[News: Gotham]
[Gotham National Bank gets hit early Thursday morning, before the staff arrives for the day, and the five guards watching the premises all end up handcuffed to each other in the lobby, trying to move in unison. Their faces all bear the marks of red lipstick below the bags that obstruct their vision, and they've all been stripped down to their skivvies. They're uninjured, if very embarrassed. The security cameras are all on a very harmless loop, one that shows nothing happening at all.
The money in the bank's vault remains untouched. Though, you know, the vault itself is thrown wide open, just because. No, it's the safety deposit boxes that go missing. Not all of them. But the ones that belong to Gotham's smaller crime bosses? Gone. Notably, the big guys' boxes? They're all deliberately shuffled, but still in place and unopened.]
The money in the bank's vault remains untouched. Though, you know, the vault itself is thrown wide open, just because. No, it's the safety deposit boxes that go missing. Not all of them. But the ones that belong to Gotham's smaller crime bosses? Gone. Notably, the big guys' boxes? They're all deliberately shuffled, but still in place and unopened.]