Rooms

Does anyone know where the Alice in Wonderland door is in the hotel? And what it looks like?

Maybe how you can get out once you're in?

[Public]

I'm looking for the gentleman with the high collar from the party talking to the Spanish woman.

[Locked to the HP Door residents]

All right, you lot? Is, um, everyone in the right door?

I'm pretty sure someone put the final paragraph of my essay on a top shelf where I can't reach it, but I don't want to jump to conclusions.

Okay, what is it with weird things showing up in this journal all of a sudden?

Hellooooo. Is this Tom Riddle?

[Public, as Remus Lupin]

So say someone was curious about going to another door. Any suggestions?

[Remus wondered if there was a point where being here would stop being strange. Different time, different faces, and his name meant something. Not just oh that bloke that follows around Sirius Black and James Potter. Luckily they seemed to know an older version, so his face didn't exactly stand out. Occasionally he got awkward questions, but on the whole he kept to his friends and skirted around the edges. He was always a little wary of questions about his werewolf side. Things were a little better after the initial pain of knowing he missed his chance to get close with Teddy. Perhaps it was for the best. Wouldn't it hurt more, losing him that fast then? Were people supposed to know their futures?

Those were the thoughts twirling in his head in the afternoon. He was sitting in the library in a quieter section, because even in a few decades there was so much more the Wizarding community learned. Remus wanted to keep ahead of the schoolwork instead of drowning in it. Which would be useful if he was actually doing any studying right then. No, instead he was fiddling around in the special journal he got from this 'hotel' nonsense. It was strange reading so many things that made very little sense to him. He liked it, in the sense that new things made him curious, but he was cautious too. At the moment he was sketching and not really using it any other way. It was a stolen quiet moment for the shy Marauder.]

What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

[After this.]

[Locked to Remus L]
Oi, Moony, want to get a head-start on the Astronomy assignment with me?

112 days. Let the countdown begin.

The first years are having their first year come Monday.

Some students should learn to keep their childish behaviour out of the public areas. Is that really so much to ask?

Who: Sirius and Remus
What: Bros being bros in the South of France
Where: A beach near Cannes, but not too near.
When: Recently
Warnings: Lots of swearing because Sirius. And also probably drinking. And general juvenile delinquency.

( It was a dark and stormy night )

[Public, as Ginny W.]

Someone has a bloody bad idea of a joke to give me a magical diary.

[Warded to Harry Potter door]

Anyone else seeing a few things on this and going 'what the bloody hell is going on over there'?

[Narrow, beautiful letters.]

Seventh year, at last.

[Public]

Day Two of Solitary Confinement in the Ravenclaw Tower:

Fluffy the Welsh Green has refused a peace treaty for the common room couch. Tensions are running high as pumpkin juice runneth low. Gerardo the Giant Squid demanded that I study early for Charms this year. Since when has he been in charge of my life? Just because he's got more arms on him, he thinks he can tell me what to do? Well, bugger that. I beat him at chess a day ago, making me Queen Supreme of not only the common room, but the Tower as a whole. Damn them all. If I must endure yet another night alone in this Tower, I will take all the pumpkin juice for myself. And, I won't even bother to study Charms! Well, maybe just a bit. After a nap.

[After this and the subsequent trip to Hogsmeade.]

[Locked to Hogwarts]

Location: Prefects' Bath, 5^th floor (password: Amortentia; yes, it is an odd one. I did not create it. Please do not tell me it is odd. I will jinx your toes to your eyebrows.)

Time: Sunset, 2 August

What: A birthday celebration for the Saviour of the Wizarding World, Harry Potter, & a bloke named Neville, hosted by your favourite Gryffindors, Sirius Black & James Potter, & that alright one, Remus Lupin

Formal attire most decidedly not recommended.
Drinks will be offered.

Exactly what rules do I have to follow when I'm forcibly removed from my time period and thrust into a world where I have met an untimely demise and am forced to spend summer holidays at school. I'll need a list.

[Marauders]

If I don't get an answer in 13 minutes exactly we are blowing this place. Guess what I found.

Please tell me that was a joke when I saw a calendar saying that the year was 1999.

The last time I started writing people in books, it didn't turn out so well.