Sep. 4th, 2018 at 1:09 PM
Attention Breckentale High School students! Whoever (whomever?? whatever who cares) might’ve lost a turquoise notebook out by the bleachers, come see me. There’s no name on it. There is a giant “♥ ♥ [name redacted]” written inside the back cover, but I’m not actually creepy enough to know which of you hormone cases is in love with which this week. Don’t worry, I’m not holding it for ransom or anything. Just find me in the hallways before I have to turn it over to lost & found.
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So we should probably talk about our living arrangements. I’m told that’s the ~adult~ thing to do. And I only put it off like two weeks, would you look at that!