Rooms

Atlantic City, anyone? Clint's driving. I assume.

[ETA: Bruce B]

This is non-negotiable. Get your coat.

[ETA: Eddie N]

You've been holding out on me.

[ETA: Clint B]

We're gonna need a party bus, Sport.

[Phone Call]

Ring!

[Call: Bobbi/Clint]

[Ring!]

Quick.

Fun things to do on a Monday afternoon when you don't feel like interacting socially.

[Fuzzy timelines, shortly after this.]

[Avengers]

He let me go.

[Locked individually to: Marta F, Jane F, Evie S]

Are you well?

WILL WORK FOR FOOD.

Just Kidding. But this lady needs something to do besides her ex-husband and Channing Tatum. Got any science going on?

I hate technology, okay? My DVR messed up and didn't get my show last night.

Anyone in here catch the new episode of Dog Cops on their DVR last night? I'll show my gratitude with a six pack and a pizza.

[Witchy]

Thank you.

[Billy K]

Did you make a wish?

[Bobbi M and Natasha R]

Are either of you staying at the Mansion? Avengers, not Xavier's.

[Eddie N]

Hey. You're kind of a little shit, I can just tell. Don't worry. I like that. Because you're a reasonable human. I also also happen to be a little shit, but I think need your brand of little shit advice. Care to help me out, computer man?

-Bobbi

[Clint B]

Everything alright over there?

[Jane F]

Hey baby, I'm gonna start this with some slow jams. Turn it up.

Gonna get on my science pick up lines.

I'm attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun - with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared. So I just have one question... Top quark or bottom quark?

Also a few follow-ups. Where might you be, are you safe and sound, and might I ask you to come hang out with some of us for a bit while we figure out how to get your man out that stupid Asgardian prison his skinny ass brother stuck him in which probably ruined your Valentine's Day.

On that note one more question. How about that Doxy? Heeeey? Heeeeey.

[Avengers]

So if Thor's in an Asgardian Prison...Loki is....

A. On a date with Jane
B. Making Sweet sweet love to a stallion
C. Ruling Asgard
D. Other - please specify

What other kinds of problems is the Loki problem stacked on top of? Can I have a list?

[Loki]

Cheek bones! I need to talk to you about some child support I'm owed.

What have you done, Loki?

THANKS WANDARINI!!!

[Locked: Clint B]

Hey, Sport. Happy Valentine's Day.

[True to her heart's desire, the morning of Valentine's Day finds one Clint Barton standing outside of Stark Tower. But it's not Hawkeye standing there, you see, but Cupid. The weather's cold, but that hasn't stopped him from dressing up like Cupid himself to hand out roses, chocolates, arrows with heart-shaped tips, and all manner of romantic bits and bobs from a basket that never seems to go empty. There are hugs given, of course, and pictures taken, because he just can't find it in himself to refuse. And though he started out grouchy, by the end of the day, there's a few grins in there that can definitely be seen as truthful.

One of those arrows finds its way to Bobbi herself with a note tied around it: Make the best of it, valentine.]

[Flash T and Clint B]

Hey, boys.

[Natasha R]

Do redheads wear red?

[Wanda M]

Get out your reddest red dress.

Who: Bobbi Morse and Sharon Carter
Where: Sharon's Hotel Suite
When: Eh Right Now
What: Catching Up - Then going out - I NEED TO GET THIS OVER WITH OK
Warnings: A lot of blonde

( Srsly Now Kiss lmao )

I'm having trouble getting Natasha R to open up. Anyone have any ideas?

[Locked: Tony S]

Tony, hi, you might not know me. My name is Bobbi. I'm an Avenger, I lead the West Coast Avengers with Clint, codename Mockingbird. PhD in biology, all around nice lady.

Former SHIELD operative. Currently unemployed almost ready to start looking for a job. Almost.

I need a website, deep shadow conditions. Cupidclint.com any suggestions on where to get such a thing? And how to make it the best most heavily trafficked website ever?

[Steve R]

Steve, hi. I'm Bobbi Morse. Like I just said to Tony, because you might be together and then you'll know I'm copying and pasting things, which now I'm officially not. In any case. Hi. I'm Bobbi. I'm an Avenger. We're pals, we get along. If you do know me, then you also know that I know about the fifty bucks I owe you. Noted. But no one, and I mean NO ONE NOT ONE PERSON ALIVE could have seen that one coming. Okay? Okay. You are just....I don't know. Psychic.

If you don't know what I'm talking about. It's to do with Beyonce. Somehow. I don't know HOW. You woke up one day and called me up and said "Bobbi, I think Bey is up to something." I told you you were nuts and, then I called Carol who called Sharon and we all said you were nuts, and you bet us all fifty bucks. And then Beyonce just went ahead and dropped an album out of nowhere. That day. What even, Steve? What. Even. Three blondes almost killed you that day. None of us have paid you.

[Thor]

Where's my favorite God of Thunder at? Did you know there's going to be a Magic Mike 2? Are you in it?

[Clint B]

You are so going to kill me.

PS. We have no Kate. The hell am I supposed to without a mini-Hawkeye? Can we put her outfit on Lola? See what happens?

[Natasha R]

Did you make a wish?

[And then Public as anything - from Bobbi M - because she doesn't know who else is here]

So are we enjoying being the wish granTORS or the granTEES the most?

Do I get to take off the mask when this is all over because I am telling you what little new wish friend, I wanna see. Big time. I wanna see.

Also there is nothing on TV right now. What's in your netflix queues I need to check out?

[As Clint B]

You all take this in stride pretty damned easily.