will warn you, it appears to be that most dreams are nothing more than impending slavery to dicks or that you're about to start your period.

[The Bards]

I can hear that sneezing all the way from the ladies locker room. Who is it? I don't need a cold right now. I feel like I'm getting a sore throat.

Also, we SHOULDN'T do a HxC title promo at that VERY PUBLIC funeral on Monday, right?

[Text: Hal J/"Bat Facts"]

[From a burner phone she picked up at the sketchy bodega downstairs. Flood of texts incoming.]

Thank you for signing up for Bat Facts! You will now receive fun daily facts about bats! /\^._.^/\

The Pallid Bat (Antrozous pallidus) has glands on its face that can produce a musky odor, similar to a skunk, which may be used for defense. Though one of the larger North American bats, its tendency to fly low to the ground searching for scorpions makes it vulnerable to many predators. (To cancel Daily Bat Facts, please reply: BatCancel)

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May. 29th, 2015



Ha! Guess who escaped your clutches, witchy wishgranter!

May. 27th, 2015


Jules B, Aubrey R

[Text to Aubrey R]

Are you okay? Mingmei is back!

[Locked to Jules B]

Are you okay?

May. 26th, 2015



Before chipmunk karaoke? Fucking bullshit.

May. 10th, 2015


Locks and Public!

[Selina K]

How many selfies does Jason have of himself in the Batsuit?

[Jason T]

I fucking died again!

[Babs G]

Well then. I'm only ever wearing this if we bedazzle the back to say "Talk shit, Get Hit."

[Bruce W]

I'd like to come home.

[Eddie N]

Thanks for not trying to kill me anymore.

[Stephie B]

Don't we have some kind of hug scheduled?

[Gwen S]

Bacon wrapped hot dogs.


Ah just a small public service announcement - The door in the hotel that says "Namaste" over it - if you go in just stick to the beachy areas and don't forget to push the buttons.

May. 9th, 2015



uuuuuhhh so i can't get out of this place?

May. 4th, 2015



It has to be done.

May the fourth be with you.

Apr. 30th, 2015


Public; Ezra B



Yeah. You.

You totally want some Chinese food. You also want to tip the delivery girl VERY WELL.* Lobby delivery available until 4am. You probably shouldn't get anything with broccoli in it. You really don't want to know why, but this is LIFE. SAVING. INFO. For real. BELIEVE THAT!

Mention #RIPPerrito and get 61.9% off - TOO SOON! half off. You have to say 'Hashtag' or 'Pound Sign'. He would have appreciated it. And then spit beer in your face.

* - This is NOT hypnosis. She** needs rent money.
** - She =/= Me.***
*** - Maybe?

[Ezra B]

Why in the fucking fuckity fuckfuck omgggggg is DELIRIOUS emailing me about you not replying to him?!

Apr. 20th, 2015



Anyone out there up for a grown-ups night out? I managed a sitter for Friday and Saturday, and I need to get out of the house and pub before I tear more of my hair out.

Apr. 14th, 2015


quicklog: Ezra/Jules - Star Wars

Who: The Bards
What: Exploring. Becoming Darth Sexay & Darth 2 Hotty?
Where: Star Wars - Coruscant
When: Now-ish? After Jules gets back from Lost.
Warnings: Swearing, probably.

It was a planet of connections and commerce, of poets and politicos, of blackmail and blackmarkets. )

Apr. 13th, 2015


Jules B (+ Ash D)

[Locked to Jules B (+ Ash D)]

Jules? I saw your hottie face on a poster. I didn't know you were here, baby. Ash is here too. She's on the lock.

Apr. 4th, 2015



[Private to Jules B.]

Hey. You around?


Where do I sign up to be a villain goon?

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