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Oct. 27th, 2015



It's really unfortunate when important things go missing and get sent all over the place to the wrong people. I've got something that doesn't belong to me, and am hoping that its as easy as tradsies to get something I'm missing back. But I'm guessing not.

Found: Lovely locket with pictures of lovely people.

Lost: Cheap gold band on an even cheaper chain, its a little scuffed and nicked, and the chain is something one might hang dog tags from. I'm super classy. If you try and hock it you'll get laughed at, word of warning.

Oct. 4th, 2015


Comm: Clint B; Natasha R

[Comm: Clint B, Natasha R]

I can't believe we're the grown ups.

I mean. Just stop and think about that for a minute. Let that sink in.

Natasha will literally run everyone into the ground with glee, Clint will charge everyone for the pleasure, and I'll spend the money on massage chairs for the quinjet I just acquired.

You guys. Some people should be allowed to have power. And some people are us.

The only other person besides the three of us collectively that shouldn't have ultimate power are either one of us on our own - or like....Logan.

Also. Where are we on the massage chairs? Yes? Definitely Yes? Mother Fucking Yes?

Sep. 24th, 2015



I better get Starwood points for this.

Jul. 27th, 2015


Public, Locked: Steve R

Fucking Netflix, man. I need to get up off this couch.


[Steve R]

Clint isn't around.

Jul. 6th, 2015


Bruce B, Tony S, Peggy C + Clem M + Bobbi M

[Bruce B]

How are the next steps?

ETA: Explain why you're in a lab in Gotham?

[Tony S]

You've got precisely eight minutes until I ask how you are.

[Peggy C + Clem M + Bobbi M]

Decimated buildings aside, it strikes me a reunion of sorts might be welcome. How do you all feel about drinking?

Jun. 26th, 2015


Clint B

Since it's been a bit and you're obviously not going to check up on me, I'm going to check up on you in the most passive aggressive way possible. How am I doing in that endeavor?

Jun. 24th, 2015


Please fuzzy this timeline - public

Fire, Helicopter and the Brit, are you here?

Jun. 11th, 2015


[Many and assorted messages...]

[It was a fair amount of time before he calmed down enough to be himself again. And to be very appreciative for a pants design that no longer left him completely naked upon changing back. It did leave him only half clothed and stuck... somewhere, but at least it was summer and he wasn't going to freeze. And he had his notebook.]

I am really hoping you're alright. He lost track of you.

[Separate messages to those that pop into his head: Sharon, Natasha, Bobbi, Pepper (and then he realizes they're all women, wtf Banner)]
Are you alright?


James? Are you alright? I remember you and planes and I want to make sure you weren't in one that I

[...a pen press.] Do I need to be a doctor, or can I ask something as not a doctor?

Jun. 8th, 2015


Marvel Comms (All)

[Some crackling. JARVIS has to do a lot of work to try to bridge the various comm lines, and he's been cut off from most of the places he's used to being (example a: Tony's suit). He manages to join the Avengers comms, those from other doors on the line, and localized aid in Stark Tower, just in time for some real chaos. Peggy coughs into the line through smoke and dust: an inauspicious beginning.

Smoke and debris is now billowing out from the center levels of Stark Tower after the explosion in one of the main labs. On the ground, HYDRA agents not bright enough to make themselves scarce in the chaos have all either retreated into small pockets of resistance, or are quickly being taken into custody by arriving National Guard.]

Sound off, please. Bloody hell. Is the building coming down?

Jun. 7th, 2015


Comm: Clint/Bobbi

[Before she leaves SHIELD HQ - As she's suiting up - before she blows her cover. But there's plenty of chaos all around, so she's checking in, quickly. Her voice is hurried, and quiet, she's walking. Quickly.]

Hey Sport, you there?

Jun. 5th, 2015


[Marvel: Gwengeance - NYC (Post 2 of 2)]

[A good 15 minutes after Tony calls for help, JARVIS in Stark Tower issues a general distress alarm and the building goes into lockdown.

Fire breaks out on the lower levels, and anyone already in the building is locked where they are as a several highly-trained teams, in successive waves, attempt to get up to Tony Stark's lab, storming each level one at a time.

JARVIS issues informational calls to NYC law enforcement and fire dispatch. Local heroes are also connected with those on site. Known heroes who volunteer help on the journals are issued a phone number of instructions that guide them to earpiece comms, if they don't already have them.

JARVIS, broadcast NYC-area comms:]

Be advised that an unknown hostile force had opened fire in Stark Tower.

Jun. 2nd, 2015


Locks: Flash, Clint, Steve

[Flash T]

I'm sorry to bother you boo, but your debrief paperwork is literally four lines long, three of which are redacted, and that can't be all of it. Can you tell me who actually talked to you so I can follow a real paper trail around here? Preferably the smelly one.

