Save Atlantis RPG

Hey friends. This morning, I’m going to get all educational up in your asses, hope you’re ready.

The topic today (which you’ll probably ignore because humans are dickbags when it comes to the environment and anything to do with actually keeping the world running effectively) is the wetlands.

So. Who likes water? Well, the wetlands help fill the sources of 82% of your drinking water (if you live in America on earth, that is). Boom: save the wetlands.

Who likes not drowning? Wetlands help store floodwater to keep it from breaching into towns and cities along waterways. Boom: save the wetlands.

Who likes not swimming with garbage? Since (again) humans are dickbags when it comes to the environment and anything to do with actually keeping the world running effectively, pollution is a big deal. Wetlands have natural filtering capabilities that help keep waterways clean. Boom: save the wetlands.

Who likes food? Wetlands provide food like cranberries, blueberries, fish and rice. Boom: save the fucking wetlands.

And that brings me to the most important reason: these cute assholes live in near wetlands. You may not care if the world comes hurtling to a fiery end, because life is a mystery and time is an illusion, but those little things deserve more.

The Abominable Snowman has been freaking out over little things lately.

I think he has anxiyeti.


(Could someone please find me some acorns and seeds to eat? I'm peckish.)

I'm looking for volunteers for research regarding the testing of and implementation of a restorative serum from my world that will affect my powers. My job is to try to utilize my powers (pain, and removal of) on you while under various doses of said serum. Your job is to give me a quantifiable number describing the sensation and/or lack thereof.

Before we get started, I'll need to run a few tests to get an idea of your pain tolerance and sensitivity. At no point will I produce any amount of pain in you more intense than a persistent headache (around 3-4 on the pain scale out of 10), and the pain will dissipate as soon as you quantify it. Likewise, all numbness I produce in you will be temporary. I understand that this will be uncomfortable, but it's for a good cause, and all you people are heroes and should eat up good deeds like catnip.

No one under the age of 21. No one with active reoccurring pain such as a badly-healed injury or arthritis. I won't pay you, but I might spring for doughnuts. Please leave me a comment here with questions or to volunteer. I have one open spot (Leonardo da Vinci, Penny Adiyodi, Evie Frye).

EDITED TO ADD: All spots taken. Thank you.

[ Filtered to Thor ]
Are you going to be in Atlantis during the next few weeks? Another incident is brewing. Let's not have mistletoe waiting for my return to consciousness this time.

So you know that dance plague in France 1518 where people wouldn't (couldn't) stop dancing and even died from several conditions associated with the inability to stop dancing for days?

I always thought it was a spell.

...Anyone find a counter between then and now?

january 23, sam wakes from her coma

Penny Adiyodi + Sam Diaz-Adiyodi
G | Complete

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FILTERED to Magicians & Potterverse + Future 1 Next Gens

They're home. We've just gotten notice from medical.

Ugh.

And if I'm writing out a sound, you know it's bad. Being forced to face your fears in a dreamworld is both cliché and annoying. Still, I feel strangely better? Well-rested, at the very least.

[Reyes]

Shared experience and not just my imagination?

What the hell, I missed penguins AND squirrels? All I got was having to face a self-righteous murdering asshole ~sent by God~ (choke on a dick, Eli). That is one shitty tradeoff and I would like to opt out of further newsletters, thanks.

Jesse McCree if you don't WAKE THE FUCK UP, I'm gonna drink ALL YOUR BOOZE. And you KNOW I know where you hide it. And Syd, literally NO ONE likes it when you just LIE THERE like a cold fish. GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER. Comas are BORING


Edited to Add: the possum sent me take out anyone want it



Edited to Add x2: VAL'S IN A COMA TOO??? GODDAMMIT

MEDICAL TEAM + TELEPORTERS

I need someone to come to Heart 23 and help me get Henry to medical. He's not waking up.

REGINA MILLS

I'm so sorry, but there's something wrong with Henry. We fell asleep watching a movie last night and now I can't wake him up. I'm getting him to medical, but I thought you should know.

FRIENDS* & FAMILY

Please tell me the rest of you are okay.

*Feel free to assume for friends!

[ Kady & Penny ]
You're friends of hers, so just a heads up that Syd is one of those who's in a coma. I figured you'd end up here too, so I wanted to give you a warning.

This morning I wasn't able to wake my partner, Gabriel Reyes. He was breathing and his pulse was a little elevated but he just looked like he was in a deep sleep and wouldn't wake up. I contacted medical and he's been moved now, but is still asleep. He isn't the only one, either - I discovered Jesse McCree in the same state after he wouldn't answer text messages and medical was bringing in more when we first got here.

Check your friends, housemates and loved ones today, and please report anyone in the same condition to medical, where they will be transported and kept there for tests and monitoring. It's easy to tell you to not panic, but I won't do that - I get it. There's coffee and food here in medical for everyone visiting, along with support. Security won't tolerate aggression towards anyone here, so be on your best behavior if you want to stay, the medical professionals are doing everything they can.

[VICTOR & MITCH]

Sydney was with Jesse, and in the same state. I just gave transport the go to have them both transferred to medical. I'm sorry, I wish I had more answers for you.

JAMES POTTER, LILY EVANS, HARRY POTTER, TEDDY LUPIN, MARLENE MCKINNON, ARTHUR & MOLLY WEASLEY, NYMPHADORA TONKS, MAGICIANS:

I don't quite know how to say this. Maybe you've already noticed or figured this out. Eliot didn't come back from the mission. From what I understand, several people were kidnapped, and there are agents looking for them, but that's all we know right now.

SIRIUS, JULIA, HOPE:

Sirius, if you want to tell R Julia, maybe we can have another one of those movie nights?

EMMELINE:

It's not y

[Eiffel 65 - Blue]

Why.

I'm going to keep to myself until this wears off.

Buck has whined all morning. Astrid, could you watch him today?

[ ooc; Sam has no emotions today, but anyone who gets near her has a flood of them while they're in her vicinity. At this point, she's realized something's up and is keeping isolated. Anyone who encountered her before early afternoon would've experienced the emotion wave, so feel free to assume. ]

It seems the goddess within me has left. Probably best for everyone, given the random rain showers in the middle of winter.

Hopefully you were able to appreciate my half-naked rain dance to the tune of a beloved Prince song, because now I have a cold and am dying, farewell good people of Atlantis! This is the worst I've ever felt in my entire life.


Send soup please?

I don't know what this voice in my head is but it's fucking awesome. I feel fantastic and all I want to do is spread happiness to everyone in Atlantis.

And apparently I can pull money out of the air too.

DAD.

I JUST BLEW THE SINK UP. WITH MAGIC.

I ventured out of the house for the first time this week because I just needed coffee and a bagel, and I keep.. just wanting to hug people. I don't know if this is a side effect of the ritual or something from Atlantis, since I'm not seeing anything on the network about it. I walked through snow for this, though, so it's going to be a thing.

january 4

PENNY ADIYODI + KADY ORLOFF-DIAZ
PG | COMPLETE

( Alright, you piece of shit door, listen up. )