Right then. I'm working on a mural on the northeast wall of the Lions, and I haven't got the faintest what I'm going to paint there. So I'm putting it out to you lot to give me ideas and inspiration.
Caveats:
1. If it's a Muggle thing I don't know anything about, I will make it up.
2. If you suggest something filthy, I will paint it and make you the starring figure.
Go on, then.