[Clint B]

It's my second day back and I'm down two peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. I know it isn't you, did you have an apprentice I need to put in a chokehold?

[Steve R]

I'm back on the clock. I'll let you know what I find out.

Jun. 1st, 2015


Bobbi M, Peter P, ETA: Tony S, Jason T

[During this.]

[Locked to Bobbi M]
Bobbi, I need your help.

[Locked to Peter P]

ETA: [Locked to Tony S]

ETA 2.0: [Locked to Jason T]
Jason, hello. Peter suggested I contact you.

May. 26th, 2015


Locks and Public!

[Steve R - After seeing the news]

I would have thought by now someone would have arranged a playdate for us. But it would seem everyone is a little shy, or there's some secret competition for best hair, or best legs, going on and everyone knew I'd be a shoe in so they decided to keep me at arms length. Sheisty Avengers that they are.

Hi, I'm Bobbi Morse, codename Mockingbird, Also Agent 19, also an Avenger and technically the "co-leader" of the West Coast Avengers, but we all know I'm actually in charge. Clint is just there to look grouchy.

Before arriving here in weird hotel land I was doing some hard time undercover within a HYDRA cell that was parked inside SHIELD, that's kind of my specialty, the undercover bit.

Abilities: numerous and awesome. Brains: PhD in Biology, but you don't have to call me Doctor. I'm a trained SHIELD agent, etc etc etc. Brawn: Hand to hand combat queen, I'm the tallest gymnast you'll ever meet (six feet tall barefoot, you should see me in my gogo boots), preferred weapons are Dolly and Liza which aren't your every day batons, but I'll show you what they can do later.

Super Powers: None. But....Enhancements - this is where it gets a little tricky, you might understand tricky better than most, being Captain America and all.

I got injured on a mission a few years back, so rather than, you know, letting nature take its course they injected me with an experimental serum which was a mixture of Super Soldier Serum (yes that stuff) and Infinity Serum (do they have that where you come from?).

Good news: injuries healed, no wrinkles (I'm older than I look - don't worry you still win the age and beauty contest), I can throw cars.

Bad news: we're not sure yet. None to speak of thus far. But I'm skeptical, there's always bad news. I'm keeping an eye on it. Blood tests etc. I didn't give the okay for this. Was not pleased. But I'm mostly over it, and hey, I can throw cars. Not as far as you can. But I'm working on it. Also enhanced agility, etc.

I can also tie a cherry stem in a knot with my tongue.

Why am I telling you all this? Because I want to help my friend who is currently big and green. We have a matinee schedule to stick to. And it's my turn to pick. I was going to take him to see Fury Road, but I'm thinking given the current situation we should stick to Dreamworks. Or something really boring. I'm sure Nicholas Sparks has a crapfest out. It's summer. OH! Tomorrowland looks good too.

So, if you need help, I'm around to help. If you need references, Nat, Clint, Sharon, Dr. B (when he's mellower), and all animals love me.

Oh! I used to be married to Clint. But don't hold that against me in the brains department. ;)

Other talents include talking a lot and karaoke.

[Clint B]

Hey, Sport.

[Natasha R]

OMG I had residual Nat jealousy in my not!Dream. It's been a while. Like years. Lets hug. Later because we seem to have a Hulk issue that I am butting my way into whether anyone likes it or not. But lets hug.

[Public - And not anon]

Where's my duet partner?


Peggy C, Sharon C, James B, Tony S, Flash T, Gwen S, Matt M, Natasha R, Avengers+

[After falling asleep in the middle of all of his previous conversations, and just after seeing Selina's post (and the news).]

[Locked to Peggy C]
Did you make it through okay?

[Locked to Sharon C]
Well. That was fun.

[Locked to James B]
Hey, how was it?

[Locked to Tony S]
I was going to ask you about your dream, but maybe I should save it.

[Locked to Flash T]
I'm sorry I lost you in that conversation. Are you doing alright?

[Locked to Gwen S]
How are you doing, Gwen?

[Locked to Matt M]
That was the hotel.

[Locked to Natasha R]
Doing okay, Nat?

[Locked to Avengers+: Tony S + Bruce B + Thor + Natasha R + Clint B + James B + Peggy C + Sharon C + Wanda M + Billy K + Peter P, ETA: Teddy A, Bobbi M]
I hope everyone made it out the other side alright. You might've heard about the Hulk. We're looking for him now.

May. 10th, 2015


lock: clint barton

[Clint B]

I did that thing where I stayed up all night watching Gregory Peck movies. Now the sun is up. Breakfast?

May. 4th, 2015



It has to be done.

May the fourth be with you.

Apr. 26th, 2015


It may only be 63 degrees, but I don't care. Sun's out. Guns out.

Apr. 20th, 2015



Anyone up for some target practice?

Apr. 14th, 2015


Tequila is the devil's drink. Everyone put an APB out on my shoes.

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