To the fuckers who create the fake IDs in this city: they suck, and if I ever manage to track you lot down,
I will rip you will
be fucking sorry have a stern talking to about how to create fucking realistic IDs. Until then, none of
y'all you are actually getting into the club.
And Ben, when I said Advil, I didn't mean you had to bring the whole fucking pharmacy and the grocery store.