Rooms

Tequila is the devil's drink. Everyone put an APB out on my shoes.

Atlantic City, anyone? Clint's driving. I assume.

[ETA: Bruce B]

This is non-negotiable. Get your coat.

[ETA: Eddie N]

You've been holding out on me.

[ETA: Clint B]

We're gonna need a party bus, Sport.

[Phone Call]

Ring!

[Fuzzy timelines, shortly after this.]

[Avengers]

He let me go.

[Locked individually to: Marta F, Jane F, Evie S]

Are you well?

[After talking to an unnamed Bucky.]

Natasha?

[Max M.]

How's our girl?

[Pepper P.]

Ready for spring?

[Natasha R.]

Progress?

[Luke & Wren H.]

Are you well?

[Witchy]

Thank you.

[Billy K]

Did you make a wish?

[Bobbi M and Natasha R]

Are either of you staying at the Mansion? Avengers, not Xavier's.

[Avengers]

So if Thor's in an Asgardian Prison...Loki is....

A. On a date with Jane
B. Making Sweet sweet love to a stallion
C. Ruling Asgard
D. Other - please specify

What other kinds of problems is the Loki problem stacked on top of? Can I have a list?

[Loki]

Cheek bones! I need to talk to you about some child support I'm owed.

THANKS WANDARINI!!!

I feel really good. Thanks, cupid.

Iron-ically, I also caught a cold, somehow.

[Steve R.]

New problem! Test subjects.

[Time runs out before Anon gets a suitable answer from Natasha R, so she approximates. Delivered to the woman, wherever she is, appearing with her key to the hotel, is a little charm. It can be used twice, as the note accompanying it explains. Once to go back in time, to any date and any place, and once to go forward, to any date and place, so long as it falls after the first. She can go back to her Red Room days and return to the present. She can go visit Italy during the Renaissance and then choose to go only as far as the Russian Revolution of 1917.

The effects of altering history—of, say, seeing herself as a child (and the child seeing her), of changing the course of events remains to be seen.

The temporal visits can linger or fall through after a time. It's uncertain what it'll be, as most things with the hotel are.]

[Flash T and Clint B]

Hey, boys.

[Natasha R]

Do redheads wear red?

[Wanda M]

Get out your reddest red dress.

[Locked to Natasha R]

Are you being purposefully difficult?

[Locked: Tony S]

Tony, hi, you might not know me. My name is Bobbi. I'm an Avenger, I lead the West Coast Avengers with Clint, codename Mockingbird. PhD in biology, all around nice lady.

Former SHIELD operative. Currently unemployed almost ready to start looking for a job. Almost.

I need a website, deep shadow conditions. Cupidclint.com any suggestions on where to get such a thing? And how to make it the best most heavily trafficked website ever?

[Steve R]

Steve, hi. I'm Bobbi Morse. Like I just said to Tony, because you might be together and then you'll know I'm copying and pasting things, which now I'm officially not. In any case. Hi. I'm Bobbi. I'm an Avenger. We're pals, we get along. If you do know me, then you also know that I know about the fifty bucks I owe you. Noted. But no one, and I mean NO ONE NOT ONE PERSON ALIVE could have seen that one coming. Okay? Okay. You are just....I don't know. Psychic.

If you don't know what I'm talking about. It's to do with Beyonce. Somehow. I don't know HOW. You woke up one day and called me up and said "Bobbi, I think Bey is up to something." I told you you were nuts and, then I called Carol who called Sharon and we all said you were nuts, and you bet us all fifty bucks. And then Beyonce just went ahead and dropped an album out of nowhere. That day. What even, Steve? What. Even. Three blondes almost killed you that day. None of us have paid you.

[Thor]

Where's my favorite God of Thunder at? Did you know there's going to be a Magic Mike 2? Are you in it?

[Clint B]

You are so going to kill me.

PS. We have no Kate. The hell am I supposed to without a mini-Hawkeye? Can we put her outfit on Lola? See what happens?

[Natasha R]

Did you make a wish?

[And then Public as anything - from Bobbi M - because she doesn't know who else is here]

So are we enjoying being the wish granTORS or the granTEES the most?

Do I get to take off the mask when this is all over because I am telling you what little new wish friend, I wanna see. Big time. I wanna see.

Also there is nothing on TV right now. What's in your netflix queues I need to check out?

Tom Brady is as pretty as the next boy, but ain't no man worth sitting at home waiting four hours for pizza delivery.

[Natasha R]
Can I call you Nat?

I've traveled to a lot of places, but through time? That's new.

[mcuAvengers - Tony, Steve, Natasha, Thor, Clint (because he thinks they're all there)]
[After Tony's transportation returns him to New York. Somewhat pleased to find his Tower section is mostly the same.]

Hello.


[Jason Todd]

I'm still not entirely sure how this is supposed to work. But I was told to reach out to you and I'm attempting to go with the flow. [...] Hi.

[Max M]

How's the flower business?

[Natasha R]

Hey. Got time to continue the catching up?

[Gwen S]

Are you doing alright, Gwen? Is Peter?

[Tony S]

Thanks for the Christmas card. Was kind of hoping for the Stark phone.

[Wanda M]

Wanda?

[The Master of the Hand found little challenge in moving on the urban landscape. There was a proliferation of shadows, and the dead were as thick on the ground as the living, their silent vigil a gray weight of ever-watching eyes that followed his progress. He was accustomed to it, moved through it, and arrived where he needed to be with an acceptable expenditure of power. He did no investigating, touched nothing, respecting the confines of the home as he had not respected its walls and locks; he only waited.

The black hooded sweatshirt was little protection against the winter that still clung to the city, but it concealed all but his eyes, which was all that he needed. If he pushed it back, it was easy to imagine him drifting entirely into obscurity within moments.]