November 2015




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Mar. 2nd, 2015


Locked: Tony S - Public


Is there a phone out there in existence any longer that simply makes telephone calls and does nothing else? Just curious.

[Tony S]

Mr. Stark, do you have a moment?

Feb. 16th, 2015


Locked: Jarvis/Anon Wish Giver

Well I'm not sure how you managed it on such short notice, but the cricket tickets are appreciated - but I believe I should know who is to accompany me should the unthinkable actually occur.

Feb. 14th, 2015


[wish: edwin jarvis]

[An International Championship for England's Cricket Team. It's a wish rather removed from the wisher, not truly affecting him in any way. But the wish granter likes it, likes the simplicity of it.

The 2015 Cricket World Cup is being jointly hosted by Australia and New Zealand, from Valentine's Day through the end of March, which is rather surprisingly good timing though rather poor location-wise. Nonetheless, Mr. E. Jarvis receives (via post) a thick envelope of heavy card stock, and within are tickets. A pair of them. For VIP seats to the first of England's matches. And (because generosity feels good, some spending cash for food and souvenirs). Included with the tickets and money is a sheet of paper with the following:

Beginning at any point three hours before the match, hold at least one of the tickets in your hand and open any door. You will be taken to the match. Once it is complete (at any point up until 24 hours after the match ends), hold the ticket stub in your hand and open any door to be returned home. If you wait longer than 24 hours, or if you lose the stub, you will have to find your own way to return to New York.

You will receive a new pair of tickets prior to every game in the tournament. You are welcome to attend as many or as few as you wish.

Please enjoy, Edwin Jarvis. And Happy Valentine's Day.

England will, indeed, go on to win the Championship at the end of March.]

Feb. 9th, 2015


Locked: Pepper Potts and Public

[Pepper Potts]

Hello, Ms. Potts.


It is absolutely freezing, if Howard Stark shows up here, I'll make sure he personally apologizes for what I'm told is called climate change and the massive part I'm sure he had in it.

Feb. 3rd, 2015


[E Jarvis]

Edwin is a rather old-fashioned name these days.

Jan. 31st, 2015



I'm not at all surprised to see that the trend of building upward when attempting to overpopulate a small island continues. It is tradition after all.

Jan. 23rd, 2015


Public from E. Jarvis (backwards ok.)

[Public. But he doesn't know its public. or that anyone can see this at all. Not yet.]

Well. I'm in a place called Stark Tower, which makes sense. What doesn't make sense is why it looks like all of my worst nightmares about what Mr. Stark's greatest dreams look like. Everything is shiny and blinks. I'm very uncomfortable and am either dead and have been sent to my own personal hell. Or I'm in the future.

Given activities as of late.

It could go either way.


E. Jarvis.

[Edited to Add:] Eggs. Borax. Lemon zester.