November 2015




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Aug. 6th, 2015


[quicklog: harl and selina / the egyptian, dc]

Who: Selina and Harl
What: Harley wants to play blackjack.
Where: The Egyptian, DC
When: Before Harl goes to the women's shelter to get Ivy.
Warnings/Rating: TBD

That should cover a new paira shoes and a houseplant! )

Aug. 3rd, 2015


[ Public ]

So I'm out of the slammer now. u still here? Please don't be dead.

Aug. 2nd, 2015



[As Harley Q.]

Hey, what's the big idea? I never wanted to be Dorothy, I always wanted to be the chick in the bubble. Somebody point me back to Kansas?


[public from pamela i.]

I don't feel well. I don't feel right. Not at all. Is this supposed to happen?

Jun. 1st, 2015



[Post-Arkham Ka-blooey; a few days after the fact.]

awww! i didnt get my nails done 💅😭

May. 29th, 2015


Eddie N & Bruce W, Tony S, Harley Q, "cherry poison"

[Locked to Eddie N & Bruce W]
[After the Hulk search dead ends.] I go away for one day... Do you want resources?

[Tony S]
Good luck, tin man. I have a disaster at home.

[Public, anonymous]
Anyone out there with cherries weighing down their pockets?

[Harley Q]

Apr. 4th, 2015


Narrative/psychiatric evalution: Harley Q

Who: Harley Quinn
What: psych eval
Where: Arkham Asylum
When: nowish
Warnings/Rating: psychobabble

Patient I.D.: 008299271, Quinzel, Harleen )

Feb. 26th, 2015


eddie contacts a bunch of ladies basically

[Helena W.]

I need a break from Gotham. Have time to visit with an old, riddled friend?

[Harley Q.]

So, I had a chat with Joker before V-Day.

[Holly R.]

I'm going to worry in your general direction. Sound good?

[Penny R.]
[He finds her name while reading through Wayne business stuff and has never actually heard of her before. After checking to see if she was on the journals:]

There's only one shelter left in Gotham and the clinics are a joke, thanks to the hotel. Feeling overwhelmed yet?

Feb. 22nd, 2015


Harley Q, Gwen S, "Poughkeepsie"

[Fuzzy, fuzzy timelines.
As Hels.]
[Harley Q]

I want a hug. Where are you?

[Gwen S]

If I ever find out where the hotel keeps its brain, I'm punching it.


A+ on the wish granting.

Feb. 15th, 2015


[public, locks to bloody anon, gwen s]

[locked to bloody anon]

[Once notice of the money comes through.]

Alright. Maybe I was a little too suspicious for my own good.

[locked to gwen s]

You guessed my size. Is this a special skill of yours you never told me about?


If I see one more rich kid mow down a little old lady because he doesn't know red means stop, I'm going to shoot the tires out on every lambo I spot.

Feb. 14th, 2015


Wish: Harley Q (with presents for friends)

[Forever is a long time, but Queenie tried their best. In a medium sized red box waiting for her by her bed, satin white bow holding it closed, lay seven friendship bracelets. Yup. Friendship bracelets, of varying colors and designs, though there are a few that are flashier, for more discerning tastes.

For your friends is all the note inside the box says, but it’s signed with a heart. Yay, holidays.

The bracelets, when put on, fill the wearer with a sense of love and camaraderie specifically directed towards Harley, regardless of how the person feels about her or even if they knew her before they put it on. Declarations of love are common when wearing the bracelet – as is hugging – even if the wearer isn’t the type of person for such displays of affection. Nothing Harley does or says will change these feelings while the bracelet is on.

When the bracelet is pulled off, the feeling disappears immediately, with no negative effects to the person exactly (they don’t go from love to hate without it on, unless they already hate Harley – which would be mean) but it’s obvious the change in emotion is tied to the bracelet. How the wearer feels about that is up to them.

The bracelets are otherwise normal. They might fall off, they might break. Once broken, they cannot be mended or restored with the same properties.]

Feb. 10th, 2015


St. John A, Harley Q, "Pumps" Anon

[Locked: Toothsome/Gem]

Get a wish?

[Locked to Harley Q.]
[As Hels.]

Make a wish yet?

[Locked to "Pumps"]

It might be a little intimidating to open up and then have the person disappear. Just sayin'.

Feb. 3rd, 2015


harley q

Let's hear it.

Feb. 1st, 2015


eddie n: public


Simply a picture of this.

Jan. 26th, 2015



[Locked to Selina K]
here kitty kitty!! Did ya see what red did to lady lib? I think it's kinda pretty!

Jan. 7th, 2015


Mr. J, Kitty, Bman, Hels

[Locked to Mr. J]
puddin? that u?

[Locked to Kitty]
[Blink.] hi kitty

[Locked to B-man]
holdin up?

[Locked to Hels]
hi baby

Jan. 1st, 2015


Deliveries and a text

[Deliveries to: Bruce W, Selina K, Dick G, Stephanie B, Alfred P.]

[A card, stamped with AirMail and postmarked from Prague of all places. Inside is a simple Thank you, written in Helena's hand, and though the cards are identical, if checked they all show slight variations on the inside text to indicate that they're handwritten instead of simply copied. There's no return address on any of them.

Alfred's alone shows what might be a crumb. The cookies were damned good.]

[Delivery to Gwen S.]

[Gwen gets the same card as above, but on the inside hers says, Better late than never. Merry Christmas, -Hels and comes with a festively wrapped package. Inside is an empty photo album, so she might put new pictures of whatever she likes inside, a slouchy hat in bright purple, something a little science-y, something very science-y, and something fanciful.]

[Text to Harley Q.]

[A picture of a panty-clad hip.]


Harley Q.

Kitty might not be feeling so hot. You should take her some flowers.

Dec. 30th, 2014


harley q, jonathon c

[After this]

[Locked to Harley Q]
You sew all of those hideous jester outfits of yours, don't you?

[Locked to Jonathon C]
Its been awhile. I want to know if you're being a good witch or a bad witch.


eddie n., selina k., harley q.

[text to eddie n.]

[A selfie of her in the bathroom at the clinic wearing those purple scrubs (with green question marks!) that he'd gotten her for Christmas.]

[locked to selina k.]

Good Christmas?

[locked to harley q.]

I definitely need somewhere to wear those earrings.

[locked to dick g.]

So apparently someone donated a shit ton to my clinics. Now who could that be? ♥

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