The following post is brought to you by a slow day at the office.
But first:
1) No, I'm not gathering ideas for future heists.
2) No, COS is not trying to recruit me.
3) Yes, I've spent hours upon hours pondering this very question.
If you could steal anything in the world (or other worlds, I guess) with no consequences, what would it be?
Would you keep it or try to sell it?
Choose a tangible object. No one wants to see abstract answers like "wisdom," "all the money in the world," or "her heart."
My choice, I guess, would end up being the
Mona Lisa no matter how obvious that is. It's not my favorite piece, but it has the most significance and relevance of any other piece of art in history. It's also right in our back yard, and yes, Peter, the thought has crossed my mind. You'd know I was lying if I said otherwise.
As for keeping it or not, I'd hang it up in plain sight right as the centerpiece of my very secret hidden room.