Second Chances: the Network

The toddler with the knife tried really wanted my pop-tart.

Also, I'm really starting to hate how many things in this building try to kill us.

Oh HELL no. I've seen horror movies, the hot blonde always goes out either first or second. I'm hiding in my closet, my mom would be so proud.

Leave an egg in the mailbox or hang toilet paper on the front door, but I think I'm taking a break from Halloween this year. Between the catastrophe this morning and at least three people bringing me (really bad) replicas of the killer car as a "gift", I am already over today.

Okay, seriously? I just stopped seeing that gross pink sludge from that Spirit Puncher movie covering everything and it's like Murray's horror movie collection puked all over the building. Or it was. Look, all I wanted was to look super cute and maybe watch some scary movies with my boyfriend and it's just ruined. Way harsh, building!

You know, I already had a really strong dislike for vampires. When you wake up with Dracula hovering over you?

Am I going to turn into one? The bite's gone but