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Jules Bard ([info]partsunknown) wrote in [info]rooms,
@ 2015-06-08 07:18:00
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Ezra B; Public; Hal J
[Ezra B/Jules B]
[In the wake of her being so gallantly and swoonworthy-ly rescued by a certain Green Lantern from this explosion. There were quite literally hundreds, if not thousands, of voicemail/texts/messages sent to Ezra over the course of a few days.

- "WILL YOU FUCKING REPLY ALREADY?"
- "Yeah, I'm okay, thanks for asking. >:/"
- "WTF happened? Where are you? Call me YESTERDAY. We'll go to the waffle house and sling hash."
- "THEY DIDN'T FIND YOUR BODY SO WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?"
- "If this is some sick trick to get me to go HBK on the world, it's fucking working."
- "I've broken like six chairs and a table. A whole dining room set. I'm banned from IKEA. Fuck Sweden. Guess I need to hit up Pottery Barn."
- "OMG THIS SHIT WITH HYDRA?! WTF ARE YOU WATCHING THIS?!"
- "We should have gone home. I should have taken better care of you."
- "There's a cat in the alley by work. He's used. obvs. Loves lo mein. Missing an ear, but cute as hell, and you can't teach that. We could name him Cauliflower."
- "I don't even want to watch Edge or Nakamura. I miss you."
- "I'm really scared. The last time we went this long without talking, you were in Japan. Well, and that one time, but goddamnit that was the stupidest fucking Rock promo and you KNOW it."
- "Okay, maybe the promo wasn't that bad. Will you just yell at me about it?"
- "Dude, Princess Stupidface thinks it was that shit that was actually HYDRA or whatever. Like HYDRA is going to attack a fucking wrestling show."
- "'like omg do you think it was the same as the people that hit stark tower?' NO I DON'T FUCKING THINK WE'RE THAT IMPORTANT YOU STUCK UP COW!
- "No, I'm not actually talking to her. She asked me to tell the SHIMMER girls why she won't be there. Like I'm her fucking friend or something."
- "GOD SHE IS SO STUPID WTFFFFFF"
- "I went to a dentist class to find you. It was abscess day. I took notes, but fuck that noise. Also, they don't seem to care if some weird girl just sits in the back."
- "Ezra, please. I'm really fucking scared. Let me know you're okay."
- "You're missing leg day. You can't miss leg day."
- "HOW HAVE YOU NOT EVEN BEEN HOME YET? I've been to your place like ten times already!"
- "I made you an Iron Fist mask. You have to be alive to get it."
- "C'mon, man. AT LEAST TELL ME TO FUCK OFF!
- "The Kevin Hart lady said she saw you today. I don't believe her, because there's no way you'd go blonde, and you hated Krod Mandoon."
- "Even if you were blonde, and thought Kevin Hart was funny, I'd still want to be your fake wife."
- "FFSSSSSSSS PICK UP YOUR PHONE!"
- "seriously i cant take this anymore. i'm so worried"

[And FINALLY, because she's done. She's tapped out. There's nothing else left she can think of. She's been all over this city, and the police hadn't been the greatest help. And maaaaaaaaaaaybe she's a little drunk, because deep down she knows Ezra's probably dead.]

[Zach M/Ana G]
Do you remember the match we had that first summer at the fairgrounds? I thought we were going to die from heat exhaustion while we were setting up the ring before the show. You kept walking all the way down that stupid steep hill to get me water. I thought you were getting it for everyone, but you weren't, were you? That was the night, you know? I remember so clearly. You promised you'd always catch me. Everyone else is full of shit, but you meant it. And you always did catch me. Even when I did the stupidest shit. I do a lot of stupid shit. The worst was not being there for you, and now I can't. You're gone.

Please don't be dead. I don't know what to do without you. Talk to me. Something. Hide, hate me, anything as long as you let me know you're still here. You're my best friend, and the best husband, and the best tag team partner, and I and you need to stop being dead.


[Public: (And unfortunately for her drunk ass) as Ana G]
[Edit: changed after she hears from Ezra.]
Who here does the whole finding missing people thing? Ezra is still a missing people. He's not dead. A bounty hunter, maybe? He'd think that was fucking cool.

(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻


[Hal J/Ana GJules B]
heyyyy sorry for radio silence. Thanks for being all super good guy.

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