Oh, I see how it is. Put a guy in hospital for a few days and everyone forgets about him. It’s not like I nearly died or anything.
Where are my goddamn flowers and grapes, people? And by grapes I mean cookies.
Well you’ll all be glad to know I’m doing much better now, thanks. Doc says I’ll be outta here in a couple of days if I behave myself.
[Filtered away from medical professionals]Someone better have the tequila on ice ready for my coming home party.
(OOC: Cappie was attacked and hurt really bad by Dark Heart on 15th November but I suck and I forgot to post about it so just feel free to assume he’s been unable to post for the last ten days but that relevant people have visited him and made sure he wasn’t giving the doctors too hard a time.)