Save Atlantis RPG

I've got this friend back home, luckiest fucker you will ever meet in your life, but like, that kind of magic requires bad luck go somewhere? Basically what I'm saying is if there's somebody here with the shittiest luck today, I am actually a little sorry. Not a lot, because I am RARELY this lucky and I definitely needed an influx of cash and all this free shit. But still. Sorry.

[FILTERED TO MAGICIANS + SYDNEY]

If any of you assholes need something, you might be able to bring me wherever it is and I can get it for you. Maybe. No fucking promises!

mid december at bonnie's house

BONNIE BENNETT & DAMON SALVATORE
LOW | COMPLETE

( I guess we’ll have to make it a Christmas to remember. )

Hey friends. This morning, I’m going to get all educational up in your asses, hope you’re ready.

The topic today (which you’ll probably ignore because humans are dickbags when it comes to the environment and anything to do with actually keeping the world running effectively) is the wetlands.

So. Who likes water? Well, the wetlands help fill the sources of 82% of your drinking water (if you live in America on earth, that is). Boom: save the wetlands.

Who likes not drowning? Wetlands help store floodwater to keep it from breaching into towns and cities along waterways. Boom: save the wetlands.

Who likes not swimming with garbage? Since (again) humans are dickbags when it comes to the environment and anything to do with actually keeping the world running effectively, pollution is a big deal. Wetlands have natural filtering capabilities that help keep waterways clean. Boom: save the wetlands.

Who likes food? Wetlands provide food like cranberries, blueberries, fish and rice. Boom: save the fucking wetlands.

And that brings me to the most important reason: these cute assholes live in near wetlands. You may not care if the world comes hurtling to a fiery end, because life is a mystery and time is an illusion, but those little things deserve more.

12 February 2019

SIRIUS BLACK & EMMELINE VANCE
LOW | COMPLETED

( Would it be inappropriate to make a joke here about Yoda? )

I don't think I've got the same way with words that Dr. Malcolm has (why mess with perfection, am I right?), so I'm not going to try.

What I do want to know, though, is what's your favorite wetland animal? Or plant? Or insect? I know what you're thinking. "But Trip, how could I ever decide? They're all so fascinating and beneficial to the environment!" I hear you. But I've been talking so much about what I think is cool, but now I want to hear about what everyone else thinks is cool, too, and maybe we can all learn something from each other.

Or I could just keep going. I know so much about beavers, y'all.

Found a penny. Let's see how the day works out.

[Buffy Summers]
How are you doing, after your Trouble?

( SKI BIRTHDAY INVITATION - delivered to all teens in Atlantis )

I am definitely not looking a gift latte in the mouth, but for those of you who are more in tune with Singles Awareness Day than Valentines Day, Trocution will be hosting a party this Friday night. Think of it as a singles night with lots of extra flair and a touch of cynicism. I for one plan to attend the Valentine Ball Thursday night, too, so there's no rule saying you can't enjoy both!

FEBRUARY 12

RHY MARESH + TEDDY LUPIN
G | COMPLETE

( I’m so glad you’re here when I’m tired, feel exhausted, and look worse. )

All right, now I'm not someone who buys into that "you can't wear the same dress twice" sort of thing. (Mind you, I used to be that way. Back in high school, you wouldn't have caught me dead wearing the same outfit twice in one week.)

My problem is more that I don't know if anything I've worn before fits a Valentine's Day event. Past Anissa really didn't think this through. Does it really matter? Probably not. Do I care? Yeah, I kind of do.

february 12

REBECCA LOGAN + OPEN
LOW | IN PROGRESS/OPEN
COMMENT OR GDOC HERE
(request access pls, doc is view only to avoid multiples)

( As soon as the minute hand ticked to 11:05 AM she picked up her purse and with a smile was out the door for an early lunch. A long, early lunch. )