11:12 AM
So like, our shower-head is a little short and bathtubs can be slippery and apparently I'm a lot stronger than I thought I was (or the construction on this apartment is shitty).
That's the story of how I broke the showerhead by listening to Nicki Minaj's new album, trying to dance in the bathtub, slipping and grabbing the shower hose and ripping it out of the wall to break my fall.
It's fine! This is fine! Everything's fine! I'll fix it. I'm already fixing it. (Everybody should go listen to "Queen".)
That's the story of how I broke the showerhead by listening to Nicki Minaj's new album, trying to dance in the bathtub, slipping and grabbing the shower hose and ripping it out of the wall to break my fall.
It's fine! This is fine! Everything's fine! I'll fix it. I'm already fixing it. (Everybody should go listen to "Queen".)