2:37 AM
February 5 | Early Morning
near Body 1
near Body 1
Evie Frye + D'Artagnan
PG | COMPLETE
PG | COMPLETE
( bad news teddy bears )
I'll be safe. Dash, if you're going to be outside a lot, make sure to take breaks or you're going to get sick. It's been really cold.
A MISSION![Friends]
Report to base for briefing, bring your gear and hug your loved ones. I do not know how long we will be gone, but consider it wise to expect at least a week from past mission knowledge. Details will be provided upon arrival and I have doughnuts.
My team has been selected for a mission, likely some of you have gotten the call as well. For those I'll soon see at the base for briefing, good luck with your part of the mission! For those remaining behind, you have my adoration and we will see you again soon! With luck, we will hopefully have more opportunities to make them pay for abducting our allies.
Hey, recon mission is turning out to be Real Mission. Raincheck on Sci-fi? I left like $20 on the kitchen counter so you guys can get pizza. Or whatever kids eat these days. Avocados. Chipotle. Feel free to have a party! Condoms are in the bathroom.
Hey I know I'm annoying and have my head up my ass, but I'm also annoying elsewhere and looking to be out on a mission for a little while. Miles and Gwen are like, weirdly functioning adults, but uh- check on them once or twice for me? Please?
My first mission begins today. And it seems Hawke and I are teamed up, which should be interesting. I will do my best to keep him safe from harm.
That's enough for today. I'm either going actually crazy after all the weirdness here or today is just far too much for my liking. I will be firmly sequestering myself away from people seeing as I can't seem to stop hallucinating any time I look at someone and attempt even basic conversation.