SECOND CHANCES NET

[Filtered to the Fashion Reality Show]

Deondre and Ashleighanne have been fighting over the same scrap of ermine all morning and getting absolutely nothing done.

Look, I'm not ashamed to walk down the runway half-dressed, but I draw the line at non-artful nudity.

Is no one going to tell them it's not even real?

Reality TV is so weird.

[80's Family Sitcom]

So what's this alert thing with names? I see there's another one today. I thought maybe it was people added to this awesome 80's world we're in, but I don't think so. Haven't seen anyone new here.

Oh.

So. What happens now? If we're returned, as I assume we will be, will the apartment simply be empty? I suppose I'll know more when I get there, but still.

This happens often, then? This is twice just since I've been in this...world? Wherever it is that we are now.

[Children's Cartoon Filter]

GUESS WHO DOESN'T HAVE TWO THUMBS AND CAN'T EVEN RIP A PIECE OF PAPER APART, even though he's mad/sad/upset enough to go full on poltergeist up in this celluloid utopia??

(Did you guess it's me? Yaaaaay! I'm so proud of you!!)

_{please make it stop}

[At Home Group]

I don't like that the apartment is so empty.

I don't like that people are leaving when we can't see them.

I wonder if my family is coming back or Julia or Hope

I'm even starting to miss the baby crying.


So.... I ordered a few pizzas... someone come eat with me?