eddie misses mass effect so fucking much
[Only including people at the Batfam meeting.]
I could only stop Gwen's brain from swelling. Unfortunately, she's in a coma for now and we have to depend on the hospital for the rest. I'm currently at the secret base with Banner. We're working on the suit and Banner will send info about the sonic device to Barbara. We're not leaving the lab until the suit is ready to go. I figure the less running around town we all do, the safer everyone will be.
[Private to Steve R.]
[He transcribes the post to the Batfam for Steve and then adds:]
Banner is convinced that he can control Hulk and that Carnage taking him over isn't a problem. I'm beyond trying to argue and he knows his own brain best, so we agreed to hide in a secret base and work on the tech until Carnage is taken care of. If something goes wrong, I'll just boomtube to Star City and think about my life choices. [Blink.] After that, I think Banner is willing to go back home and we should avoid any damages here and over there if we all play it smart. Everything is fine and there's no reason to come over here. I'll let you know if that changes, but we're both pretty focused on solving this problem.
[Private to Stephanie N.]
[She can read the entire fucking post.]
Send me a pic of your boobs I want to die.
[Private to Bat and Cat.]
[After a couple hours, he adds both of them to the Batfam lock so they can see the original post and sets the comm to transcribe.]
Figured you'd want to know what was going on. I told Marvel we're going to be fine and I'm hoping for smooth sailing after this.