SECOND CHANCES NET

[REALITY FASHION SHOW]

Now someone has been murdered?!?! What sort of television show is this?

[Pirate Show]

Why the hell can't we just turn around? I've already had to send Old Lace after people in the water and this out-of-fucking-nowhere storm is just getting worse!

I'm about to get sea sick.

[The At Home Group]

HAS ANYONE TURNED ON THE TELEVISION! WHAT THE-- WHY ARE THEY ASKING ALBUS ABOUT A MURDER?!?

What manner of infernal racket are those sirens going off?

Also, I haven't been slapped this much since I was trapped in a punishment loop. Can't say I find that part fun.

So, your Dad's been "made redundant" and is out of a job. And apparently our finances weren't as stable as we were first led to believe, because we were literally one paycheck away from losing the house.

God, I forgot how much I hated 80's economics.

Is everyone all right? What are these things?

[plot: Goodbye My Little Pony and hello Transformers! Aliens are descending to attack our perfect cartoon universe and it's up to you and your characters to stop them. Or just hide from the invasion, really anything goes. Powers are useful, hand to hand combat works just as well.]