Hello, Atlantis. I do hope I'm getting this right. The hologram lady has been terribly helpful in showing me how to use these new contraptions but I'm afraid I'm not very technologically-savvy, as I'm told they say. My name is Aziraphale and it is absolutely lovely to meet all of you.
Do the trees here normally chitchat to each other? I just caught one sassing about the coverage of leaves another one has and that it'll just be wasted when winter makes its way back around.
Ladies, always remember that the most important thing with any outfit is how you accesorize it. Except you can't borrow this particular accessory. The hot man is all mine.
I've only just saved the earth from the apocalypse. I was actually expecting a break, not to be thrown into a slightly more tropical war than the village of Tadfield.