Second Chances: the Network

Okay hear me out.

Has anyone tried to actually EAT their fortune cookies?? Like, is the fortune just the important part? Does the cookie matter?

Because I usually give Addie my cookies after I read the fortune but if I'm going to accidentally make my dog a multimedia celebrity sensation because a fortune cookie told her to seek fame and fortune, we've got a lroblem!

I've never had a fortuen cookie but I suppose this is a good one. It reminds me of something that Master Yoda might say except more coherent.

http://www.fortunecookiemessage.com/cookie/9448-Happinees-comes-from-a-good-life.

I need to get in the gym more often. Don't want to let myself go.

I miss my friends more than I even imagined I would. Perhaps I should find something to keep myself busy.

Okay. I don't know what being I've pissed off now... but I've tripped more times than I can count, got my locker stuck, failed a math test and burnt my grilled cheese.

And I can't help like it's this stupid cookie's fault. With its bad juju and shit.

"Bad luck and ill misfortune will infest your pathetic soul for all eternity."


I can't do this terrible day shit for forever.

HYPOTHETICALLY SPEAKING

If you got a fortune cookie that read "You will be traveling and come into a fortune."

And then you ended up in the scene of a robbery

And someone tried to carjack you as a getaway car

But then they panicked

And left a duffel bag full of money on the seat next to you as they fled

And no one who was chasing them... noticed


What's the best way to go about turning in said money so someone with a criminal record doesn't just get their butt tossed in jail because it looks funny?